# Put a face on a Doper you've never seen -- Round 2 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 27, 2007, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678 "2007-03-27T14:23:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/121 "2007-03-27T22:17:34Z")
[QUOTE=Sampiro] You all continued unpecked and unscratched only through the diplomacy of [Kalhoun](http://www.geocities.com/Pipeline/Halfpipe/7781/portrait01.jpg) (madre de todos los niños). [/QUOTE] Bah, I wanted to see the cheetahs. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/122 "2007-03-27T22:19:20Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] How about moi? [/QUOTE] I know your look already from your dating site thread, but before that I thought of you as a clean-cut light-brown-haired preppy guy. Must have been the Boston location. > [@Beaucarnea](#): > > gigi has bright blue eyes and very short hair. And dimples. Yeah, definitely dimples. Unless laugh lines count, only on my ample thighs. 🆒 I see you fit and tanned in safari gear, ready to play with creepy crawlies. Medium height and build, sun-bleached brown hair. ---
**Author:** ![sinjin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@sinjin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sinjin)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/123 "2007-03-27T22:20:38Z")
**Sampiro** A taller, larger, younger Kevin Spacey. **Eve** Eva Gardner **Swampbear** Jeramiah Johnson (what MrSin looked like 20 years ago, BTW) **WhatExit** Ron Palillo all grown up. ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/124 "2007-03-27T22:25:21Z")
[QUOTE=Jodi] Not even close. The single word that best describes my appearance is “cyclops.” I’m waitng for a man who will gaze soulfully at me and say, “You have lovely eye.” [/QUOTE] So dress like a pirate! Arr.. 😃 And I’m sure your remaining eye is lovely, but the person behind the eye is vastly more important. ---
**Author:** ![sinjin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@sinjin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sinjin)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/125 "2007-03-27T22:25:35Z")
oh and **Lobsang** Is a werewolf, I don’t know why. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Beaucarnea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c0e974/32.png) [@Beaucarnea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beaucarnea)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/126 "2007-03-27T22:26:12Z")
[QUOTE=gigi] I know your look already from your dating site thread, but before that I thought of you as a clean-cut light-brown-haired preppy guy. Must have been the Boston location. Unless laugh lines count, only on my ample thighs. 🆒 I see you fit and tanned in safari gear, ready to play with creepy crawlies. Medium height and build, sun-bleached brown hair. [/QUOTE] Nope. Tall and skinny, with sunbleached dark brown hair. Mostly found in dresses, skirts, and heels, [unless the day is warm and sunny.](http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/beaucarnea13/album?.dir=953ere2&.src=ph&store=&prodid=&.done=http%3a//photos.yahoo.com/ph//my_photos) Whoops- that link is set to private. Try [this one.](http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/beaucarnea13/album?.dir=mail&.src=ph&store=&prodid=&.done=http%3a//photos.yahoo.com/ph//my_photos) ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/127 "2007-03-27T22:31:29Z")
[Sampiro](http://www.cerebusfangirl.com/freecerebus/page26.html). (I know, I’m cheating. But **Sampiro** really is just like Oscar Wilde…only more like Dave Sim’s Oscar.) ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/128 "2007-03-27T22:37:18Z")
[QUOTE=Ogre] [Sampiro](http://www.cerebusfangirl.com/freecerebus/page26.html). (I know, I’m cheating. But **Sampiro** really is just like Oscar Wilde…only more like Dave Sim’s Oscar.) [/QUOTE] [Ogre](http://www.markallen.com/grotesque/images/unibrow.jpg) (That’s for not at least choosing younger slimmer [Oscar](http://www.nndb.com/people/459/000022393/oscar-wilde-ph.jpg) - I sang or performed the service or did something at your wedding, after all 🆒 .) ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/129 "2007-03-27T22:51:56Z")
Here’s a wierd one for **Shodan**. See, whenever I see his name, I think of the villain of the same name from the game _System Shock_, who looked like [this](http://www.sshock2.com/ss2mmdb/artwork/shodan.jpg). Except, when I think of the video game Shodan, I don’t think of that image. I think of [this guy](http://s91997404.onlinehome.us/images/sinistar.gif), the titular character from the video game _Sinistar_. Which means that’s who I see whenever I see the poster named **Shodan**. Which means, ultimatly, that whenever I read the “Regards, Shodan” at the end of one of his posts, what I hear in my head is, “I hunger!” Also, when I see **Beaucarnea** ’s name, I think of Alexander the Great’s horse, Bucephalus. (Actually, I think of Baron Munchausen’s horse, Bucephalus, because I saw the movie _The Adventures of Baron Munchausen_ before I studied Greek history, but that’s neither here nor there.) Except that it has “carnea” in there, which sounds like “carnivorous.” So when I see **Beaucarnea** ’s name, I picture a [man-eating horse](http://www.zardex.com/monsters/images/Kelpie.jpg). For **Sampiro** , I just picture Sean Astin with fangs. ---
**Author:** ![Beaucarnea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c0e974/32.png) [@Beaucarnea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beaucarnea)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/130 "2007-03-27T23:49:09Z")
[QUOTE=Miller] Also, when I see **Beaucarnea** ’s name, I think of Alexander the Great’s horse, Bucephalus. (Actually, I think of Baron Munchausen’s horse, Bucephalus, because I saw the movie _The Adventures of Baron Munchausen_ before I studied Greek history, but that’s neither here nor there.) Except that it has “carnea” in there, which sounds like “carnivorous.” So when I see **Beaucarnea** ’s name, I picture a [man-eating horse](http://www.zardex.com/monsters/images/Kelpie.jpg). [/QUOTE] **Miller** , somewhere out there are a couple of ex boyfriends who just might agree with ya. ---
**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/131 "2007-03-28T00:13:01Z")
[QUOTE=Phlosphr] Long pin straight sandy hair, pony-tale. Stylish blazer, jeans, sandles…Cup of something sweet like african blended tea, and exotically perfect intellect. Did you want more? [/QUOTE] Gosh, I like you more every day. My hair is quite straight, but it’s shoulder length and dark dark dark brown. The jeans and sandals, yeah. I own blazers, but wear them rarely. Usually I’m in a fitted t-shirt or tank, or if it’s cold, a turtleneck sweater. I take my coffee black and my Coke straight from the can, but I do have a bizarrely enormous collection of fancy-ass teas in the cupboard. To fill in the blanks a bit, I’m also short, slender, and frequently asked if I’m Asian - olive complexion and poufy eyelids some mistake for an epicanthic fold. In my mind’s eye, you resemble Donald Sutherland c. 1980. ---
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/132 "2007-03-28T01:10:03Z")
[QUOTE=LifeOnWry] Gosh, I like you more every day. My hair is quite straight, but it’s shoulder length and dark dark dark brown. The jeans and sandals, yeah. I own blazers, but wear them rarely. Usually I’m in a fitted t-shirt or tank, or if it’s cold, a turtleneck sweater. I take my coffee black and my Coke straight from the can, but I do have a bizarrely enormous collection of fancy-ass teas in the cupboard. To fill in the blanks a bit, I’m also short, slender, and frequently asked if I’m Asian - olive complexion and poufy eyelids some mistake for an epicanthic fold. In my mind’s eye, you resemble Donald Sutherland c. 1980. [/QUOTE] Hmmm, my hair is the same color and is cut and looks much like Robert Redford…Make Matt Damon 225 instead of 180 and thats about right. Usually in Jeans and T-shirt occasionally a sport coat with that mix. Keens or loafers or my favorite Merrils, and you’ve got a 30 something Phlosphr… ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/133 "2007-03-28T01:41:46Z")
[QUOTE=Sampiro] [Ogre](http://www.markallen.com/grotesque/images/unibrow.jpg) (That’s for not at least choosing younger slimmer [Oscar](http://www.nndb.com/people/459/000022393/oscar-wilde-ph.jpg) - I sang or performed the service or did something at your wedding, after all 🆒 .) [/QUOTE] You spoke, ya big tard. And thanks, buddy. It wasn’t really Oscar’s physical appearance, per se. It was more his mode of conversation, and general demeanor. I can’t figure out how Sim captured you so well without knowing you. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/134 "2007-03-28T02:12:34Z")
Well… I’ve seen pictures of **Sampiro** , but _before_ knowing what he looked like, I pictured him to look like [this fellow](http://www.geocities.com/~daguerreotype/reading6.JPG). To find that picture, I did a Google image search for “distinguished gentleman”, and filtered through the pictures of Eddie Murphy. But that particular picture I linked to, that was always **Sampiro** in my mind. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/135 "2007-03-28T02:34:10Z")
[QUOTE=Beaucarnea] **Miller** , somewhere out there are a couple of ex boyfriends who just might agree with ya. [/QUOTE] Hijack/ Beaucarnea–I forgot we had dogs that looked alike. It’s neat to be able to see what Sadie will look like as an adult. Here she is last week, at 4 months and 45# pounds. [![Imgur](https://live.staticflickr.com/8190/8114564500_d51192c5c8.jpg "dahfisheroo") ](https://www.flickr.com/photos/41983136@N00/?saved=1) /Hijack over. ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/136 "2007-03-28T02:56:34Z")
I want to see what **Jodi** looks like! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Beaucarnea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c0e974/32.png) [@Beaucarnea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beaucarnea)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/137 "2007-03-28T02:59:18Z")
[QUOTE=dahfisheroo] Hijack/ Beaucarnea–I forgot we had dogs that looked alike. It’s neat to be able to see what Sadie will look like as an adult. Here she is last week, at 4 months and 45# pounds. [![Imgur](https://live.staticflickr.com/8190/8114564500_d51192c5c8.jpg "dahfisheroo") ](https://www.flickr.com/photos/41983136@N00/?saved=1) /Hijack over. [/QUOTE] Aw, Sadie is so pretty! She still has puppy face. Shelby is still growing- she will be one year on April 19th- so she may get a little bit larger, so I’m thinking about adding coffee and cigarettes to her diet. Huge dog. Huge. Oh, and **dahfisheroo** looks like Tori Amos. ---
**Author:** ![threnodyangelfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@threnodyangelfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threnodyangelfire)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/138 "2007-03-28T03:27:18Z")
I love **WhyNot**'s post, but because of her name I always think of a petite woman with curly hair in a sailor’s suit, tying (k)nots. **Autolycus** would look kind of like a slightly older Ron Weasly, though a little more filled out. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/139 "2007-03-28T04:07:11Z")
That sounds funny…knowing what we do about our little Autolycus. ---
**Author:** ![threnodyangelfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@threnodyangelfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threnodyangelfire)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/140 "2007-03-28T04:11:32Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] That sounds funny..knowing what we do about our little Autolycus. [/QUOTE] Ok Ron Weasley with kitchen implements and a sushi rice cooker. 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678.md?page=8)