# Puppetry of the Penis **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 11, 2001, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puppetry-of-the-penis/86899 "2001-10-11T21:27:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puppetry-of-the-penis/86899/1 "2001-10-11T21:27:11Z")
So how does one get away with displaying and playing with their genitals openly in public ? The answer is here. WARNING : There are no naked penis pictures on the linked page. ☹ > **[THEATER REVIEW; A Couple of Naked Guys From Australia (Published 2001)](https://www.nytimes.com/2001/10/08/theater/theater-review-a-couple-of-naked-guys-from-australia.html)** > > Bruce Weber reviews play Puppetry of the Penis, conceived and created by David Friend and Simon Morley, who also star (M) ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puppetry-of-the-penis/86899/2 "2001-10-11T22:17:48Z")
Forgot ask the question, what can you make your penis look like. ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puppetry-of-the-penis/86899/3 "2001-10-11T22:38:47Z")
I saw that on a marquee when I was in London last October, right near Trafalgar Square. Wish I would’ve bought a ticket. Then again, maybe not. ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puppetry-of-the-penis/86899/4 "2001-10-11T22:40:50Z")
Oh, and I can make my penis look like a full-grown python. And, from what I hear, **Demo** can make his look like an inchworm. ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puppetry-of-the-penis/86899/5 "2001-10-11T22:45:06Z")
Does anyone else have a link (I feel too woozy to look for it myself. I’m sick. So sue me.) so I can see what the OP’s about without having to try, in vain, to go through a darn registration process with the NY Post, Times or whatever? Please? **Ayesha** , I’d really like to see what you’re talking about, but I can’t get through. Ta. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puppetry-of-the-penis/86899/6 "2001-10-11T22:59:06Z")
Ice Wolf, the link I posted goes straight through for me and I’m not registered with the NY Times. Is anyone else having a problem ? ---
**Author:** ![StephenG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@StephenG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StephenG)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puppetry-of-the-penis/86899/7 "2001-10-11T23:05:33Z")
Yup. Same problem here… ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puppetry-of-the-penis/86899/8 "2001-10-11T23:08:46Z")
Hell, y’all can use my NYTimes registration…it’s not like I gave them my real name or anything. ID: fritzxxx0 PW: fritzxxx ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puppetry-of-the-penis/86899/9 "2001-10-11T23:13:11Z")
Thanks, **Geobabe**! Wow. Um, people are _paying_ to see this? Hm. Well, as Dave Barry once said, you can get a paying crowd for anything in New York, “including opera and live nude dog wrestling.” Guess he was right. ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puppetry-of-the-penis/86899/10 "2001-10-11T23:13:59Z")
I’m only the registered owner of a penis and luckily the man attached to it allows me to dress it up from time to time. My favorite “outfits” for it are a tiny batting helmet (Batter up!) and an extrememly silly Bugs Bunny terrycloth rattle. (On that one the cloth makes a ring and it looks like Bugs is very well endowed!) I did have some curly doll hair I was going to try to fashion a tiny penis wig out of…wonder where that went too? ---
**Author:** ![Anal\_Scurvy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c57346/32.png) [@Anal\_Scurvy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anal_Scurvy)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puppetry-of-the-penis/86899/11 "2001-10-11T23:59:34Z")
Well, this just arrived at my email addy, and I’m not one to ask questions about destiny, so here you go: (if clicking doesn’t work, copy and paste it into your location menu. If that doesn’t work, add a single space after the address and that should, finally, work) [http://www.geocities.com/raging\_wiener/puppetry.jpg](http://www.geocities.com/raging_wiener/puppetry.jpg) Hurry up and view it before I get sued. These penis people are just the type to resort to lawyers. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puppetry-of-the-penis/86899/12 "2001-10-12T01:08:07Z")
OK Anal Scurvy, I had to c&p your link but I was able to see that. Your’s does lead to a naked penis and one that I would think was in a lot of pain at that ! I don’t even have a penis execpt the one hubby lets me use and that picture made me go ouch.