# Put a face on a Doper you've never seen -- Round 2 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 27, 2007, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678 "2007-03-27T14:23:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Fetchund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b2d939/32.png) [@Fetchund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fetchund)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/101 "2007-03-27T21:17:55Z")
**Shoshana** is short, cuddly, and has long straight dark hair. **Diogenes the Cynic** has dark, curlyish hair, is about 5’10", little bit of a belly, and a great smile. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/102 "2007-03-27T21:19:46Z")
[Shoshana](http://www.geocities.com/mynwenta/rita_hayworth_as_gilda.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/103 "2007-03-27T21:21:53Z")
And the name Jodi, don’t ask me why, always makes me think of [this lady](http://noe.falzon.free.fr/gits/images/caron.jpg). (I think it’s because I read an old [1960ish] interview with Johnny Carson and his first wife, Jody, was compared to her.) ---
**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/104 "2007-03-27T21:25:22Z")
Hmm. **WhyNot** has longish, dark hair, is curvy and tall. **Dinsdale** has slightly thinning blond hair and blue eyes and glasses - maybe a bit of a resemblence to William Hurt. **BigBadVoodooLou** looks like Sam Elliot. **tomndebb** is short, skinny and bookish. **dropzone** is stocky, broad-shouldered and has loads of thick dark hair. Someone do me! …er, wait… that didn’t sound right… ---
**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/105 "2007-03-27T21:26:05Z")
[QUOTE=Sampiro] [Shoshana](http://www.geocities.com/mynwenta/rita_hayworth_as_gilda.jpg) [/QUOTE] Make me look pretty too! ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/106 "2007-03-27T21:26:47Z")
Hm. Actually, I’m more like a cross between Jamie Lee Curtis and Sampiro’s [Autolycus](http://www.harvardavenue.net/images/march2006/goth_kid.gif), but with no cigarette and darker skin. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/107 "2007-03-27T21:28:27Z")
I don’t tend to look at the pic threads so I don’t think I’ve seen her before. So next up, one of my other favorite posters, **WhyNot**. I tend to think of her as a practical but fun mothering type. Medium height, a little on the heavier side but knows how to dress for it. Longish medium brown to dark brown hair worn loose or in a ponytail. Pretty, but in a bit earthier way. She smiles a lot. She doesn’t wear much makeup, but doesn’t need it either. ---
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/108 "2007-03-27T21:32:56Z")
[QUOTE=LifeOnWry] Someone do me! [/QUOTE] Long pin straight sandy hair, pony-tale. Stylish blazer, jeans, sandles…Cup of something sweet like african blended tea, and exotically perfect intellect. Did you want more? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/109 "2007-03-27T21:34:12Z")
[QUOTE=Kalhoun] I see Shoshana as a very exotic looking woman. Long dark wavy hair, dark eyes, and very tall and thin. [/QUOTE] I see her as a very hip New York Jew, wearing a fashionable hat, sipping a Starbucks coffee while rushing down the street on the way to her art studio. Just then, her cellphone rang. “Hello? Yes, mom. No, mom. I know cousin Becky is already married. I don’t have time to find a nice boy right now. Mom. I have to… No, mom. I’ll call you this weekend. Mom, I have to go now. I’m hanging up now, mom. Bye.” She gave an annoyed grunt, looked at her watch, and panicked. She’d was going to be late. She’d have to hail a cab. Shoshana wondered why you can never get a cab when you’re in a hurry. Finally one stopped for her. But as she reached for the door handle, someone else opened the door. “How rude!”, she thought. Someone was trying to take her cab. HER cab. She looked up to meet the face of this cab thief. She looked into the face of… Him. “Perhaps we can share” said the six foot two well-muscled and exquisitely dressed stranger. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/110 "2007-03-27T21:44:36Z")
[Tom’n’Debb](http://www.worth1000.com/entries/52500/52989INqM_w.jpg) [Eve](http://iiia2004.cl.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/morticia.jpg) (especially the expression) [Rubystreak](http://www.hbo.com/films/elizabeth/img/interviews/252x232_helen.jpg) [Askia](http://z.about.com/d/tvcomedies/1/0/g/-/-/-/crabman.jpg) [Diogenes](http://img.nrk.no/img/365169.jpeg) [Fetus](http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/0/0a/Boymeetsworld_will-friedle1.PNG) [Shodan](http://img.timeinc.net/ew/img/daily/617/bens_l.jpg) (no idea why) [Guinastasia](http://img.tfd.com/wiki/2/2b/Caroline_of_Brunswick.jpg) [Excalibre](http://edbatista.typepad.com/edbatista/images/2005/02/Daffy%20Duck.gif) [David Simmons](http://www.intotheloop.org/media/garner.jpg) [Qadgop](http://www.jeanniebottles.com/comments/images/BernardFox_sm2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/111 "2007-03-27T21:50:46Z")
[QUOTE=monstro] Make me look pretty too! [/QUOTE] [Monstro, one of the most beautiful blonde starlets of the 50s.](http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/106/bugsbunnywoman0qy.jpg) Incidentally, considerable time has passed and there have been no odes or mentions to the adorability of my dogs! You have one more minute before I have my body eunuchs seal the exits and unleash the cheetahs and the attack ostriches! ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/112 "2007-03-27T21:52:42Z")
[Eve again (working link)](http://www.g21.net/cristograx/morticia1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![WarmNPrickly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@WarmNPrickly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WarmNPrickly)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/113 "2007-03-27T22:00:10Z")
> [@](#): > > For all the Synesthetics out there, I’ve been told I look like a 4, a 3, and a 9, a sphere and a cone…Or Robert Reford. Thank you very much **Phlosphr** , I don’t even notice the colors much anymore until someone brings them up. Now all the sudden I have a kaliedescope of text in front of me. You are green and yellow. Your color is merely a reflection of the colors of the letters in your name. P is green, H is yellow. There are no green numbers so you do not look like a number. > [@](#): > > By the way, Synesthetics-wise, I’m a 6, I think. And yellow. I’m sorry to say **Kalhoun** you are pink ---
**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/114 "2007-03-27T22:03:32Z")
My face is ugly, but my body smokin’. And I have on cute shoes too! ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/115 "2007-03-27T22:04:22Z")
[QUOTE=Christopher] I’m sorry to say **Kalhoun** you are pink [/QUOTE] Well, maybe my screen name is pink, but I’m pretty sure I’m yellow in real life. Possibly a very pale tangerine (which would be a combination of the two). ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/116 "2007-03-27T22:04:57Z")
[QUOTE=Jodi] Not even close. The single word that best describes my appearance is “cyclops.” I’m waitng for a man who will gaze soulfully at me and say, “You have lovely eye.” [/QUOTE] [Jodi.](http://movies.radiofree.com/photos/sky_captain_and_the_world_of_tomorrow_04166.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/117 "2007-03-27T22:05:35Z")
[QUOTE=Sampiro] [Monstro, one of the most beautiful blonde starlets of the 50s.](http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/106/bugsbunnywoman0qy.jpg) Incidentally, considerable time has passed and there have been no odes or mentions to the adorability of my dogs! You have one more minute before I have my body eunuchs seal the exits and unleash the cheetahs and the attack ostriches! [/QUOTE] They’re cute, but they’d be cuter if we could see their little faces! ---
**Author:** ![Beaucarnea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c0e974/32.png) [@Beaucarnea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beaucarnea)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/118 "2007-03-27T22:08:00Z")
[QUOTE=monstro] Make me look pretty too! [/QUOTE] Oh, **monstro** - you _are_ pretty. That pic of you in waders grinning at the camera just killed me. If I were of a different persuasion I would chase ya. ---
**Author:** ![Fetchund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b2d939/32.png) [@Fetchund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fetchund)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/119 "2007-03-27T22:12:10Z")
[QUOTE=Sampiro] [Monstro, one of the most beautiful blonde starlets of the 50s.](http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/106/bugsbunnywoman0qy.jpg) Incidentally, considerable time has passed and there have been no odes or mentions to the adorability of my dogs! You have one more minute before I have my body eunuchs seal the exits and unleash the cheetahs and the attack ostriches! [/QUOTE] So sorry, **Sampiro** , but for once, my attention to cute dogs was overshadowed by my attention to a guy who looks remarkably like a friend of mine, and shockingly NOT like David Sedaris. My bad. Cute puppers, though - where is THEIR thread? ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/120 "2007-03-27T22:13:31Z")
[QUOTE=Kalhoun] They’re cute, but they’d be cuter if we could see their little faces! [/QUOTE] You all continued unpecked and unscratched only through the diplomacy of [Kalhoun](http://www.geocities.com/Pipeline/Halfpipe/7781/portrait01.jpg) (madre de todos los niños). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678.md?page=7)