# Put a face on a Doper you've never seen -- Round 2 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 27, 2007, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678 "2007-03-27T14:23:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/21 "2007-03-27T16:22:28Z")
[QUOTE=BarnOwl] Sniff. Nobody cares what I look like, but you can see several shots of myself, my wife, our kids and our grandkids at: > **[Google Search](http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Barn+Owl&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2)** [/QUOTE] Which one is you? ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/22 "2007-03-27T16:24:12Z")
[QUOTE=BarnOwl] [QUOTE=Kalhoun] That cracks me up. No cowboy hats here! [http://new.photos.yahoo.com/karlen1956/photo/294928803221076320/109](http://new.photos.yahoo.com/karlen1956/photo/294928803221076320/109) **Bottom right**. Oh Kalhoun! You’re much, much prettier than I had a right to expect!!! Someone with so many wonderful traits such as you have, doesn’t have a right to be so good looking. [/QUOTE] Aw, thanks! Middle-age has reared its ugly head, but I’m still able to fend it off with a whip and chair…for now. ---
**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/23 "2007-03-27T16:24:27Z")
Oh yeah. **Sampiro** looks like John Waters. ---
**Author:** ![BarnOwl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e95f7d/32.png) [@BarnOwl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BarnOwl)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/24 "2007-03-27T16:26:45Z")
[QUOTE=NurseCarmen] Which one is you? [/QUOTE] Actually none of them. You see, I’m a pet of Valerie Plame, but unlike her, I’m still covert. No photos allowed. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/25 "2007-03-27T16:27:29Z")
[QUOTE=Argent Towers] I know **Kalhoun** is a woman but every time I see the name, I think of my friend Mark, because his AIM screen-name was **Kuhndog** for years. The two names are just too similar in the way they look at first glance for me to see anything but Mark when I think of **Kalhoun.** [/QUOTE] I always think of [http://www.google.com/musicl?lid=nXnfvapOW2K&aid=2-L8n0sXQaM](http://www.google.com/musicl?lid=nXnfvapOW2K&aid=2-L8n0sXQaM) when I think of you! ---
**Author:** ![BarnOwl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e95f7d/32.png) [@BarnOwl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BarnOwl)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/26 "2007-03-27T16:33:18Z")
Wasn’t there a Kalhoun character on Amos and Andy - the radio or TV program? ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/27 "2007-03-27T16:34:27Z")
[QUOTE=monstro] Oh yeah. **Sampiro** looks like John Waters. [/QUOTE] **Sampiro** looks like Kevin Spacey in Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. [http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0119668/Ss/0119668/1-3.jpg.html?path=gallery&path\_key=0119668](http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0119668/Ss/0119668/1-3.jpg.html?path=gallery&path_key=0119668) ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/28 "2007-03-27T16:35:56Z")
[QUOTE=BarnOwl] Sniff. Nobody cares what I look like [/QUOTE] Without looking, I have to think you are feathery brown all over and rectangular. I am very literal-minded. \ I win! > [@Kalhoun](#): > > I picture Gigi as a petite and perky 30-something with a little rosebud mouth. Is there a prize for most different from impression? [I am petite](http://s87.photobucket.com/albums/k140/gigisdmb/?action=view¤t=of50332442.jpg) only in relation to that bear. 5’10" 316.5#, slothful not perky 🆒 Although I do hope I have a tiny bit of Sarah Vowell’s brilliant dry wit. [QUOTE=Phlosphr] **Lynn Bodoni** looks like Margot Kidder. [/QUOTE] Yes! ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/29 "2007-03-27T16:45:45Z")
[QUOTE=BarnOwl] Wasn’t there a Kalhoun character on Amos and Andy - the radio or TV program? [/QUOTE] There was, indeed, but I believe he was a Calhoun, as in the Civil War era statesman. The way Amos and Andy and Kingfish referred to him on [the show](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amos_and_Andy) you’d think his name was spelled almost “Cowell-hoon” or with a big emphasis on the HOON part. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/30 "2007-03-27T17:23:11Z")
> [@](#): > > Oh yeah. Sampiro looks like John Waters. I couldn’t agree more. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/31 "2007-03-27T17:23:55Z")
**Kalhoun** is indeed very pretty, but far different that what I imagined. For **gigi** , I expected somewhat longer blonde hair. And not as tall. **Giraffe** is tall, yellow, and spotted. **Liberal** is ruddy-skinned middle age with short balck hair and a weathered face. **JayneNewell** is a slender pretty thing with long brown hair. **velvetjones** has shoulder-length black hair, fair skin, bright eyes and a wide smile. **Argent towers** is young, little too thin, has short blond hair and wire-framed glasses. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/32 "2007-03-27T17:26:26Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] **Kalhoun** is indeed very pretty, but far different that what I imagined. [/QUOTE] More like this? [http://sweb.uky.edu/~btsmit2/large\_marge.jpg](http://sweb.uky.edu/~btsmit2/large_marge.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/33 "2007-03-27T17:33:29Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] **Argent towers** is young, little too thin, has short blond hair and wire-framed glasses. [/QUOTE] 20, formerly buff, still semi-built; medium dark hair, almost black; I do have glasses but they’re not wire-framed. [Picture of me.](https://oncourse.iu.edu/access/content/user/akentisa/Filemanager_Public_Files/newpic3-1.JPG) ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/34 "2007-03-27T17:34:15Z")
[QUOTE=Kalhoun] More like this? [http://sweb.uky.edu/~btsmit2/large\_marge.jpg](http://sweb.uky.edu/~btsmit2/large_marge.jpg) [/QUOTE] EXACTLY like that! Actually, I pictured you as having longer darker hair, and more mysterious and less open face. Open in a good way, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Sarahfeena](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sarahfeena/32/519_2.png) [@Sarahfeena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarahfeena)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/35 "2007-03-27T17:36:41Z")
[QUOTE=Autumn Almanac] **Sarahfeena** has really short, deep red hair, like Sarah McLachlan circa _Surfacing_. [/QUOTE] Ooh, I’d love to have red hair to go with my pasty Irish complexion, but actually my hair is very dark (almost black), and I generally wear it long & straight (about 1/2 way down my back). ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/36 "2007-03-27T17:36:59Z")
[QUOTE=Argent Towers] [Picture of me.](https://oncourse.iu.edu/access/content/user/akentisa/Filemanager_Public_Files/newpic3-1.JPG) [/QUOTE] Wow, I couldn’t have been more wrong. I got your coloration all wrong. I pictured you as much lighter. I also thought of you as identical twins. Must be the user name. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/37 "2007-03-27T17:37:15Z")
Yeah, I definitely saw **Kalhoun** as dark-haired and no-nonsense, kind of a tomboy. **Jodi** too, with the clipped tone of a L&O lawyer. I just saw **Missy2U** in another thread–she strikes me as long wavy blond hair and a gentle face. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/38 "2007-03-27T17:38:36Z")
[QUOTE=Argent Towers] 20, formerly buff, still semi-built; medium dark hair, almost black; I do have glasses but they’re not wire-framed. [Picture of me.](https://oncourse.iu.edu/access/content/user/akentisa/Filemanager_Public_Files/newpic3-1.JPG) [/QUOTE] That’s pretty close to what I would have said. Except for the silver-framed glasses I picture. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/39 "2007-03-27T17:41:13Z")
[QUOTE=gigi] Yeah, I definitely saw **Kalhoun** as dark-haired and no-nonsense, kind of a tomboy. **Jodi** too, with the clipped tone of a L&O lawyer. I just saw **Missy2U** in another thread–she strikes me as long wavy blond hair and a gentle face. [/QUOTE] **Jodi** is kind of a Katie Kouric type in my brain. **Missy2U** …I pictured her kind of Irish-looking; very fair with red curly hair. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/40 "2007-03-27T17:47:30Z")
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