# Pussy farts.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pussy-farts/496595
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [May 16, 2009, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pussy-farts/496595 "2009-05-16T00:18:41Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2009, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pussy-farts/496595/1 "2009-05-16T00:18:41Z")
Inspired by Cecil’s article on air embolism, I wonder how many of us have directly experienced the phenomenon. “Top” or “bottom”. I have, with several women, and we thought it was mostly funny. I’m whole, and my ex-wife used to make me a “balloon”. It soon became impossible to repeat though.
I can provide "how to"s, in case anyone doesn’t know what I’m talking about.
Peace,
mangeorge
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### Author:  [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2009, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pussy-farts/496595/2 "2009-05-16T01:00:26Z")
> [@mangeorge](#):
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> Inspired by Cecil’s article on air embolism, I wonder how many of us have directly experienced the phenomenon. “Top” or “bottom”. I have, with several women, and we thought it was mostly funny. I’m whole, and my ex-wife used to make me a “balloon”. It soon became impossible to repeat though.
> I can provide "how to"s, in case anyone doesn’t know what I’m talking about.
> Peace,
> mangeorge
I fear the term “the phenomenon” in my post might appear to some to refer to “air embolism”. It instead refers to the title of this thread.
Sorry if I confused anyone.
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### Author:  [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2009, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pussy-farts/496595/3 "2009-05-16T04:06:28Z")
The word for what your describing is “a queef.”
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### Author:  [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2009, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pussy-farts/496595/4 "2009-05-16T04:11:35Z")
> [@bouv](#):
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> The word for what your describing is “a queef.”
Yuck!
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### Author:  [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2009, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pussy-farts/496595/5 "2009-05-16T06:42:10Z")
It’s why porn has soundtracks. My husband finds them totally distracting. I get the giggles, and he gets annoyed. Penis does not want to ensue after.
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### Author:  [@Toxylon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toxylon)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2009, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pussy-farts/496595/6 "2009-05-16T18:01:55Z")
Queefs are a frequent phenomena in our humping expeditions. Nothing but a laugh ensues.
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### Author:  [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2009, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pussy-farts/496595/7 "2009-05-16T19:05:10Z")
Neither m-w nor dictionary. com would touch the term “queef”. Wiki re-directed to "vaginal flatulence and addressed the word on the same level as “pussy fart”.
Dictionary. com re-directed “pussy fart” to ask, com.
Google, of course, went entirely wacko on both terms, including a cute video.
So I guess “queef” is one of those pop terms, like “going commando”.
“Going commando” is one of those pop terms that a lot of people talk about, but rarely take to it’s original meaning, which involves a liberal application of vaseline. :eek:
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### Author:  [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2009, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pussy-farts/496595/8 "2009-05-16T19:32:57Z")
> [@mangeorge](#):
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> . “Top” or “bottom”. I have, with several women, and we thought it was mostly funny. I’m whole, and my ex-wife used to make me a “balloon”. It soon became impossible to repeat though.
> I can provide "how to"s, in case anyone doesn’t know what I’m talking about.
> Peace,
> mangeorge
**mangeorge** , I’ve always liked you as a poster and your posts have always made sense to me but.. _Good Lord_, what the heck are you talking about?
I get that you’re talking about PFs but what’s all that with the “Top/bottom” and the “balloon thing”?
And the "How to"s ?
Do you really want to give us a tutorial on how to manufacture a PF?
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### Author:  [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2009, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pussy-farts/496595/9 "2009-05-16T22:03:12Z")
> [@SHAKES](#):
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> **mangeorge** , I’ve always liked you as a poster and your posts have always made sense to me but.. _Good Lord_, what the heck are you talking about?
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> I get that you’re talking about PFs but what’s all that with the “Top/bottom” and the “balloon thing”?
>
> And the "How to"s ?
>
> Do you really want to give us a tutorial on how to manufacture a PF?
I don’t mind. It’s just sex. 🙂
Simply put, “top” is the partner in charge and bottom is the submissive one. This is of course very general. In this case, it would be the one performing the “act”.
The “pussy fart” I was speaking of is mouth to vagina and a puff of air. When the air comes out it makes a fart-like sound.
The “balloon” is, if the man is whole (not circunsized), his partner inflates his foreskin, like a balloon. Circumsized men are denied this little pleasure.
That’s all there is to it.
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### Author:  [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2009, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pussy-farts/496595/10 "2009-05-16T22:14:05Z")
> [@mangeorge](#):
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> Neither m-w nor dictionary. com would touch the term “queef”. Wiki re-directed to "vaginal flatulence and addressed the word on the same level as “pussy fart”.
> Dictionary. com re-directed “pussy fart” to ask, com.
> Google, of course, went entirely wacko on both terms, including a cute video.
> So I guess “queef” is one of those pop terms, like “going commando”.
> “Going commando” is one of those pop terms that a lot of people talk about, but rarely take to it’s original meaning, which involves a liberal application of vaseline. :eek:
You can go to [Southpark](http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/) and watch an episode dedicated to queefing. It is in season 13 and the episode is called Eat, Pray, Queef. The Martha Stewart segment is hilarious.
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### Author:  [@Tenebras](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenebras)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2009, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pussy-farts/496595/11 "2009-05-16T23:49:06Z")
See also: vart.
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### Author:  [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)
#### Post date: [May 17, 2009, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pussy-farts/496595/12 "2009-05-17T00:05:24Z")
> [@Magiver](#):
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> You can go to [Southpark](http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/) and watch an episode dedicated to queefing. It is in season 13 and the episode is called Eat, Pray, Queef. The Martha Stewart segment is hilarious.
Hilarious and, well, it was friggin’ _beautiful_!
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### Author:  [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)
#### Post date: [May 17, 2009, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pussy-farts/496595/13 "2009-05-17T01:13:43Z")
My cat has never once, to my knowledge, passed detectable gas. She is a very well brought up kitty and she would never…
…oh, ok. Never mind.
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [May 17, 2009, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pussy-farts/496595/14 "2009-05-17T01:22:53Z")
This thread is totally not what I thought it would be about. I was thinking along the same lines as **Doug**.
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### Author:  [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)
#### Post date: [May 17, 2009, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pussy-farts/496595/15 "2009-05-17T01:30:48Z")
I read somewhere, long ago, that originally when you called somebody a pussy, you were referring to a cat, not a vagina.
I’m gonna check that out.
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [May 17, 2009, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pussy-farts/496595/16 "2009-05-17T01:52:05Z")
> [@mangeorge](#):
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> I read somewhere, long ago, that originally when you called somebody a pussy, you were referring to a cat, not a vagina.
> I’m gonna check that out.
I’d always assumed that calling someone a pussy was calling him a vagina, and thus ‘a girl!’
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### Author:  [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)
#### Post date: [May 17, 2009, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pussy-farts/496595/17 "2009-05-17T02:46:07Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> I’d always assumed that calling someone a pussy was calling him a vagina, and thus ‘a girl!’
Well, I looked. It has a seperate entomology, and means weak and cowardly.
The same source said that the US is the only place where “pussy” is a synonym for "cat. everywhere else it’s a call name, as in “here pussy pussy pussy”. That made me chuckle.
😛
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### Author:  [@Tamex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamex)
#### Post date: [May 17, 2009, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pussy-farts/496595/18 "2009-05-17T14:24:55Z")
> [@mangeorge](#):
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> Well, I looked. It has a seperate entomology, and means weak and cowardly.
> The same source said that the US is the only place where “pussy” is a synonym for "cat. everywhere else it’s a call name, as in “here pussy pussy pussy”. That made me chuckle.
> 😛
Anyone who’s ever watched an episode of the Britcom “Are You Being Served?” knows that’s a bunch of crap. They used “pussy” to mean “cat” (and as a double entendre) in (probably) every episode.
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### Author:  [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)
#### Post date: [May 17, 2009, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pussy-farts/496595/19 "2009-05-17T14:53:54Z")
> [@mangeorge](#):
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> Well, I looked. It has a seperate entomology, and means weak and cowardly.
> The same source said that the US is the only place where “pussy” is a synonym for "cat. everywhere else it’s a call name, as in “here pussy pussy pussy”. That made me chuckle.
> 😛
Well, I, for one, wouldn’t want anything related to entomology near my private parts! :eek: 😛
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### Author:  [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)
#### Post date: [May 17, 2009, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pussy-farts/496595/20 "2009-05-17T15:02:31Z")
etymology
etymology
etymology
:smack:
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