# purplebear's 500th post party/pillow fight **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 9, 2000, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purplebears-500th-post-party-pillow-fight/15975 "2000-04-09T23:53:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purplebears-500th-post-party-pillow-fight/15975/21 "2000-04-10T07:38:00Z")
Hi, Demo! Sure, hop on in the hot tub, the water’s fine! In fact, I’ll join you and weirddave in it. \ Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… Here’s your beer, Demo. “One fat hen…” ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purplebears-500th-post-party-pillow-fight/15975/22 "2000-04-10T12:02:00Z")
Woohoo, party time! Count me in on the fun and frolic. ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purplebears-500th-post-party-pillow-fight/15975/23 "2000-04-10T12:18:00Z")
::walks in wearing a snorkel, flippers, waterwings and a smile:: Did somebody say hot tub? Congrats PB. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purplebears-500th-post-party-pillow-fight/15975/24 "2000-04-10T14:40:00Z")
Welcome, Mully and smug to my party! Drinks are over there in the fridge, ya’ll help yourself, I’m too relaxed to get out of this hot tub just yet. Ummmm, guys, oh, my! You do look, oh, glad to be here?! Come on over here to the hot tub, there’s plenty of room for everyone! Uhhh, smug, I wonder, what are you planning on doing with that snorkel?? 😉 * * * You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming. Og Mandino That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.\ ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purplebears-500th-post-party-pillow-fight/15975/25 "2000-04-10T15:24:00Z")
Hey! If chef troy shows up, I am taking him and Demo into the other room…we need to …um…discuss politics! Yeah thats it! _politics!_ And Purplebear, what a lovely ensemble you have on there…Fredericks of Hollywood? ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purplebears-500th-post-party-pillow-fight/15975/26 "2000-04-10T16:14:00Z")
Well, as we all know, VB can’t resist a pillow fight soooooooooooooo… Thwack! Take that, Byz! And if Athena and/or Falcon shows up…heh heh heh… * * * VB Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purplebears-500th-post-party-pillow-fight/15975/27 "2000-04-10T16:18:00Z")
YA! Sheena! VB slings Purplebear over his shoulder and strides into the other room… * * * VB Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purplebears-500th-post-party-pillow-fight/15975/28 "2000-04-10T16:32:00Z")
Why thank you, kellibelli, yes it is. New last week, in fact. Glad you’re back. _Squeeeeeeeeaaal!_ Hey, where are you taking me, VB? _giggles_ Bye, ya’ll! I’ll be baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack… * * * You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming. Og Mandino That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.\ ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purplebears-500th-post-party-pillow-fight/15975/29 "2000-04-10T16:34:00Z")
That’s what _she_ thinks! ## bwahahahahahahahahahaha! VB Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purplebears-500th-post-party-pillow-fight/15975/30 "2000-04-10T16:55:00Z")
Well, now that pb’s gone, what say we peek into her bedroom? Who know what we might find? ::leers:: 😉 * * * Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purplebears-500th-post-party-pillow-fight/15975/31 "2000-04-10T18:10:00Z")
Hey! I _heard_ that!! Stay out of my bedroom, please… well, at least stay out of my dresser drawer…oh, no,…shouldn’t have said that… Oh, dear, VB. Why whatever do you \*mean[/]? _giggles_ OH! oh, my!! * * * You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming. Og Mandino That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.\ ---
**Author:** ![Ophanim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8491ac/32.png) [@Ophanim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ophanim)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purplebears-500th-post-party-pillow-fight/15975/32 "2000-04-10T18:39:00Z")
Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z ::SNORT!:: ::HACK:: Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z::SCRATCHES BELLY, SNIFFS FINGER, REELS BACK WITH GHASTLY LOOK:: Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z soIsaystohim… SHE’S IN THE DAMNED TRUNK MAN! Ididn’tknowwhattodoma… Z Z Z Z Z Z Z ::SNORT!:: Z Z Z Z Z Z * * * ## **Ophanim** Not Voted, \*\*Coolest, Dumbest, Happiest, Drunkest, Surliest, Gayest, Most Godly, or anything else! \*\* Damn you all to HELL! Where’s my side of FUN!? Kisses! Ophy ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purplebears-500th-post-party-pillow-fight/15975/33 "2000-04-10T19:20:00Z")
I think I’ll stay sober this time around and just have a glass of milk. WHAT?! No milk?! This isn’t a communist party, is it? ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purplebears-500th-post-party-pillow-fight/15975/34 "2000-04-10T19:29:00Z")
\ Sorry, Byz, I just forgot to mention the milk, it’s right over here in the fridge. Here you go, a nice tall cold glass. Keep an eye on these guys for me, willya? I’ll be back in a bit… Coming VB… * * * You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming. Og Mandino That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.\ ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purplebears-500th-post-party-pillow-fight/15975/35 "2000-04-10T21:58:00Z")
(VB sticks his head out the door for a second…) It won’t do you any good to stay sober, Byz, I like alert babes too! :wink!: * * * VB Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. ---
**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purplebears-500th-post-party-pillow-fight/15975/36 "2000-04-10T22:04:00Z")
Hi everyone! Congrats, PB! Um, I brought some Cuervo and some margarita mix. Where’s the ice? Am I too late for the food? * * * I never hate myself in the morning. I sleep till noon. –Sig line courtesy of Wally 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purplebears-500th-post-party-pillow-fight/15975/37 "2000-04-10T22:12:00Z")
Nope! You’re not too late, plenty of fresh food, right over here, on this table. Welcome to the party, Jeannie, and the ice is right over there in the freezer. Help yourself! BTW, if you want the pillow fight, it’s getting off to a slow start over in that corner, and over here is the hot tub, with several sleeping men inside(talk about relaxed!) 😉 Or, you can just hang out for a bit. 'Scuse me, I hear VB calling me again… ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purplebears-500th-post-party-pillow-fight/15975/38 "2000-04-10T22:34:00Z")
OK… somehad had to do it…I’ve got tequilla shooters over here, and Kels can’t I tempt you with a margarita?? Come on I know you want it! 😉 I’m feeling a little, fuzzy and giggly and stuff…this must be a good party! Mind if I slide into the hot tub, I’m already soaked from Sealemon’s cannonball…and if he whispers sweet nothings in my ear in a sexy texan drawl I’ll forgive him. 😃 * * * Thanks for the smile this morning. How do you feel about doing someone you don’t know? Please, please, please (on my knees) please, please _~~ originally posted by GolfWidow_ ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purplebears-500th-post-party-pillow-fight/15975/39 "2000-04-10T22:55:00Z")
Hey purplebear, congrats on your 500th, now I hope the hot tub is still hot, and you have enough food for me. 🙂 😉 * * * Hand me that wrench. No, the one that looks like a hammer. Sig Courtesy of Walley ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purplebears-500th-post-party-pillow-fight/15975/40 "2000-04-10T23:16:00Z")
I’m still awake, just relaxed. Ang, how bout if I whisper in an authentic Bawlmer accent, hon? * * * Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purplebears-500th-post-party-pillow-fight/15975.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/purplebears-500th-post-party-pillow-fight/15975.md?page=3)