# Purim -- a drunk (but not Irish!) MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [March 17, 2008, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purim-a-drunk-but-not-irish-mmp/441632 "2008-03-17T07:11:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Wallflower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Wallflower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallflower)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purim-a-drunk-but-not-irish-mmp/441632/361 "2008-03-20T11:32:21Z")
[QUOTE=Noone Special] Sorry for the “just friends” routine, **Flower**. But I’m sure you’ll find someone. Um… sexy, beautiful women… now **there’s** a quest I can get behind 😃 [/QUOTE] Pun intended? 😃 Yeah I like trunk junk. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purim-a-drunk-but-not-irish-mmp/441632/362 "2008-03-20T11:43:43Z")
mrfl still sleepy up til 12:30 scoring the stoopit feud I hosted fell asleep around 1:15 awoke suddeny around 2 fell back asleep around 3:30 so, “mrfl” about says it all… where’s that caffeine IV drip… ::wanders off dazedly:: ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purim-a-drunk-but-not-irish-mmp/441632/363 "2008-03-20T11:59:19Z")
> [@CutiePie](#): > > Huh. Never would have thought that you’d have restraint. I don’t. You have a problem with that? 😉 [QUOTE=IvoryTowerDenizen] Yeah… I was a little afraid to respond the first time! :eek: Maybe you should preview more? Just sayin’ 🙂 [/quote] Or something… > [@](#): > > So where should I send “our little friend” to meet you? Let’s make it your place. Maybe we should meet alone, just the two of us, first. You know, just to start things off right… > [@](#): > > Post pics of the kiddos in costume! I will! when I get around to uploading them. Which will be… Real Soon Now!! Oh, and kids **never** cooperate… **unless** you set aside 2 hours to take this fact into account, and left work early for the express purpose of fighting them. **Then** they behave and you now have lost two hours at work _and_ have to make sure they don’t get their new clothes dirty in the two hour break eveeryone has just received… :rolleyes: **Flower** , yep, intentional 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purim-a-drunk-but-not-irish-mmp/441632/364 "2008-03-20T12:24:33Z")
[QUOTE=Wallflower] Yeah I like trunk junk. [/QUOTE] Ooh ooh! Too bad you’re not my type! 😛 **Noonie** , not at all… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Wallflower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Wallflower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallflower)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purim-a-drunk-but-not-irish-mmp/441632/365 "2008-03-20T12:44:34Z")
[QUOTE=Always Brings Pie] Ooh ooh! Too bad you’re not my type! 😛 [/QUOTE] You’ve posted your picture here before. My reaction? How _you_ doin’? 😉 Besides, even if I were your type, you’re taken. Ah well, lots of fish in the sea, and I don’t limit myself to one gender or another. ---
**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purim-a-drunk-but-not-irish-mmp/441632/366 "2008-03-20T12:50:56Z")
had a massive post typed up and it disappeared! Bugger Work is sucking royally. We have hurt 2 people in 3 days none of which were reported immediatley Fuck ---
**Author:** ![Dottygumdrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Dottygumdrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dottygumdrop)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purim-a-drunk-but-not-irish-mmp/441632/367 "2008-03-20T12:52:59Z")
Why did you hurt them? Were they pissing you off? 😉😃 ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purim-a-drunk-but-not-irish-mmp/441632/368 "2008-03-20T12:54:49Z")
Bah! Had to take my car to the garage this morning so they could investigate the engine management system warning light that’s been on since Sunday. Let’s just call it 500 of your US dollars, shall we? ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purim-a-drunk-but-not-irish-mmp/441632/369 "2008-03-20T12:54:56Z")
[QUOTE=IvoryTowerDenizen] Kids will not cooperate! Must not explode head. [/QUOTE] Explode the kids! It’s the only way. ---
**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purim-a-drunk-but-not-irish-mmp/441632/370 "2008-03-20T13:08:52Z")
**dotty** the beatings will start when the ankle is healed and the eye has the embedded chemicals removed 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purim-a-drunk-but-not-irish-mmp/441632/371 "2008-03-20T13:25:36Z")
Mr. Lissar is home for four days, w00t! Tomorrow is Cleaning Day. He’s going to so enjoy his days off. 😃 I agree. Blow up the kids. ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purim-a-drunk-but-not-irish-mmp/441632/372 "2008-03-20T13:29:07Z")
> [@](#): > > Let’s just call it 500 of your US dollars, shall we? But £250 sounds so much cheaper! 😉 I’m here. Blergh. Up far too late finishing the drivel because I just ran out of steam, but had no choice so had to finish it anyway. Blergh. So getting up this morning to let the Idiots out was _not_ my favorite idea ever. Further caffeine infusion. Yeah, that’s the ticket. ETA: Yup, kids _always_ need to be blown up. ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purim-a-drunk-but-not-irish-mmp/441632/373 "2008-03-20T13:29:58Z")
[QUOTE=Mama Tiger] But £250 sounds so much cheaper! [/QUOTE] My bank account says either way it sounds painful! I shall console myself with a nice cup of tea. ---
**Author:** ![Most\_Creative\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Most\_Creative\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Most_Creative_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purim-a-drunk-but-not-irish-mmp/441632/374 "2008-03-20T13:33:41Z")
I forgot to post last night about the \*\*Pie’s \*\* menu. Around here $9/per person is very reasonable! Like you said appetizers are more expensive, and with grocery prices going up, it is going to be a bit more. Maybe you can show them a second menu with an actual meal and see if that goes over better? Wait, that includes the cake as well? Or let them go out and get other quotes and see what they think. I hope it all works out **Pie**. **Lunch** we want to see pics of the kids!! Now that you mentioned it we won’t let you not post them. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purim-a-drunk-but-not-irish-mmp/441632/375 "2008-03-20T13:37:02Z")
[QUOTE=Wallflower] You’ve posted your picture here before. My reaction? How you doin’? 😉 Besides, even if I were your type, you’re taken. Ah well, lots of fish in the sea, and I don’t limit myself to one gender or another. [/QUOTE] I’m single, got a trunk \*full \* o’ junk, but I don’t bat for your team…sorry about that. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purim-a-drunk-but-not-irish-mmp/441632/376 "2008-03-20T13:46:55Z")
It’s Friday!!! I mean, it is for me, cuz - no school tomorrow. It’s supposed to snow here overnight and tomorrow. I’m supposed to care but I don’t, because “see above”. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purim-a-drunk-but-not-irish-mmp/441632/377 "2008-03-20T13:55:15Z")
Easter is too freakin’ early this year! ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purim-a-drunk-but-not-irish-mmp/441632/378 "2008-03-20T14:03:18Z")
[QUOTE=anyrose] Easter is too freakin’ early this year! [/QUOTE] Nice. This is the same person who complains that 6AM is too early everyday. (don’t hit me) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purim-a-drunk-but-not-irish-mmp/441632/379 "2008-03-20T14:06:59Z")
Holy, Thursday, Batman!!! 😃 Heh, I just thought that was funny. ::dodges lightning:: :eek: So… pretty flower lights. Lurvely cake. Why put a kitchen sink in a bathroom? 😕 Not that I swing that way, however… ::Looks at butt:: ☹ ::Looking waay down:: Anyhoo, kiddo, you gotta kiss a lot of froggies before you find a princess. I’m just sayin… **taters** , just out of curiosity, do you wear workout clothes with spandex? The reason I’m asking is that years ago I bought a pretty full foundation type underwear garment (long-line bra-panty combo) to wear under tighter dresses for a nice smooth line. It was very comfortable but I noticed after wearing it a couple of times that my ankles disappeared. It was scary! Back to billing hell. ::sigh:: Tupug ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purim-a-drunk-but-not-irish-mmp/441632/380 "2008-03-20T14:08:07Z")
But you _deserve_ hittin’, **beebs**! Just on general principle, you understand; it’s important to keep the frisky males around here in line. Right, ladies? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purim-a-drunk-but-not-irish-mmp/441632.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purim-a-drunk-but-not-irish-mmp/441632.md?page=20)