# Puppy Haiku **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2003, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puppy-haiku/195828 "2003-08-17T20:35:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puppy-haiku/195828/1 "2003-08-17T20:35:16Z")
cute soft new puppy he is fuzzy and brown he poos a great deal (Pictures to follow!) (Not of the poo, of the puppy.) (Soon!) ---
**Author:** ![emmaliminal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@emmaliminal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emmaliminal)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puppy-haiku/195828/2 "2003-08-17T21:14:29Z")
Mr emilyforce would like to inform you that your verse is _doggerel_. Poo-less puppy pictures pronto, please! ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puppy-haiku/195828/3 "2003-08-17T22:53:56Z")
soft soft brown fur sleeping in my bedroom eating my ginch?!?!?! (puppy wandered out into the living room with a pair of my skivies on his head. He had “rescued” them from the laundry pile.) ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puppy-haiku/195828/4 "2003-08-18T01:15:47Z")
More Doggerel do not underrate lethal little needle-teeth now go hide your shoes ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puppy-haiku/195828/5 "2003-08-18T01:31:35Z")
Valentine you brat you have a yummy chew toy wooden kitchen chair ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puppy-haiku/195828/6 "2003-08-18T01:33:08Z")
eighteen months old now and Dottie still loves to chew my used underwear (She is teaching me not to be such a slob!) April afternoon little Phyllis pounced and ate my last dwarf iris (The first day we brought her home, at 8 weeks. I wanted to show my mom the irises, but Phyllis got there first!) ---
**Author:** ![benthames](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/58f4c7/32.png) [@benthames](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/benthames)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puppy-haiku/195828/7 "2003-08-18T02:48:12Z")
She is Erasmus Very black and quite tiny. Also a terror. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puppy-haiku/195828/8 "2003-08-18T04:17:21Z")
Voltaire the Brave Strikes fear in the heart of bunny Run Benny-Bunny Run! (If you’ve never seen a massive, huge, fat rabbit run in terror at the sight of a teeny-tiny little fluffy puppy, it’s really quite a sight to behold.) ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puppy-haiku/195828/9 "2003-08-18T04:23:53Z")
Voltaire the Brave Strikes fear in the heart of bunny Run Benny-Bunny Run! (If you’ve never seen a massive, huge, fat rabbit run in terror at the sight of a teeny-tiny little fluffy puppy, it’s really quite a sight to behold.)