# Pure random silliness thread? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 17, 2014, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306 "2014-04-17T02:29:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2014, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/301 "2014-08-12T16:54:53Z")
> [@CheshireKat](#): > > Failed hip hop band: “Yeastie Boys” > [@eschereal](#): > > Those guys were so cold, that is why they were never able to rise. But their tunes were so infectious! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/302 "2014-08-13T01:08:08Z")
Dr. E. Vill: he’s evil! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/303 "2014-08-13T01:18:47Z")
I’ve been wanting to play this somewhere today, HERE IT IS: When he gets in a scrape, he makes his escape With the help of his friend, an ape named Ape. Then away he’ll schlep on his elephant Shep While Fella and Ursula stay in step. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/304 "2014-08-13T01:21:40Z")
😃_George, George, George of the Jungle!_ ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/305 "2014-08-13T02:42:22Z")
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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/306 "2014-08-13T02:45:57Z")
Shep’s a good doggie! (This should have gone to the earworm thread) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/307 "2014-08-13T02:47:31Z")
Note George have two girls, Fella AND Ursula! George real swinger! Tooky Tooky! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/308 "2014-08-13T02:48:30Z")
Watch out for that– (Oh, man, I forgot all about the T-T bird! Thanx, Prof.) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/309 "2014-08-13T02:53:47Z")
Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop! The great big greedy nincompoop! He fills his pants with stinky soup And that’s why he’s Augustus Gloop-gloop-gloop! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/310 "2014-08-13T14:28:32Z")
_Come with me, and you’ll be In a world of mental retardation._ ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/311 "2014-08-13T15:02:44Z")
Jeffrey Beaner had a weiner Nothin’ finer could be found Took his weiner to the cleaner OOPS - they shrunk it down a pound. This is pure random silliness, right? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/312 "2014-08-13T20:03:00Z")
Ruth rode in my convertible In the seat in back of me I hit a bump at 65 And drove on Ruth-lessly ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/313 "2014-08-13T21:43:01Z")
As I was walking up the stairs, I passed a man who wasn’t there. He wasn’t there again today, I think my meds aren’t working… ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/314 "2014-08-14T02:41:41Z")
_Psycho Simon slew a pieman going to the fair Who else did Psycho Simon slay the day that he was there?_ ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/315 "2014-08-14T03:19:25Z")
_Three blind mice Three blind mice See how they run See how they run They all ran after the farmer’s wife She cut off their tales with a carving knife Battered them up and fried them nice And told her husband they were shoestring potatoes._ ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/316 "2014-08-14T13:35:27Z")
“Woof, woof! Don’t be a goof!” “Honk honk, it’s the bonk!” ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/317 "2014-08-14T13:59:00Z")
Sounds like Kelly’s Heroes. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/318 "2014-08-14T14:23:08Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > “Woof, woof! Don’t be a goof!” > “Honk honk, it’s the bonk!” What? There’s a test, now? Don’t be silly! Oh,…wait. (Seriously, though, WTH with those quotes? Weird.) ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/319 "2014-08-14T14:31:56Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > (Seriously, though, WTH with those quotes? Weird.) SERIOUSLY? How can there be any rules or WTH in a thread with this title? 😕 Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/320 "2014-08-14T14:54:16Z")
I’m sorry, I could have been clearer: **Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbtttttttttttttttttttttt!** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306.md?page=17)