# Put a face on a Doper you've never seen -- Round 2

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 27, 2007, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678 "2007-03-27T14:23:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/221 "2007-03-30T16:30:33Z")

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I am delighted to report that **Shibb** is actually the closest guess of the three.

Not that that makes his guess particularly close (alas), but he at least got both skin and hair color right. 😉

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/222 "2007-03-30T16:31:36Z")

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[QUOTE=Kalhoun]  
Vunderbob is a handsome guy who wears these: [The Lederhosen Museum - Short Lederhosen](http://www.lederhosenmuseum.de/Klederhosenmuseum1.html)  
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Believe it or not, there is/was a picture of me in leiderhosen. I was about 2 years old when it was taken.

I’ve been after my sister ever since my mon died in Y2K to find it and send it to me, but she hasn’t found it. I don’t think she ever really tried, either.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/223 "2007-03-30T16:34:28Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
I am delighted to report that **Shibb** is actually the closest guess of the three.

Not that that makes his guess particularly close (alas), but he at least got both skin and hair color right. 😉  
[/QUOTE]

Well, I was closest on the job/hobby… 😛

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/224 "2007-03-30T16:54:00Z")

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[QUOTE=VunderBob]  
Well, I was closest on the job/hobby… 😛  
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Condition of fingernails – yeah, I’m probably a lot closer to your babe than Rene Russo.

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/225 "2007-03-30T18:14:43Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
Oprah!?!?!?!? :eek:  
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Look on the bright side. You could be the managing editor of T magazine. 🙂

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2007, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/226 "2007-03-31T02:12:45Z")

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Anyone want to guess me?

(anyone who says I am faceless due to it being in a jar by the door I will come back to haunt!)

🙂

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2007, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/227 "2007-03-31T02:23:50Z")

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It should be a rule to post your mug after you’ve been outed.

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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2007, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/228 "2007-03-31T02:28:47Z")

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[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]  
It should be a rule to post your mug after you’ve been outed.  
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[This is you](http://steelturman.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/animal_house.jpg). 😛

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2007, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/229 "2007-03-31T02:33:29Z")

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[QUOTE=Anastasaeon]  
[This is you](http://steelturman.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/animal_house.jpg). 😛  
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That’s the only way I could be any cooler..  
..you mean the Germans didn’t bomb Pearl Harbor?

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2007, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/230 "2007-03-31T04:59:47Z")

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[QUOTE=eleanorigby]  
Anyone want to guess me?  
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[Ah, too easy](http://www.craigr.com/images/Liverpool%20Rigby%20Statue.jpg) (though the song always made me think of a variation of [her](http://i6.ebayimg.com/03/s/06/d8/f9/69_2.JPG)).

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**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2007, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/231 "2007-03-31T05:46:41Z")

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**Sampiro**! I’m so flattered! I couldn’t enter this thread on your behalf, because I have already seen a picture of you.

Would you mind telling me the name or history of the picture you linked to? I would really like to use that as my MySpace avatar!

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2007, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/232 "2007-03-31T18:48:17Z")

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[QUOTE=SnakesCatLady]  
**Sampiro**! I’m so flattered! I couldn’t enter this thread on your behalf, because I have already seen a picture of you.

Would you mind telling me the name or history of the picture you linked to? I would really like to use that as my MySpace avatar!  
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It’s the [Minoan Snake Goddess](http://images.google.com/images?sourceid=navclient-ff&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGGL,GGGL:2006-38,GGGL:en&q=minoan%20snake%20goddess&oe=UTF-8&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi). The cat on her head (a dove in some statues) symbolizes divinity and the snakes represent… uh… snakes.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2007, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/233 "2007-03-31T19:07:36Z")

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[QUOTE=Sampiro]  
It’s the [Minoan Snake Goddess](http://images.google.com/images?sourceid=navclient-ff&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGGL,GGGL:2006-38,GGGL:en&q=minoan%20snake%20goddess&oe=UTF-8&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi). The cat on her head (a dove in some statues) symbolizes divinity and the snakes represent… uh… snakes.  
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Here’s the Wiki on [the Minoan Snake Goddess](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake_Goddess). 🙂

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2007, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/234 "2007-03-31T19:31:16Z")

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I heard that **Oakminster** looks something like this:

[http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/m/michaelhayes/03.jpg](http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/m/michaelhayes/03.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2007, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/235 "2007-03-31T19:38:47Z")

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[QUOTE=Oakminster]  
I heard that **Oakminster** looks something like this:

[http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/m/michaelhayes/03.jpg](http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/m/michaelhayes/03.jpg)  
[/QUOTE]

God, when the hell is enough going to be enough for Loni Anderson? She really did finally have so many facelifts she has a beard.

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2007, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/236 "2007-03-31T21:06:42Z")

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[QUOTE=Sampiro]  
[Ah, too easy](http://www.craigr.com/images/Liverpool%20Rigby%20Statue.jpg) (though the song always made me think of a variation of [her](http://i6.ebayimg.com/03/s/06/d8/f9/69_2.JPG)).  
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Ouch. I look like Lovey?  
\<slinks away to do good works for the poor while wearing hairshirt and Groucho glasses\>

I dunno how to get my mug over here- **Aamika** had a pic of me somewheres…

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**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2007, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/237 "2007-03-31T21:58:31Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
Oprah!?!?!?!? :eek:  
[/QUOTE]  
I picture you as a Maggie Gyllenhaal type.

**Eve** is a cross between Audrey Hepburn and Hedda Hopper (sweet and cute and fun and knows absolutely everything about everybody).

**Sampiro** is Dan Savage. (By the way Sampiro, you can get rid of that unwanted Comment by going Home, then go into Safe Mode, which is right next to Edit Profile, click on Comments and delete it. I’ve never had one of those so I’ve never done this myself, but it’s what Tom recommends).

**Shodan** is Ernest Borgnine.

**Liberal** is Anthony Hopkins in that one movie where he was an uptight butler (which I’ve never seen so I’m only going on looks, not attitude).

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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2007, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/238 "2007-03-31T22:01:39Z")

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[QUOTE=Oakminster]  
I heard that **Oakminster** looks something like this:

[http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/m/michaelhayes/03.jpg](http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/m/michaelhayes/03.jpg)  
[/QUOTE]

Sorry, mate, but I reckon you look more like [Martin Shaw](http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/bestof2003/images/best_actor_martin_shaw.jpg).

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