# Purple Bear fans unite (or let's have another party) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 13, 2000, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210 "2000-06-13T06:18:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2000, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/41 "2000-06-13T22:59:40Z")
Ummm… is it a little ‘chilly’ in here, Pizzle? Oops, sorry. Didn’t mean that to come out that way. 😉 Hey, Drop! Get back in here! Where do you think you’re going? I need help in here. And, it’s alright, I won’t make you take off your clothes if you don’t want to. \ 😉 \ There you are, dpr! YEP! You started this, the least you can do is come play…I mean _participate_ in this game. 😃 I’ll even do the oiling if you want. 🙂 **WHAT??** His _back_. I was talking about his back. Get your minds out of the gutters people! Ok, then; the bedroom. 😛 Thanks, guys for the hugs. {{{{{{dropzone}}}}}} {{{{{{dpr}}}}}} ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/42 "2000-06-14T01:14:02Z")
BAM!! The door from the bathroom in the BearPad is kicked open. All movement stops. Heads swivel. The tinkle of ice in tequila is the only sound. Standing with hands on hips, backlit by a 50-watt bulb, the oiled, naked, Adonis-like silhouette speaks… “It is I, ChiefScott, Twister champion! Slayer of the less nimble! Master of the inflexible!” As curs, awefilled men cower. Awefilled women dampen. “Let’s play ladies…” ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/43 "2000-06-14T02:20:10Z")
_looks at ChiefScott_ _looks at Vestal Blue_ Hmmm…I’ll play naked Twister with BOTH of you. Somehow I think that’ll cheer me RIGHT up. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/44 "2000-06-14T02:41:50Z")
Well, Falcon, it seems as though there are more men than women playing Naked Twister tonight. I like the odds. 😃 Now, who’s going to show me how to play? What are the rules? I wouldn’t want to put a foot wrong, as it were. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/45 "2000-06-14T02:51:05Z")
I like the odds too, PB. Like I said, this should cheer me up after a REALLY bad evening. So…who wants to show me how to play? Chiefy? VB? ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/46 "2000-06-14T03:27:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > > “It is I, ChiefScott, Twister champion! > Slayer of the less nimble! Master of the inflexible!” > \*\* Omigod…Chief Scott is _double-jointed_? Well, looks like the party has started. ::heroically avoids staring at the Twister game in progress:: I couldn’t miss a celebration for **Purplebear** , one of the sweetest people around SDMB or anywhere else. I hid behind the couch for a while–did you _see_ what was going on back there?!–then fell asleep in the closet curled up with may face in the bowl of guacamole. And here some fixin’s for great pina coladas: island rum, fresh pineapple juice—got a blender, PB? Hey, _great_ bikini, PB! Veb ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/47 "2000-06-14T03:35:42Z")
::quickly rigs spinner so the ladies get “left foot yellow” and “right foot green”:: Well, now. Lookee here. “Left hand blue” for me! I guess I’ll slide right… under… here. Damn! Now that’s a view! ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/48 "2000-06-14T04:18:01Z")
|| drop steps back in for another beer || Chief, is that YOU tinkling in the ice? || Hugs Purplebear again || {{{{{Purplebear}}}}} Jeeze! Now I have an oily body print of the guest of honor on my clothes! Guess I can’t go home until I wash it off. ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/49 "2000-06-14T04:34:13Z")
Dropzone you are already oily you might as well join in. Group showers later. Do we have any volunteers for towel boys? Chief Scott, I never! Okay, well maybe a little. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/50 "2000-06-14T04:34:32Z")
_removing Chief’s gizmo from the spinner_ Say, none of you chromatic athletes have any objection to a rather hirsute, somewhat out-of-shape guy, do you? On the other hand, I am tall and dark… ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/51 "2000-06-14T04:59:37Z")
Well, since these oily clothes have to get washed, well, what the hell! ||strips|| ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/52 "2000-06-14T05:02:38Z")
Left foot red! ::pushing one of **kricket’s** breasts out of the way:: Now only one appendage un-accounted for… ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/53 "2000-06-14T05:42:56Z")
Hi, Veb! Awwww…thanks. Glad you like the bikini too. Blender’s right over there. Help yourself! Why, thank you, Chief! :o Oops, sorry, thought for a second you were talking about me. Must be Veb or Kricket you’re talking about. Ooooohhhh, drop, I just _love_ hugs. Hehehehee. Oh, my! Sorry 'bout that. Happy you decided to join us in the game. 🙂 Chronos, Tall and dark…Mmmmmmm… What was that, Chief? Left foot red. Hmmmm…Awkward position for me, but I think I can handle it. Stop staring so hard! ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/54 "2000-06-14T05:46:59Z")
Wow, two pages long already. What a party!! What? Right hand green? oookay, I think I can reach that… \*stretches, succeeds and then looks up at… \* OH MY!!! _blushes_ ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Bear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@Mr\_Bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Bear)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/55 "2000-06-14T11:03:42Z")
PICTURES I WANT PICTURES!!! If I can’t be there in person, them somebody take pictures, lots of em, color close ups groups any thing just send em my way!!! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/56 "2000-06-14T16:46:53Z")
Well, I see Chiefy is playing with us, but what happened to the flyboy? Oh Vestal…where are you? Don’t you wanna play naked Twister with us? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/57 "2000-06-14T17:36:37Z")
Suddenly hearing hubby’s voice, purplebear turns around, almost falling out, I mean _down_, to wave at him. HI, honey!! Have fun scuba diving today! 🙂 Oops! Heheheee… Sorry about that, dpr. Didn’t mean to…oh, my! What are you looking at with that funny look on your face…oh. :o Hey, Falcon, I heard VB over there, I’m sure he’ll be joining us soon. Watch your hair, it’s getting in my face a little. Why, Chief! I, ummmm, I, ummmm…had no _idea_! Oh, my! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/58 "2000-06-14T18:21:07Z")
VB, looking at the tangled mass of gleaming…mmmm.rrrr… Appendages! Yeah! Appendages! he strips out of his flight suit “Hot Damn! I’m not too late!” “Oh _Falcon!_ You sassy bird you! Just look at you! mmmmmmm…yessss…” “Huh? Oh! Right hand on green; But, it’s \*busy \* right now!” ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/59 "2000-06-14T18:37:31Z")
First off, nice post/sig combo there, VB. Moving on… Chief! I didn’t know they had a, um, spinner for that appendage. Looks like you’re doing all right, though… 😉 And VB! Is that YOUR hand? Well then…I’m petitioning to um, exempt you from that last spin. I like your hand where it is. 😉 (Hey, they don’t call me a sassy bird for nothing…) ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210/60 "2000-06-14T19:49:07Z")
**Falcon** says > [@](#): > > Is that YOUR hand? Well, my fifth appendage has been taken care of!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purple-bear-fans-unite-or-lets-have-another-party/22210.md?page=4)