# Pure random silliness thread? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 17, 2014, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306 "2014-04-17T02:29:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/441 "2014-09-04T23:17:10Z")
You know who else has a smoky voice? Sam Elliott. ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/442 "2014-09-05T14:08:31Z")
Sure, but the mustache would tickle and he would look terrible in a bikini…🙂 Friday! My beer light is on and I have a 6 pack of Warthog waiting patiently for my tender ministrations after work. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/443 "2014-09-05T23:56:09Z")
You are SO nice to your beverages. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/444 "2014-09-06T00:15:59Z")
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you’re upside-down. If you wash your hair with realpoo instead of shampoo, you’ll have a doo-doo 'do. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/445 "2014-09-06T00:28:01Z")
Ever wonder why we park in a driveway, but drive on a parkway? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/446 "2014-09-06T00:49:10Z")
_I was sad, for I had no shoes, but then I met a man with no feet, so I took his shoes._ ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/447 "2014-09-06T01:24:10Z")
That’ll learn 'im! ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/448 "2014-09-09T21:22:44Z")
[http://forums.finalgear.com/attachments/general-automotive/awesome-thread-automotive-edition/5138d1332704984-flyingscotsman4.jpg](http://forums.finalgear.com/attachments/general-automotive/awesome-thread-automotive-edition/5138d1332704984-flyingscotsman4.jpg) :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/449 "2014-09-09T21:45:55Z")
What _does_ your elbow taste like? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/450 "2014-09-09T22:24:38Z")
You could grate it into a frying pan and find out. Let us know… ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/451 "2014-09-09T23:48:19Z")
n/m ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/452 "2014-09-09T23:49:55Z")
Probably like whatever is on my desk, when my head is propped up in my hands. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/453 "2014-09-10T02:17:57Z")
I’ve always wondered – when someone double-posts, why do they always edit out the _first_ post, not the second? That looks so strange to me, but everyone does it that way. Seriously, I’m thinking of applying for a government grant to study this puzzling phenomenon. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/454 "2014-09-10T02:19:32Z")
Hmmm. This is a test. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/455 "2014-09-10T02:20:32Z")
Hmmm. This is a test. \ ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/456 "2014-09-10T05:41:03Z")
61\* ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/457 "2014-09-11T16:18:13Z")
[quote=“Lumpy, post:89, topic:686306”] People other than Police who Solve Murders:[ul][li]Private Detectives[_]Pathologists[_]Defense Attorneys[_]Insurance Investigators[_]Reporters[_]Mystery Writers[_]Gentleman Amateurs[\*]Nosy Little Old Ladies[/ul][/li][/QUOTE] Just discovered another one: [The Post-Murder Cleaning Crew](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr_%26_Mrs_Murder) (although as presented there’s a semi-rational basis: they’re friends with a homicide detective who doesn’t have the budget or manpower to investigate supposedly “open and shut” cases. They pass tips on to him, he gets the credit and in exchange they get referrals from the department.) ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/458 "2014-09-11T16:25:07Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > Just discovered another one: [The Post-Murder Cleaning Crew](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr_%26_Mrs_Murder) How about the Warren Commission? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/459 "2014-09-11T22:10:43Z")
^ You keep your nose out of my Owsla. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/460 "2014-09-11T22:42:53Z")
Is that anything like Owsley, the best acid there was? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306.md?page=22) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306.md?page=24)