Yes, clearly, the correct punishment for… Wait, how many people did they kill?
Zero?
How many people did they hurt?
Zero?
What exactly did they do?
…Ran onto the pitch during a sportsball game…
Okay, so clearly, the correct punishment for running onto the pitch during a football game is life in prison.
What’s the correct punishment for wishing for someone to be locked up in prison for the rest of their lives over inconsequential bullshit in your moral system, by the by?
Yes, that’s probably the worst part about being a brutal dictator who’s ordered the deaths of hundreds; the way you sometimes get briefly annoyed by protesters on your day off. You really have to feel for the guy.
It may not happen in our lifetime, but I hope that someday these brave women will be recognized as early heroes of the movement that brought democracy and civil rights to Russia, and the capital will be renamed Pussygrad in their honor.
Well that totally makes sense. Pussy Riot played Western-influenced music, not a balalaika in the bunch. Foreign agents! Oh, the USSR knew about those and how to handle them.
Pussy Riot will topple Putin, it’s just taking longer than we thought.