# Put a face on a Doper you've never seen -- Round 2

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 27, 2007, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678 "2007-03-27T14:23:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![sinjin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@sinjin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sinjin)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/181 "2007-03-28T22:14:17Z")

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[QUOTE=swampbear]  
Well, thanks for the allusion to Jeremiah Johnson, but I’m afraid not. Just a fat, graying ol’ fart here.  
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Yeah well, Mrsin is a greying ol’ fart these days too (while I personally am just one of the plain ol’ pissy ol’ fart variety). It’s the whole beard thing. I knew in my mind you had that beard thing going on and I bet 30 years ago you were JJ’ish with that long hair thang going on.

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/182 "2007-03-28T22:16:02Z")

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[QUOTE=gigi]  
:smack: I never read your name as Gary Gnu. I read it all as one word and pictured some twisty ganglion-type thing. D’oh!  
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I have it that way in memory of the time when handles couldn’t have any spaces or upper case letters; I suppose I could have it changed.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/183 "2007-03-28T22:34:30Z")

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[QUOTE=garygnu]  
I have it that way in memory of the time when handles couldn’t have any spaces or upper case letters; I suppose I could have it changed.  
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No way. A garygnu is some sort of interesting mythical creature.

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/184 "2007-03-28T22:46:27Z")

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[QUOTE=Beaucarnea]  
[\*\*freckafree \*\* has shoulder length mousy brown waves and reading glasses. And pretty hands. (she is an artist, right?)  
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You’re kinda sorta in the ballpark. If I let my hair grow out in length and natural color, it would be mousy brown and wavy, but it’s short and highlighted. Reading glasses? I crossed into the land of bifocals several years ago.

You’re way off on the pretty hands (although my hands do like kind of pretty in [this](http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m81/fwhited/P1010096.jpg) photo, but that’s because of the fake nails). I bite my nails, and my fingers are all crooked with spatulate tips.

You don’t know how hard it was for me to keep myself from responding, “Oh, no, I’m not really an artist.” But I’m reading a book right now called “Art and Fear,” and I have sold some of my work, so, yeah, I AM an artist! Thanks, **Beaucarnea**!

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/185 "2007-03-28T23:17:43Z")

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[QUOTE=sinjin]  
Yeah well, Mrsin is a greying ol’ fart these days too (while I personally am just one of the plain ol’ pissy ol’ fart variety). It’s the whole beard thing. I knew in my mind you had that beard thing going on and I bet 30 years ago you were JJ’ish with that long hair thang going on.  
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Nah. Jeremiah Johnson never had poodlebutt hair. 😃

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**Author:** ![TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/51bf81/32.png) [@TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/186 "2007-03-28T23:46:08Z")

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I always think of **Anaamika** as a chunkier [Mindy Kaling](http://imdb.com/name/nm1411676/) from _The Office_.

**Anastaseon** is a more trailer park-y **Neko Case**.

I think of **BigGirl** as a more surly and light-skinned [Mo’Nique](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0594898/).

**Quadop** is Dr. Drew Pinsky.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/187 "2007-03-28T23:58:13Z")

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[QUOTE=garygnu]  
Curiosity is getting the better of me…  
Has anybody imagined what I look like?  
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Heh. To me, you’ve always been [this guy](http://members.aol.com/goriddles/page/gnu24.jpg)…

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**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/188 "2007-03-29T00:56:47Z")

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[QUOTE=Beaucarnea]  
Oh, **monstro** - you _are_ pretty. That pic of you in waders grinning at the camera just killed me. If I were of a different persuasion I would chase ya.  
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Wow. Thanks!

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/189 "2007-03-29T01:05:24Z")

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[QUOTE=Beaucarnea]  
Oh, **monstro** - you _are_ pretty. That pic of you in waders grinning at the camera just killed me. If I were of a different persuasion I would chase ya.  
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I hear **you with the face** is pretty cute, too. But, really, you seen one, you seen them both…

_runs_

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/190 "2007-03-29T01:08:29Z")

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**Manatee, mhendo and Monstre** look like college professors. 😃  
And I’m the female version of them, surely.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/191 "2007-03-29T01:20:36Z")

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[QUOTE=sinjin]  
**Sampiro** A taller, larger, younger Kevin Spacey.

**Eve** Eva Gardner

**Swampbear** Jeramiah Johnson (what MrSin looked like 20 years ago, BTW)

**WhatExit** Ron Palillo all grown up.  
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Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, Mr Sinjin, Mr. Sinjin.  
Geez, I remind you of Arnold Horshack? 😃

I don’t look anything like him. I never have. This is a [young me](http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b127/jrfranchi/JimCrewingontheClearwaterEarthday20.jpg) and this is an [old me](http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b127/jrfranchi/JimKevinGuen.jpg).

Actually I have very few mental images of anyone on the Dope. I don’t think I can play.

Jim

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/192 "2007-03-29T01:25:15Z")

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For some strange reason which I can’t entirely (or even partially) explain, I’ve always seen **Qadgop** as [Bob](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v163/jayjaybear/Bobdobbs.jpg)…

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**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/193 "2007-03-29T01:27:36Z")

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[QUOTE=freckafree]

You don’t know how hard it was for me to keep myself from responding, “Oh, no, I’m not really an artist.” But I’m reading a book right now called “Art and Fear,” and I have sold some of my work, so, yeah, I AM an artist! Thanks, **Beaucarnea**!  
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YES YOU ARE!

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**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/194 "2007-03-29T01:40:39Z")

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> Lynn Bodoni looks like Margot Kidder.

I’ve always pictured her as Stevie Nicks.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/195 "2007-03-29T01:48:10Z")

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[QUOTE=Patty O’Furniture]  
I’ve always pictured her as Stevie Nicks.  
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I’ve pictured\*\* Lynn Bodoni\*\* pretty much like Molly Weasley in the Harry Potter films, surrounded by chocolate.

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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/196 "2007-03-29T01:53:52Z")

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[QUOTE=VCO3]

**Anastaseon** is a more trailer park-y **Neko Case**.

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_HEY_! That’s… I…

Yeah, close enough.

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**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/197 "2007-03-29T02:01:50Z")

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[QUOTE=Patty O’Furniture]  
I’ve always pictured her as Stevie Nicks.  
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I was gonna post that **Kalhoun** makes me see Stevie Nicks.

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**Author:** ![TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/51bf81/32.png) [@TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/198 "2007-03-29T06:44:33Z")

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[QUOTE=Anastasaeon]  
_HEY_! That’s… I…

Yeah, close enough.  
[/QUOTE]

Trust me, I mean it in the best way. You know, shooting guns on the weekend, popping open beers with a knife… 😃

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**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/199 "2007-03-29T08:32:10Z")

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[QUOTE=VunderBob]  
[This](http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a378/VunderBob/deviantARTFlippyFairybyEG-565.jpg) is how I imagine **ScareyFaerie**.  
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'im indoors says you are right, at least with the attitude!

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/200 "2007-03-29T09:34:45Z")

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[QUOTE=ScareyFaerie]  
I don’t see my name mentioned anywhere. For once, I’m relieved!  
[/QUOTE]

Titania in black and looking for Oberon’s ass to kick.

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