# Pure random silliness thread? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 17, 2014, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306 "2014-04-17T02:29:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/241 "2014-07-30T16:22:16Z")
^ Not the “Duck” sound, oddly enough. “Sonar” does. I could change it to the Spring sound, but if was in my cargo khaki shorts pocket and it went “Boi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoing,” people might get the wrong idea. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/242 "2014-07-30T23:57:25Z")
Mary Had a little lamb, Hickory Dickory Dock. If he hollers, let 'em go Lizard poisons Spock. Treehouse was a llama now my story’s told… Peas Porridge in a Pot NINE DAYS OLD! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/243 "2014-07-31T13:59:32Z")
Here’s my theory of the classic Popeye/ Olive/ Bluto triangle: Popeye is the most dog-shit ugly guy you ever saw, and Olive is the scrawniest, boniest woman ever. They stick with each other because no one else wants them. But then Bluto comes along. Bluto is a pervert- he has a fetish for anorexic women; he masturbates to photos of concentration camp survivors. So naturally he goes gaga over Olive. At first Olive is flattered by his attentions and so lets him come on to her (and fight Popeye for her), but when she realizes just how base his interest in her is, she screams for help, Popeye pulls out the spinach, and Bluto gets his balls broken. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/244 "2014-07-31T14:07:41Z")
Lumpy, I agree with your assessment except that you should know Olive is really a guy. Everything else is true. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/245 "2014-07-31T14:27:41Z")
Bluto is actually after Swee’ Pea. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/246 "2014-07-31T14:30:47Z")
Wimpy has an eating disorder and a gambling problem. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/247 "2014-07-31T15:08:08Z")
Doesn’t Alice the Goon post on SDMB? We could get HER slant. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2014, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/248 "2014-08-02T02:23:00Z")
Reposted from “Abusing Infants” thread: When I go past the rabbit cage, I sing this (to the tune of “Black Betty”): Whoa-oh, fat rabbit, wham-ba-lam, whoa-oh, fat rabbit, wham-ba-lam. Fat rabbit is a punk, wham-ba-lam, he got junk in da trunk, wham-ba-lam. That’s all I got. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2014, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/249 "2014-08-02T14:06:11Z")
Oh God, I just had to test Rule 36 and image search Anorexic Porn. My eyes! ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2014, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/250 "2014-08-02T14:14:02Z")
Here - look at some [sheep porn](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Lf2fKMb0sQA/UgT0jzzm3MI/AAAAAAAAau8/sXptgL0kaS8/s640/bestiality-baa-means-no-sex-with-animals.jpg). It’ll help. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2014, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/251 "2014-08-02T16:10:51Z")
Well, no wonder, you should test rule 34 instead. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2014, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/252 "2014-08-02T23:04:44Z")
Oh, no, no, no! I fell for that, once; the screen said the President was coming to get me and throw me in Federal prison on Mars! The Prez can’t do that–can he? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2014, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/253 "2014-08-03T00:24:50Z")
“[Poo-Pourri](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKLnhuzh9uY)”?(video) Yeah, no, I have to smell enough perfume in my life as it is. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2014, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/254 "2014-08-03T01:48:54Z")
Why does YouTube’s various News Bloopers Compilation vids always have thumbnails of good-looking stacked anchorwomen showing lots of cleavage, but they’re never included in the vid? ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2014, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/255 "2014-08-03T02:47:21Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > “[Poo-Pourri](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKLnhuzh9uY)”?(video) Is that pronounced “poopery”? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2014, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/256 "2014-08-03T03:28:13Z")
Isn’t that where you go to…never mind. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/257 "2014-08-04T13:33:00Z")
Last night I dreamed of a pizza that would scream when you tried to eat it. Everyone considered it a delicacy. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2014, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/258 "2014-08-05T02:03:18Z")
Last night I dreamed I was shooting a music video of a heavy metal group in a snowstorm. I hate snow, not fond of heavy metal and have no use for music videos. What does it mean? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2014, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/259 "2014-08-05T02:07:56Z")
You want to be a film producer, you feel you are a special snowflake and you lack iron in your diet? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![bleach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bleach/32/3106_2.png) [@bleach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bleach)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/260 "2014-08-06T00:46:10Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > Last night I dreamed I was shooting a music video of a heavy metal group in a snowstorm. I hate snow, not fond of heavy metal and have no use for music videos. What does it mean? My “Interpretation of Dreams” book (published in 1899) says that it’s Oedipal. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306.md?page=14)