# Pure random silliness thread? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 17, 2014, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306 "2014-04-17T02:29:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/501 "2014-09-26T02:04:17Z")
Where can I get one? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/502 "2014-09-26T02:10:14Z")
> [@Enola\_Straight](#): > > Next time you’re in a traffic jam, think of this! > [Truck plows through 16 cars at once. - GIF on Imgur](http://i.imgur.com/94RpPBR.gif) Suddenly I have an urge to play Euro Truck Simulator. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/503 "2014-09-26T02:17:15Z")
When I turn 80, I had planned to buy a big old Buick and ram all the @#$@#s who can’t drive. They could put me in jail; it’d be worth it. Maybe I should start saving up for one of these trucks instead. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/504 "2014-09-26T02:24:08Z")
I’d prefer an Olds Delta 88. And I’ll bet Adam didn’t save the blueprints for the vehicle, either. _I’m the friendly stranger in the black sedan…_ ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2014, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/505 "2014-09-29T00:38:45Z")
[http://deathisobsolete.com/wp-content/uploads/chuck-lorre-vanity-card-411.png](http://deathisobsolete.com/wp-content/uploads/chuck-lorre-vanity-card-411.png) ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2014, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/506 "2014-09-29T00:42:24Z")
😃 Boy, if that isn’t \*Pure Random Silliness \*I don’t know what is! ---
**Author:** ![CraterLayer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/87869e/32.png) [@CraterLayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CraterLayer)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/507 "2014-09-30T22:02:48Z")
According to my 3 yr old nephew a small volcano is called a “volcinie”. ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/508 "2014-09-30T22:13:06Z")
So what’s a large volcano called? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/509 "2014-09-30T23:26:13Z")
I think my 13 year old female Border Collie/Golden Retriever mix can tell time, but if I tell anyone, I might find she can use the phone, too, and have me put away. Help! Gracie, put down the pho ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/510 "2014-09-30T23:31:45Z")
Hah, that’s nothing. I have this whole board fooled into thinking I’m my human owner. Signed, the Cat ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/511 "2014-09-30T23:58:46Z")
Humans own cats? Since when? That’s not what _I’ve_ heard. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/512 "2014-10-01T00:51:03Z")
> [@swampspruce](#): > > So what’s a large volcano called? There is a Danish/Icelandic/Inuit portmanteau for that. If I could even spell it out, I would not do so, as most of us would dislocate our tongues trying to pronounce it. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/513 "2014-10-01T00:58:47Z")
Im in ur yustashun tubez, lookin fer nom-nomz [![](https://i42.servimg.com/u/f42/17/32/66/32/12717110.jpg) ](https://i42.servimg.com/u/f42/17/32/66/32/12717110.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/514 "2014-10-01T02:07:47Z")
> [@Enola\_Straight](#): > > Im in ur yustashun tubez, lookin fer nom-nomz > [http://i42.servimg.com/u/f42/17/32/66/32/12717110.jpg](http://i42.servimg.com/u/f42/17/32/66/32/12717110.jpg) Okay, that’s more disturbing than tentacle porn. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/515 "2014-10-01T02:11:07Z")
My cat likes the taste of my earwax. She tries to wake me up in the morning by sticking her tongue in my ear. It works. ---
**Author:** ![CraterLayer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/87869e/32.png) [@CraterLayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CraterLayer)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/516 "2014-10-01T03:02:38Z")
Uh, eschereal, that ain’t no cat. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/517 "2014-10-01T04:35:35Z")
Gomer Pyle: “Ain’t my finger, neither.” ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/518 "2014-10-01T05:09:18Z")
The grandfather in Moonstruck: “I’m so confused”. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/519 "2014-10-01T05:42:25Z")
soak’n’fused ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/520 "2014-10-01T14:36:57Z")
Here’s the Gomer joke, courtesy of the fifth grade: Gomer: LouAnn, can I put my finger in yer belly button? LouAnn: OK, Gomuh! (a little later) LouAnn: Gomuh, that wasn’t my belly button. Gomer: Weren’t my finger, neither. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306.md?page=25) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306.md?page=27)