# Pure random silliness thread? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 17, 2014, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306 "2014-04-17T02:29:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 36
**Author:** ![Zyanthia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Zyanthia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyanthia)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2018, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/701 "2018-03-09T15:08:38Z")
Came up with my own tongue twister today. Twitching twitter tweeters tweeting truly torturous twirling. ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@MonkeyCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyCat)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2018, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/702 "2018-03-09T22:01:18Z")
Going to McDonald’s don’t make you a hamburger any more than going to church makes you a Christian. - Redneck proverb ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2018, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/703 "2018-04-01T00:00:59Z")
Inspired by “Jaws”; sung to tune of “Go tell Aunt Rhodie” Go tell Chief Brody Go tell Chief Brody Go tell Chief Brody Another swimmer’s dead. They found just the torso They found just the torso They found just the torso Without its limbs or head. It looks like a great white It looks like a great white It looks like a great white Upon the swimmer fed. “We can’t spook the tourists” “We can’t spook the tourists” “We can’t spook the tourists” The city fathers said. The crowds drew the shark in The crowds drew the shark in The crowds drew the shark in; it turned the water red. (etc. if I can, I’ll find a way to tell the whole story in rhyme) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2018, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/704 "2018-04-01T00:06:34Z")
(Inspired by Andrew Dice Clay’s “Mother Goose” rhymes: HumpMe DumpMe loved to ball HumpMe DumpMe was had by us all All the king’s horses and all the king’s men Meant HumpMe’d never be a virgin again. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2018, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/705 "2018-04-01T00:57:50Z")
(Sung to the tune of, “I Want a Hippopotamus For Xmas.”) I need a white rhinoceros for breeding Only a male rhinoceros will do The last one died today There won’t be any more Unless they artificially inseminate a rhino whore With only a white rhinoceros’s splooooooge. ---
**Author:** ![Sefton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Sefton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sefton)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2018, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/706 "2018-04-01T05:10:41Z")
(Sung to the tune of _Cara Mia_ by Jay and the Americans) Paramecia! Move with cilia! Their tiny tongues… are their hearts and their lu-ungs! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2018, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/707 "2018-04-11T00:34:45Z")
Overheard in Amsterdam’s famous “red light” district (to tune of “How Much Is That Doggy In The Window”): “How much is that hooker in the window? The one with the wiggly tail.” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2018, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/708 "2018-05-02T02:07:48Z")
My doctor prescribed me a cocktail of Ginseng, Metamucil and Viagra. He said it’s for people who don’t know whether they’re coming or going. ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2018, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/709 "2018-05-02T18:54:57Z")
The University of Alabama has had to stop the installation of a series of round doors on campus after fights broke out when they were left open. Apparently being told to “Shut yer Pi Hole” caused some individuals to take exception… ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2018, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306/710 "2018-05-02T19:21:32Z")
Guy tries to tear up and throw away May Day protest sign. [Epic Fail.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ylfto5YnOww) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pure-random-silliness-thread/686306.md?page=35)