# Pure random silliness thread? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 17, 2014, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306 "2014-04-17T02:29:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 30
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/581 "2015-02-26T16:04:01Z")
If they ever get it unstuck and running, I’ll put up [Big Bertha](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuZpqzd1lpY)against the Bagger 288. ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/582 "2015-02-26T16:16:42Z")
**Enola** , I’m trying to imagine that turned into a Transformer… and now,“[Bay-splosions!](http://www.adultswim.com/videos/robot-chicken/michael-bay-presents-explosions/)” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/583 "2015-03-02T14:06:59Z")
[ISIS needs to be destroyed](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=749378) [Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065738/) [The Destroyers Will Be Destroyed](http://www.discogs.com/Despite-The-Destroyers-Will-Be-Destroyed/release/2725067) [Destroyed Android](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH3pwD1lZEs) [The Paranoid That Destroyed The Noid](http://priceonomics.com/how-dominos-pizza-lost-its-mascot/) [Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgZy9pclDCA) ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/584 "2015-03-03T15:18:32Z")
[This](http://www.amazon.ca/Goatee-Shaving-Template-GOATEESAVER--Great-Trimmer/dp/B00BRM7HF6/ref=sr_1_78?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1425395799&sr=1-78&keywords=men%27s+groominghttp://) is a real thing? On the plus side, you can look like Bane while shaving, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/585 "2015-03-03T16:16:35Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > [The Destroyers Will Be Destroyed](http://www.discogs.com/Despite-The-Destroyers-Will-Be-Destroyed/release/2725067) I wonder if George Thorogood has an opinion on this matter. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/586 "2015-03-03T16:22:32Z")
> [@swampspruce](#): > > [This](http://www.amazon.ca/Goatee-Shaving-Template-GOATEESAVER--Great-Trimmer/dp/B00BRM7HF6/ref=sr_1_78?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1425395799&sr=1-78&keywords=men%27s+groominghttp://) is a real thing? > On the plus side, you can look like Bane while shaving, I guess. Thank you, **swampspruce** ; I have been debating for years re going from full beard to goatee–this settled it. Welder’s mask! ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/587 "2015-03-03T17:35:38Z")
Musicless Video [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/_li_d_YviZ4/maxresdefault.jpg "Musicless Musicvideo / DAVID BOWIE & MICK JAGGER - Dancing In The Street") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_li_d_YviZ4) ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/588 "2015-03-03T17:40:41Z")
[A comment:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNot4iC7K8s) ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/589 "2015-03-03T17:44:38Z")
Best [tap dance routine](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1FLZPFI3jc)ever in the history of tap dancing. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/590 "2015-03-04T00:26:34Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Fn0qZzhVzwY/hqdefault.jpg "Battle With Ingrown Hair....") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn0qZzhVzwY) :eek: ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/591 "2015-03-04T00:32:22Z")
> [@Enola\_Straight](#): > > :eek: Next time would you please warn a person that the video is gross and disgusting? I got a horrible eyeful before I was able to close down my window. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/592 "2015-03-04T00:47:34Z")
**^** The silly thing: I’m sure I’m not the only person to yank my head out of the way so I wouldn’t get splattered. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2015, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/593 "2015-03-08T03:35:07Z")
In descending order: [ul] [li]Lamprey eels[/li][li]Slugs[/li][li]Leeches[/li][li]Tapeworm[/li][li]Smurfs[/li][/ul] ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2015, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/594 "2015-03-08T03:57:53Z")
“_I’ll be washing blue dye out of my smurf for a month_” – Bernadette Wolowitz. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2015, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/595 "2015-03-08T04:28:17Z")
“_Oh, mother-smurfer!_” - Robot Chicken ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/596 "2015-03-09T14:34:35Z")
> [@CheshireKat](#): > > Next time would you please warn a person that the video is gross and disgusting? I got a horrible eyeful before I was able to close down my window. ☹ You must have the best 3D monitor in the world! 😃 So Real, It’s like being there! I stopped playing the Smurf drinking game with my buddies when the episode about the smurf who smurfed smurf came on and we all came down with a mild case of alcohol poisoning. True Story. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/597 "2015-03-09T21:58:19Z")
[![](https://investmeinmymotley.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/arch-at-nagasaki.jpg) ](https://investmeinmymotley.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/arch-at-nagasaki.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/598 "2015-03-09T23:53:48Z")
That’s called a Torii and it’s actually the topknot of one of those Godzilla-type monsters that Japan never seems to run out of. ---
**Author:** ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/599 "2015-03-10T00:54:38Z")
So I was comin’ up IH-10, still a good fifteen miles out of Houston, and I saw a sign that said, “Clean Rest Rooms.” By the time I got into Houston, I’d cleaned 147 rest rooms… ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/600 "2015-03-10T01:10:16Z")
As I pulled up to Houston’s George Bush Intercontinental Airport, I saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” so I went home. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306.md?page=29) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306.md?page=31)