# Pure random silliness thread? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 17, 2014, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306 "2014-04-17T02:29:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 29
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/561 "2014-10-28T14:02:37Z")
That just made my day! You’ve won a picture of[Ripple](http://www.google.ca/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CAcQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fcnews.canoe.ca%2FCNEWS%2FCanada%2F2014%2F10%2F20%2F22020311.html&ei=O6JPVLCrE5H7oQTSjoG4Dw&bvm=bv.77880786,d.cGU&psig=AFQjCNFwNhK_vXvT1k67xf0J8GzIqQljCg&ust=1414591400249483)! ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/562 "2014-10-28T16:39:02Z")
Some people have “emotional lactose intolerance” towards cheesiness in books and movies. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2014, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/563 "2014-12-24T17:15:23Z")
There is no bottom to [the depths of evil depravity](http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/f4.jpg) people will plumb ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2014, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/564 "2014-12-24T18:33:17Z")
“Oh bring us some Figgy Newtons, Oh bring us some Figgy Newtons Oh bring us some Figgy Newtons And a glass of root beer”. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2014, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/565 "2014-12-24T19:27:13Z")
Have a holly, jolly Christmas And when you walk down the street Say, “Hello” to friends you know By sending them a Tweet. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2014, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/566 "2014-12-24T20:35:16Z")
I’m dreaming of a wet christmas Just like the one we had last year With winds relentless And rain that’s endless White clouds sodden with good cheer ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2014, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/567 "2014-12-24T20:56:25Z")
Joy to the world the teacher’s dead! We barbecued her head! What happened to her body? We flushed it down the potty, And round and round it goes, And round and round it goes, And round and round and round it goes. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2015, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/568 "2015-01-21T03:18:43Z")
_What do we want?_ **Time Travel!** _When do we want it?_ **Whenever!** ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2015, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/569 "2015-01-21T19:15:45Z")
> [@swampspruce](#): > > Altogether too true. I saw [this](http://bugasalt.com/) yesterday and I want one! Good bye housefly! > [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > Dec. 25th just got a WHOLE lot more interesting. > > You’d think the pilgrim could’ve gotten one in a blunderbuss shape; 'tis the season, after all. The company changed its holiday format; the pilgrim is gone (for now). Didn’t want to look like an idiot in the eyes of future generations. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/570 "2015-01-24T08:12:46Z")
I wonder if that thing is good enough for yellow jackets and wasps, I so hate those pointy bastards. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2015, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/571 "2015-02-22T03:03:13Z")
Hey, rabbit owners! Looking for an earworm to drive you stark raving crackers? Try putting the word “Bunny” in the appropriate places in [this song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXE_n2q08Yw). Then try putting the song out of your head. Have a nice day! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Charlie\_Wayne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4bbf92/32.png) [@Charlie\_Wayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Wayne)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/572 "2015-02-25T23:03:26Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > Anyone interested in a thread devoted to pure babbling? > > For some reason, a random train of thought led me to the phrase “Hark, ye motherfuckers!”, which is now stuck in my head. What a fine idea! Absolutely capital! I am going to consult my notes and find my old banana bird joke and prepare it properly to post in this thread. But, the one thing I would really love to contribute is my own variation or version of “Pig Latin”. I don’t know just how many people reading this thread will know or understand what Pig Latin means or what it’s about. But, when I was growing up into puberty, I learned about this really dumb approach that some people had to talkng with each other so that no one else would understand. It was called “Pig Latin” because it sounded something like Latinl The way it works is … > **[How to Speak Pig Latin: 8 Steps (with Pictures) - wikiHow](https://www.wikihow.com/Speak-Pig-Latin)** > > Pig Latin is a pseudo-language which is widely known and used by English-speaking people, especially when they want to disguise something they are saying from non-Pig Latin speakers. To speak Pig Latin, move the consonant cluster from the... and … > **[Pig Latin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_Latin)** > > Pig Latin (Igpay Atinlay) is a language game, argot, or cant in which words in English are altered, usually by adding a fabricated suffix or by moving the onset or initial consonant or consonant cluster of a word to the end of the word and adding a vocalic syllable (usually -ay or /eɪ/) to create such a suffix. For example, "Wikipedia" would become "Ikipediaway" (taking the 'W' and 'ay' to create a suffix). > The objective is often to conceal the words from others not familiar with the rules. The... Pig Latin is really very simple. I have a similar approach and here is how it works: You take any word and take the first letter and add the vowel sound “ee” after the first letter. Then, add the consonant “z” followed by the rest of the letter. So, for example, the word “ball” is pronounced “beezall”. The word “jungle” is pronounced “jeezungle”. Very simple. But if you practice a little and have a friend and you both know this approach, if a third person doesn’t know how it works, you might be able to fool them for a few minutes and they will think you are both real fools - at least for a few minutes. Turns out, it’s kind of fun when you are out drinking or you get a little high. It’s a little fun for a bit. The best part is that quite a few words sound very insulting. Like … “fuck” becomes “feezuck” and “Fuck it” can be translated as “Feezuck it!”. The best part is when you use words that apply when you are angry or kind of frustrated. I will leave it to you to feezigger some of the better words. I have found that some words just get steezuck in your heezead and there is jeezust nothing you keezan deezoo about that! Good Leezuck to all of you and I heezope you have some feezun! Oh. I need a name for it. I think I’ll call it Neezet Speezeak. Meezaybe. Heezark! Yezee meezother feezuckers! ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/573 "2015-02-25T23:07:43Z")
atthay oesn’tday oundsay ikelay ethay igpay atinlay iyay earnedlay asay ayay idkay ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/574 "2015-02-25T23:15:10Z")
Anyone remember the 1970’s show _Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman_? I now imagine the eponymous call in the title credits being “Eric Cartman, Eric Cartman!” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/575 "2015-02-25T23:32:41Z")
Yes, that’s all well and good, but getting back to the Pig Latin debate, **Charlie Wayne** has stumbled onto the (once believed lost) AD 3rd century French bastard-Latin dialect, while **eschereal** is, of course, utilizing the 7th century BC Italian Latino-Porco that most of the world is familiar with. (I wanna see these two get into a dual Pig Latin debate) ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/576 "2015-02-26T00:15:34Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > (i wanna see these two get into a dual pig latin debate) с чему языком? ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/577 "2015-02-26T01:39:41Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > с чему языком? Sorry, I don’t read Cryllic. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/578 "2015-02-26T02:23:51Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > с чему языком? Damn straight; I’m surprised you had to ask. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/579 "2015-02-26T03:33:49Z")
When I go to the Asia Market I enjoy snacking on a bag of Sheng Wah Ginger Candy. _Dragon Face_ _Bamboo Pole_ _Little Mouse_ _Heinie Hole_ _SHENG WAH_ ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/580 "2015-02-26T14:33:52Z")
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