# Pure random silliness thread? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 17, 2014, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306 "2014-04-17T02:29:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2016, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/681 "2016-03-05T05:00:58Z")
[‘Female Viagra’ Only Modestly Increases Sexual Satisfaction, Study Finds](http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/01/health/female-viagra-addyi-flibanserin-sex-drive-women.html?_r=0) Which makes me imagine the following one-panel cartoon: Two guys are naked in the gym shower. Both are old, fat, bald, ugly, and have tiny dicks. One is saying to the other “My wife just isn’t interested in sex anymore; do they have a pill for that?” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2016, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/682 "2016-05-16T19:47:32Z")
Went down to the sea-shore this past weekend. Went on a dolphin cruise. Saw a mess of dolphins.\* There was a trough–full of sea-water–in the middle of the boat where the crew would put critters they netted. The leader IDed one as a spider crab. I wanted to see a reaction from someone, anyone, so I sang: Spider crab, spider crab, does whatever a spider crab does… Nuthin. - And you thought dolphins travelled in pods; nah, it’s a mess of dolphins. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2016, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/683 "2016-05-19T04:19:09Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > In _ **Star Wars** _, which one of the droids is named OB-1? I believe that was the droid tasked with facilitating live births. Why, was that the droid you were looking for? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2016, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/684 "2016-06-03T15:46:39Z")
National Doughnut Day. I have a FWD car. Very frustrating, I am not sure I can properly celebrate. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2016, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/685 "2016-06-03T18:42:32Z")
flag -\> fag war -\> whore ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2016, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/686 "2016-06-03T20:05:13Z")
I’m through with doughnuts. They make me laugh, cough, and my skin sloughs off. Anyone want these rough, tough doughnuts I bought? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2016, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/687 "2016-06-03T22:42:32Z")
I bough to the master. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2016, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/688 "2016-06-04T05:14:46Z")
Vyizzer zomanimor orzizaziz zanzeris orziz? – Old Slavic Proverb Why is there so many more horses asses than there is horses? ---
**Author:** ![Marine\_One](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marine_one/32/3461_2.png) [@Marine\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marine_One)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2016, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/689 "2016-06-04T12:28:38Z")
When the sun goes down, the tide goes out, The people gather 'round and they all begin to shout, “Hey, hey where is the sun and the tide?..” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2016, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/690 "2016-06-04T16:35:43Z")
> [@Marine\_One](#): > > When the sun goes down, the tide goes out, > The people gather 'round and they all begin to shout, > > “Hey, hey where is the sun and the tide?..” Hey, [General Steele](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0638431/?ref_=ttep_ep10), how’s that promotion working out for you, you loon? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2016, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/691 "2016-06-04T18:13:31Z")
Any salad can be a Cæsar salad if you stab it enough times. ---
**Author:** ![Marine\_One](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marine_one/32/3461_2.png) [@Marine\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marine_One)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/692 "2016-06-06T14:22:20Z")
Away out here they got a name For rain and wind and fire The rain is “rain”, the fire is “fire”, And they call the wind, “wind”… ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2016, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/693 "2016-06-15T00:55:02Z")
The woman in the jury marshaling room told us it was lunchtime and proceeded to list a bunch of restaurants in the area. One was a Vietnamese noodle soup place, and she was able to say the word for the soup, but she could not bring herself to say the name of the restaurant, “_Phở King_”. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/694 "2017-03-17T23:00:39Z")
Happy Saint Patricks Day. I laughed hysterically after picturing the Incredible Hulk in a leprechaun suit. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2017, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/695 "2017-03-18T18:31:42Z")
My apartment’s mailbox area has a slot which is labeled “Outgoing Mail.” I’m tempted to add a second slot and label it “Shy Mail.” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/696 "2017-04-23T22:27:45Z")
What’s the opposite of suffering? Sadism! _Causing_ suffering instead of experiencing it! [Darths & Droids](http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/1500.html)😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/697 "2018-02-20T05:00:23Z")
One of Tolkien’s elves named Gil-Ligan. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2018, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/698 "2018-02-23T17:50:01Z")
Hobbit foot shampoo: leaves your instep hair soft and silky! ---
**Author:** ![PapaJoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9adbd/32.png) [@PapaJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapaJoe)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2018, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/699 "2018-02-23T20:57:58Z")
When I was younger, my friends and I would entertain ourselves by finding a small corner grocery store, then driving around the block over and over. Each circuit, one of us would exit the vehicle, walk in the store, and without a word, purchase a two-liter of Mountain Dew and a can of Spam. Lather, rinse, repeat for a station wagon full of high-school sophomores. ---
**Author:** ![Zyanthia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Zyanthia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyanthia)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/700 "2018-03-05T18:30:50Z")
I think I’m going to start playing the lottery. I’m going to use the numbers 8, 6, 7, 5, 30 with 9 as the power ball. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306.md?page=34) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306.md?page=36)