# Pussy farts.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pussy-farts/496595>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 16, 2009, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pussy-farts/496595 "2009-05-16T00:18:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![kasuo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8c91f0/32.png) [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pussy-farts/496595/21 "2009-05-18T02:10:32Z")

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Queefs are natural. However, there was one time where a girl farted during sex. It wasn’t a powerful fart but it was enough that my testes felt the gust. She was so embarrassed she ran into the bathroom and started to cry.

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**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pussy-farts/496595/22 "2009-05-18T03:29:27Z")

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> [@kasuo](#):
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> Queefs are natural. However, there was one time where a girl farted during sex. It wasn’t a powerful fart but it was enough that my testes felt the gust. She was so embarrassed she ran into the bathroom and started to cry.

I bet she’s since learned to moan really loudly when she feels one coming on.

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**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pussy-farts/496595/23 "2009-05-18T13:09:34Z")

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It tends to happen during doggy more than any other position. IME. And it always elicits a chuckle from both of us. If it goes on for more than a few thrusts, we’ll change positions.

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pussy-farts/496595/24 "2009-05-18T15:59:23Z")

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I’m trying to formulate a response or a witty joke to describe the general level of confusion I have over a poster who voluntarily starts a thread to give us a tutorial on how his wife makes baloon animals from vaginal farts yet seems to be grossed out over the name given to the action. I’ve really got nothing. I’m just confused.

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**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pussy-farts/496595/25 "2009-05-18T17:03:43Z")

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> [@Enderw24](#):
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> I’m trying to formulate a response or a witty joke to describe the general level of confusion I have over a poster who voluntarily starts a thread to give us a tutorial on how his wife makes baloon animals from vaginal farts yet seems to be grossed out over the name given to the action. I’ve really got nothing. I’m just confused.

My _ex-wife_ of many years.  
And I just think “pussy fart” sounds a lot friendlier, and more intimate, than “queef”. But maybe that’s because pussy fart’s what all my few girlfriends called it.  
Does anyone know where the term “queef” came from?  
I should clarify balloon for you too. That’s where she would inflate my foreskin with her mouth.  
Now, let the responses and a witty jokes begin!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pussy-farts/496595/26 "2009-05-18T18:13:29Z")

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> Does anyone know where the term “queef” came from?

I would imagine that, like “fart” it’s onomatopoeia. I’ve never encountered the phenomenon , myself, so I can’t say if that’s completely plausible, but it seems likely.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pussy-farts/496595/27 "2009-05-18T21:14:25Z")

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> [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](#):
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> Well, I, for one, wouldn’t want anything related to entomology near my private parts! :eek: 😛

Etymology, not entomolgy. (:eek:)

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**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pussy-farts/496595/28 "2009-05-18T21:58:08Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> I would imagine that, like “fart” it’s onomatopoeia. I’ve never encountered the phenomenon , myself, so I can’t say if that’s completely plausible, but it seems likely.

Well, it does have many voices. I imagine one of them could sound like “queef”. So could a regular old fart thouigh. Especially if the fartist is trying to hold it back.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pussy-farts/496595/29 "2009-05-19T01:14:47Z")

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[Entering thread with extreme trepidation]

A few women I’ve been with (okay, one), we umm made “squishy” sounds err “down there”, as we \<ahem\> “interacted.” I’ve always wondered what caused that.

[Leaving quietly]

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