# Put a face on a Doper you've never seen -- Round 2 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 27, 2007, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678 "2007-03-27T14:23:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/201 "2007-03-29T11:26:08Z")
[QUOTE=monstro] I was gonna post that **Kalhoun** makes me see Stevie Nicks. [/QUOTE] Wow. I don’t think I knew you were a woman. That’s a cute picture on your homepage. Stevie Nicks…that cracks me up! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/202 "2007-03-29T16:47:06Z")
[QUOTE=VCO3] Trust me, I mean it in the best way. You know, shooting guns on the weekend, popping open beers with a knife… 😃 [/QUOTE] Hmm. Looks like I’ll have to start some new hobbies. 😛 I have a bubble gun. I drink a lot of root beer. I’m going to start trying to look badass while popping them open with my butter knife. ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/203 "2007-03-29T17:42:53Z")
I always see **VCO3** as being some kind of robot, just because his name is so technical and non-human-sounding - to his credit, actually, because I’ve always liked the name. (Yeah, I know what a VCO is.) Isn’t there another doper here whose name is entirely numbers? I’ve always liked that, too. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/204 "2007-03-29T18:58:49Z")
I think of him as a suave gentleman in a smoking jacket, because isn’t there some sort of Scotch with a name like that? VSOP? ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/205 "2007-03-29T19:03:56Z")
**SnakesCatLady** is very beautiful, but given her fondness for ice hockey, is missing a few teeth. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/206 "2007-03-29T19:34:42Z")
Actually, [this really is](http://www.womanwisdom.com/store/images/st_minoanpriestess.jpg) the image I’ve always had of SnakesCatLady. I’m hoping she uses some type of balm to avoid getting wind damage at hockey games. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/207 "2007-03-29T20:47:49Z")
[QUOTE=VunderBob] **SnakesCatLady** is very beautiful, but given her fondness for ice hockey, is missing a few teeth. [/QUOTE] Hmm. I picture her in a sweater and comfortable pants, with a light coating of cat hair–on her clothes. ---
**Author:** ![want2know](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@want2know](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2know)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/208 "2007-03-29T21:41:15Z")
Since I’m at work, I can’t link to **Sampiro**'s pic, but I always saw him as looking like comedian[Jim David](http://www.comedycentral.com/comedians/browse/d/jim_david.jhtml)–mostly due to his sense of humor. **tdn** looks like Penn Jillette, only thinner. **CalMeachem** looks like Dean Cain in _Lois and Clark_(as Clark) , but a bit older. ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/209 "2007-03-29T22:35:59Z")
[QUOTE=LifeOnWry] **BigBadVoodooLou** looks like Sam Elliot. [/QUOTE] I’m a lot younger than he is, but if I look like such a rugged, world-weary badass when I’m older, I will have lived an awesome life. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Perro\_Fumando](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e9c0ed/32.png) [@El\_Perro\_Fumando](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Perro_Fumando)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/210 "2007-03-30T01:49:23Z")
A quick “find” says no one’s mentioned Rachm Qoch yet. So here’s what I picture: [Last year’s Death Pool Winner](http://knitnut.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/grim-reaper.jpg) (I know, the joke was too easy.) ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/211 "2007-03-30T02:34:43Z")
:: jumps into thread :: I’ll name a few… I have always thought of **twickster** as looking like Oprah: female, dark-skinned, mature, gorgeous, semi-straight layered black hair. I have seen a picture of her, and know that she does not look like this, but I simply can_not_ shake this image. **Anaamika**? Brown skin, long wavy black hair, flashing dark eyes, tall, slender. **Beaucarnea**? Short, cheerful, plump, curvaceous, olive-skinned Mediterranean with a round face and piles of long tightly-curled hair. ‘Beau’ =‘good’; ‘carnea’ reminds me of ‘flesh’, but I’m not sure where the translation to Italian happens. **Lynn Bodoni**? A statuesque, classical beauty. A cross between the Venus-rising-from-the-waters illustration used by Adobe Illustrator for years, and Sarah Brightman, presented against a backdrop of red silk, red velvet and chocolate. It’s definitely the name. **Sampiro**? A big, tall, dark-haired white man, with ugly-cheerful good looks. **Swampbear** is similar, but blonder, harier, and bearded. I am getting the definite impression that **Kalhoun** is a woman. If so, I am surprised, because I always thought that **Kalhoun** was male, and resembled a rural southern gentleman crossed with a Pilgrim. I will add that those two images in my mind are the stereotypes presented by old cartoons, and I get that from her name alone. ---
**Author:** ![Hunter\_Hawk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/50afbb/32.png) [@Hunter\_Hawk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hunter_Hawk)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/212 "2007-03-30T08:04:21Z")
> [@VCO3](#): > > Trust me, I mean it in the best way. You know, shooting guns on the weekend, popping open beers with a knife… I dunno, that seems like more of a Carolyn Mark sort of thing… ( **Anastasaeon** , being compared with Carolyn Mark is also a major compliment. She’s _really_ cool.) I always pictured **Sampiro** as [one of the guys from Purty Mouth](http://www.flickr.com/photos/purtymouthpix/21040428/). …So, outta morbid curiosity, does anybody have any mental images of me? ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/213 "2007-03-30T12:33:47Z")
[QUOTE=Hunter Hawk] I dunno, that seems like more of a Carolyn Mark sort of thing… ( **Anastasaeon** , being compared with Carolyn Mark is also a major compliment. She’s _really_ cool.) I always pictured **Sampiro** as [one of the guys from Purty Mouth](http://www.flickr.com/photos/purtymouthpix/21040428/). …So, outta morbid curiosity, does anybody have any mental images of me? [/QUOTE] Richard Dean Anderson > **[Why Australia's Cafes and Co-working Spaces Demand Robust Internet Solutions...](https://www.macgyveronline.org)** > > Explore the challenges of internet connectivity in Melbourne's cafes and co-working spaces, focusing on bandwidth demand, security concerns, and managing multiple connections effectively. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/214 "2007-03-30T15:29:44Z")
I’m so boring that no one will bother with me? ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/215 "2007-03-30T15:34:23Z")
[QUOTE=VunderBob] I’m so boring that no one will bother with me? [/QUOTE] [VunderBob](http://www.nndb.com/people/542/000044410/don-stark-1-sized.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/216 "2007-03-30T15:40:23Z")
Vunderbob is a handsome guy who wears these: [The Lederhosen Museum - Short Lederhosen](http://www.lederhosenmuseum.de/Klederhosenmuseum1.html) ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/217 "2007-03-30T16:10:43Z")
[QUOTE=Sunspace] I have always thought of **twickster** as looking like Oprah: female, dark-skinned, mature, gorgeous, semi-straight layered black hair. I have seen a picture of her, and know that she does not look like this, but I simply can_not_ shake this image. [/QUOTE] Oprah!?!?!?!? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/218 "2007-03-30T16:16:46Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Oprah!?!?!?!? :eek: [/QUOTE] Nah, this is [Twickster](http://www.makeup411.com/images/beauty_breakdown/Rene_Russo.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/219 "2007-03-30T16:23:31Z")
[QUOTE=VunderBob] I’m so boring that no one will bother with me? [/QUOTE] [VunderBob](http://www.accordionman.net/OOMPAHS/Oompah_Andy.gif) practicing his third favorite hobby. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/220 "2007-03-30T16:23:34Z")
**THIS** is [Twickster](http://www.vermitechnology.com/images/garden_woman.jpg) Me? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678.md?page=12)