# Purple Bear fans unite (or let's have another party) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 13, 2000, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210 "2000-06-13T06:18:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2000, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/21 "2000-06-13T16:31:17Z")
purplebear is a jammin (cool) lady! I brought beer, green chili and tortillas. I forgot the salsa and chips though, I made the salsa fresh too. Oh well, party time! ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2000, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/22 "2000-06-13T16:36:50Z")
> [@](#): > > You guys haven’t started the nude greased up Twister game without me, have you? Heck no, BratMan. We needed you here to provide us with the makeshift Twister board. You did bring the jacket, didn’t you? 😉 Welcome to the party! ---
**Author:** ![Pizzle\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Pizzle\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pizzle_Boy)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2000, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/23 "2000-06-13T16:37:40Z")
You don’t know me, but way to go. Now then I heard there was free food? ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2000, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/24 "2000-06-13T16:38:15Z")
{{{{{{{{{{{{purplebear}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Now go have a body shot and enjoy your party. Where is Wally anyway? Shayna there is more than room for you in the corner over here. John honey you don’t mind do you? ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2000, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/25 "2000-06-13T16:42:05Z")
What’s a party without desserts!! Here’s a chocolate cake and I made a couple of pies too… cherry, peach, and coconut creme. I also brought some Tropicana Strawberry/Banana Juice and Gin! Where’s the Twister at 007? There’s some baby oil in the bathroom… go grab it and let’s play. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2000, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/26 "2000-06-13T16:53:52Z")
Helping Shayna up, purplebear brushes her off, and scolds Wally, gently, for tripping her. There, is that better? Now, be careful with VB, he’s quite the flirt! Chief! So glad to see you could make it! Thanks! And, hey, I’m in Tx, but you’re all welcome to come on over any time! Mi casa es su casa! And, of _course_ you’ll clean up after yourselves! Ummmmm…just what do you think you’ll have to clean up, Chief? 😉 \ 😛 Nahhhhh… that’d be no fun… BratMan and techie are also here! Great! Thanks, techie, just put the food over there on the table. So much for my diet today! Desserts over here, Rachelle, thanks! 🙂 And, Brat, no, we haven’t started that game yet, we were waiting for you! 😉 I don’t know how to play, anyone want to volunteer to teach me? WOW! More friends showed up to party! Great! Come, join in, everyone! Pizzle Boy, nice to meet you! Hi, Rachelle, Kricket, glad to see you poked your head up from that corner for a minute.😉 ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/27 "2000-06-13T16:56:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > I don’t know how to play, anyone want to volunteer to teach me? > \*\* ::laying out the Twister mat:: Ok, purplebear, just strip down and come over here so I can oil you up. 😉 Hey, Mr. Bear’s not around is he? I don’t want to get my ass kicked or anything for this. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2000, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/28 "2000-06-13T17:18:30Z")
Putting on her new purple bikini, purplebear comes over to BratMan. Okay, now where are the other players? Should I put my hair up too? This looks like fun! What do I do first? Put my right foot _where_? Oh, there. 'K, got it. Now what? ---
**Author:** ![Pizzle\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Pizzle\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pizzle_Boy)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2000, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/29 "2000-06-13T17:20:56Z")
I should come by more often(not possible ;)) Do these things alway turn into raging orgys, or is it just me? Here, I brought you some Tequila and a commemerative shot glass. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2000, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/30 "2000-06-13T17:21:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Putting on her new purple bikini, purplebear comes over to BratMan. Okay, now where are the other players? Should I put my hair up too? This looks like fun! > \*\* Um, dear, maybe you didn’t hear me correctly before. The game is called _nude_ greased up Twister, not bikini clad greased up Twister. And why are we the only two getting ready for this? ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2000, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/31 "2000-06-13T17:32:10Z")
Now, Pizzle Boy, there’s no orgy going on here! :eek: Yet. 😉 Or, did you mean _food_ orgy? 🙂 BratMan, you must remember how shy I am. \ 'Sides, you first! And, why _are_ we the only ones getting ready? ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2000, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/32 "2000-06-13T18:24:54Z")
Alright Twister! Oil me up I’m goin’ in. I just can’t stay away from all that slippery flesh in mass quantities. Hey, we need more bodies over here!!! Jello shots anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2000, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/33 "2000-06-13T18:25:13Z")
_comes in, waves a congrats to purplebear, then heads over to sit in a corner and have a drink_ ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2000, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/34 "2000-06-13T18:27:47Z")
OK, you people! I do not appreciate being the only person naked and oiled up over here. (Especially since I had to do my own oiling) Now we need at least two more people to get greased up with us and one to spin the spinner thing. ::sigh:: I just hate having to put my clothes back on after a right good greasing. ---
**Author:** ![Pizzle\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Pizzle\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pizzle_Boy)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2000, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/35 "2000-06-13T18:39:58Z")
::after six shots of ‘borrowed’ tequilla and some beer, Pizzle Boy relieves himeself in the potted plant:: ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2000, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/36 "2000-06-13T20:28:08Z")
Thanks, Kricket, now we all know what happens to me when I get drunk, so I’d better stay away from the jello shots for now. :o I’ll let BratMan oil you up, he seemed to have so much fun oiling me up. 🙂 Hello, Falcon!! How are you? Glad you could make it! VB’s over in that corner, but I’m trying to persuade him to come join the Twister game. Wanna join us too? 😃 BratMan, dear, don’t sweat it. Kricket took hers off, just stay as you are. You look just fine to me! \ Now, where’d the others get too? Let’s party!! Lots and lots of food and drinks still available… And, Daniel, thank you so much for the roses and ribbons! I’ll put the ribbons in my hair as soon as I’m done with the Twister game, wouldn’t want to mess them up. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2000, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/37 "2000-06-13T20:38:39Z")
VB steps through the thread warp in the corner, after reducing dpr to a newt. “Hey! Falcon’s here! PAR-TAY!” “Yo, Falcon honey, let me put this watersabre down, and you can help me out of this flightsuit, then we’ll go play twister! let me get the cinnamon oil I left with Shayna, and we’ll rock this joint!” “And Purplebear, you look fetching in your, your, uh…you look fetching!” “Hey Pizzle boy! _now_ I know where you got your name from! Take it to the bathroom, ya toad!” ---
**Author:** ![Pizzle\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Pizzle\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pizzle_Boy)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/38 "2000-06-13T20:54:22Z")
::tears off clothes and oils self up:: Ok now, no cracks about how “cold” it is in here and lets play twister. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2000, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/39 "2000-06-13T21:44:37Z")
|| drop walks through the door, blushes, and heads back for the door, grabbing a beer on his way out. Over his shoulder he shouts || Congrats, Purp! I’ll keep my eyes peeled for the mister for ya while I sit here drinking on the front lawn. {{{{{{purplebear}}}}}} ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2000, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/40 "2000-06-13T22:40:36Z")
Good to see everyone enjoying themselves. ((((pb)))) Nude twister? _sigh_ Well I can’t start a party without particpating fully. The things a guy has to do… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210.md?page=3)