# Put a face on a Doper you've never seen -- Round 2 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 27, 2007, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678 "2007-03-27T14:23:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/41 "2007-03-27T17:53:03Z")
[QUOTE=monstro] Oh yeah. **Sampiro** looks like John Waters. [/QUOTE] Nah. [Sean Astin](http://handson.provocateuse.com/images/photos/sean_astin_02.jpg). **Askia** is [Anthony Anderson](http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/anthony-anderson/anthony-anderson02.jpg). **mhendo** is definitely [Robert Downey Jr.](http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/robert-downey-jr-a-scanner-darkly-screening-in-new-york-45K2YF.jpg) **tdn** , you’re [Alec Baldwin](http://www.indiewire.com/ipop/AlecBaldwin.JPG). ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/42 "2007-03-27T18:00:31Z")
**Askia** is Denzel. I am definitely not Alec Baldwin. ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/43 "2007-03-27T18:02:51Z")
[QUOTE=Bobotheoptimist] **Hippy\_Hollow** I picture as a Denzel Washington type, but maybe with John Lennon glasses and an extra few pounds. No real reason, just his style of writing I guess [/QUOTE] Dang, I always pictured **Hippy Hollow** as a woman. In a peasant skirt. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/44 "2007-03-27T18:06:17Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] How about moi? [/QUOTE] I already saw your dating site photo, but prior to that, I pictured you with long hair and a beard. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/45 "2007-03-27T18:07:40Z")
[QUOTE=Kalhoun] **Sampiro** looks like Kevin Spacey in Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. [http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0119668/Ss/0119668/1-3.jpg.html?path=gallery&path\_key=0119668](http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0119668/Ss/0119668/1-3.jpg.html?path=gallery&path_key=0119668) [/QUOTE] I can totally see that. **Skald The Rhymer** is right about 6’ tall, with short and well maintained hair. Being the creative type though he sometimes shaves himself bald though (as the mood strikes). I imagine him to look sort of like a young Billie Dee Williams. (speaking of which, where has Skald been lately?) ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/46 "2007-03-27T18:13:09Z")
[QUOTE=Kalhoun] I already saw your dating site photo, but prior to that, I pictured you with long hair and a beard. [/QUOTE] You should have seen me 12 years ago, then. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/47 "2007-03-27T18:16:34Z")
Never mind, I see Skald has been posting even today, guess I’ve just not seen him. ---
**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/48 "2007-03-27T18:18:06Z")
**tdn** You nailed me (ok, that sounds slightly off color doesn’t it?) that’s actually fairly accurate except these days my hair is a varying shade of dark red depending on what brand of hair coloring is on sale 🙂 I visualize you kind of like John Travolta in Phenomenon **Gingerof theNorth** looks like a modern version of Glenda the Good Witch in my head. **Qadgop the Mercotan** Looks like Harold Ramis and yes, **Sampiro** = Keven Spacey in Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/49 "2007-03-27T18:28:12Z")
Based on the name 'cuz I’ve never had any interaction with him, I’ve always imagined **Hippy Hollow** as the Zig Zag Man, buck nekkid. **Shirley Ujest** : Judy Tenuta’s personality in Valerie Plame’s bod. I have to admit that I know what **Swampbear** looks like. The scary part is he looks almost exactly as I imagined him. I also imagined **FairyChatMom** as the quintessential granola earth mother type. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/50 "2007-03-27T18:29:18Z")
[QUOTE=velvetjones] **tdn** You nailed me (ok, that sounds slightly off color doesn’t it?) [/QUOTE] Woohoo, baby! Sucks that I didn’t even notice. Was I asleep? [QUOTE=velvetjones] I visualize you kind of like John Travolta in Phenomenon [/QUOTE] I look very unlike him. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/51 "2007-03-27T18:44:01Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] **Kalhoun** is indeed very pretty, but far different that what I imagined. [/QUOTE] I guess everybody has their own vision of **Kalhoun**. Me, I always pictured her as [Julianne Nicholson](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/64/Detective_Megan_Wheeler_%28Julianne_Nicholson%29.jpg/250px-Detective_Megan_Wheeler_%28Julianne_Nicholson%29.jpg) from the Law & Order TV series… ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/52 "2007-03-27T18:45:48Z")
I think **AuntiePam** is Meryl Streep, with darker hair. ---
**Author:** ![UntouchedTakeaway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d78d45/32.png) [@UntouchedTakeaway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UntouchedTakeaway)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/53 "2007-03-27T18:46:38Z")
I imagine Eve looks like 1950s supermodel Suzy Parker. VCNJ~ ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/54 "2007-03-27T18:51:19Z")
[QUOTE=Count Blucher] I guess everybody has their own vision of **Kalhoun**. Me, I always pictured her as [Julianne Nicholson](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/64/Detective_Megan_Wheeler_%28Julianne_Nicholson%29.jpg/250px-Detective_Megan_Wheeler_%28Julianne_Nicholson%29.jpg) from the Law & Order TV series… [/QUOTE] Believe it or not, that’s pretty close to the picture I had in my mind before seeing **Kalhoun** ’s photo. I might have a bit more [Dana Delaney](http://images.absolutenow.com/rp/DelaneyDana55060683.jpg) or [Mary McDonnell](http://www.serienjunkies.de/Seriendarsteller/Mary-McDonnell/MaryMcDonnell.jpg) in my mind’s eye, but there are similarities, I suggest. ---
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/55 "2007-03-27T19:19:42Z")
Please tell me folks don’t think I wear Hawaiin shirts, birkenstocks and a beard… ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/56 "2007-03-27T19:21:52Z")
[QUOTE=Phlosphr] Please tell me folks don’t think I wear Hawaiin shirts, birkenstocks and a beard… [/QUOTE] Nah. I’ve always pictured you wearing loud patterned shirts, sandals, and with facial hair. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/57 "2007-03-27T19:26:48Z")
**Sampiro** is going to win the “most disparate impressions” category, I can see that already. I pictured him as kind of a blonde, thinner Orson Welles. Kevin Spacey works, though. ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/58 "2007-03-27T19:37:14Z")
**tdn** I picture you as a jeans and t-shirt guy. Dark eyes and hair, maybe a bit messed up (your hair, not you personally) 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/59 "2007-03-27T19:39:11Z")
Here’s **Honey**. A flashback to my childhood! [http://wesclark.com/am/honey\_west.jpg](http://wesclark.com/am/honey_west.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/60 "2007-03-27T19:40:49Z")
[QUOTE=Kalhoun] **Sampiro** looks like Kevin Spacey in Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. [http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0119668/Ss/0119668/1-3.jpg.html?path=gallery&path\_key=0119668](http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0119668/Ss/0119668/1-3.jpg.html?path=gallery&path_key=0119668) [/QUOTE] :eek: I opened this thread to post that very thing! …and that **saoirse** , if saoirse is in fact male, looks just like [Chopin](http://www.geocities.com/Vienna/4279/chopin.gif). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678.md?page=4)