# Put a face on a Doper you've never seen -- Round 2 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 27, 2007, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678 "2007-03-27T14:23:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/141 "2007-03-28T04:24:44Z")
[QUOTE=threnodyangelfire] Ok Ron Weasley with kitchen implements and a sushi rice cooker. 😛 [/QUOTE] I’ll buy it! Well, I won’t personally buy it..but…eh…you know what I’m saying. Ron Weasley’s the blond kid with his hair slicked back, right? ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/142 "2007-03-28T04:30:04Z")
I’ve always pictured\*\* BBS2K \*\* looking something like Brad Pitt, only sexier! Thoughts? D&R ---
**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/143 "2007-03-28T04:34:12Z")
[QUOTE=Kalhoun] [QUOTE=BarnOwl] Aw, thanks! Middle-age has reared its ugly head, but I’m still able to fend it off with a whip and chair…for now. [/QUOTE] So, you got pictures with the whip? Uh, and the chair, of course. Tris ---
**Author:** ![threnodyangelfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@threnodyangelfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threnodyangelfire)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/144 "2007-03-28T04:37:08Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] I’ll buy it! Well, I won’t personally buy it..but…eh…you know what I’m saying. Ron Weasley’s the blond kid with his hair slicked back, right? [/QUOTE] Nope he’s the red head one that’s Harry’s bestie. Believe it or not, I’m not even a HP fan. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/145 "2007-03-28T04:47:10Z")
I’ve recently pictured **Eve** looking like Meryl Streep in _The Devil Wears Prada_, with Sampiro looking like Stanley Tucci [del]please don’t kill me[/del]. **Anaamika** is curvy and has long hair and luminous eyes and really does resemble Aishwarya Rai, with a great smile. **Least Original User Name Ever** looks like Ewan McGregor, for no reason whatsoever. ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/146 "2007-03-28T05:28:26Z")
[QUOTE=Purplkid\_Caterer] I want to see what **Jodi** looks like! 😃 [/QUOTE] I think she already mentioned [she looks like this.](http://simpsonovi.comics.cz/Futurama/Leela.gif) And it’s kind of kind of right, somehow. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/147 "2007-03-28T05:54:02Z")
[QUOTE=Sampiro] Thanks for the thinner part. 🆒 And you’re closest. [(I’m the one with glasses.)](http://www.myspace.com/jsampiro) Of those I don’t recall having done before---- [Autolycus](http://www.harvardavenue.net/images/march2006/goth_kid.gif) [/QUOTE] Of course you know, this means war: [Sampiro](http://www.freedesktopwallpapers.ru/animals/images/chimpanzee.jpg) I’m a drama queen damnit, not emo 😛 As for what I look like, people say often that [I look like this dude.](http://images.movie-gazette.com/albums/20050504/office-space-02.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/148 "2007-03-28T11:29:16Z")
[QUOTE=Beaucarnea] Nope. Tall and skinny, with sunbleached dark brown hair. Mostly found in dresses, skirts, and heels, [unless the day is warm and sunny.](http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/beaucarnea13/album?.dir=953ere2&.src=ph&store=&prodid=&.done=http%3a//photos.yahoo.com/ph//my_photos) Whoops- that link is set to private. Try [this one.](http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/beaucarnea13/album?.dir=mail&.src=ph&store=&prodid=&.done=http%3a//photos.yahoo.com/ph//my_photos) [/QUOTE] Okay, I figured you for a fat guy. Go figure. You’re beeeautiful! ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/149 "2007-03-28T11:46:10Z")
I don’t see my name mentioned anywhere. For once, I’m relieved! ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/150 "2007-03-28T12:22:06Z")
[QUOTE=ScareyFaerie] I don’t see my name mentioned anywhere. For once, I’m relieved! [/QUOTE] Heh-heh…you can run but you cannot hide. I picture you as petite, blonde, and somewhat reserved. You wear dresses a lot and you have curly hair. If that’s not accurate, here’s my second guess: [PBase.com](http://www.pbase.com/artshot/image/75015521) ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/151 "2007-03-28T12:26:54Z")
**Kalhoun** , you’d be wrong on both counts although your second guess is better! I’d describe myself as less Tinkerbell and more [Mavis Cruet](http://www.classickidstv.co.uk/wiki/Image:Willo_The_Wisp_Mavis_2.jpg) but probably with fangs rather than buck teeth! ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/152 "2007-03-28T12:38:39Z")
I’m so bad at this! And I’m the same way with radio personalities. I always picture them completely different than they actually are. ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/153 "2007-03-28T12:44:20Z")
I’ve constructed so many perfect images of radio presenters based on voice alone, I don’t think I ever want to see what they’re really like! ---
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/154 "2007-03-28T12:53:46Z")
[QUOTE=Kalhoun] I’m so bad at this! And I’m the same way with radio personalities. I always picture them completely different than they actually are. [/QUOTE] I wouldn’t have thought Casey Kasem looked exactly like George Stephanolpolus, until I actually saw Casey at a school rally years and years ago…His voice projects like a tuba, making you think more of a Pavorati, than a little Greek guy. I always picture **Philster** looking like Chris Elliot with a tool belt. I dunno why. We always seem to appear together in the same fix-it threads… ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/155 "2007-03-28T13:14:43Z")
[QUOTE=Kalhoun] Okay, I figured you for a fat guy. Go figure. You’re beeeautiful! [/QUOTE] Seconded! (in re Beaucarnea) ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/156 "2007-03-28T13:19:11Z")
[QUOTE=Kythereia] I’ve recently pictured **Eve** looking like Meryl Streep in _The Devil Wears Prada_, with Sampiro looking like Stanley Tucci [del]please don’t kill me[/del]. **Anaamika** is curvy and has long hair and luminous eyes and really does resemble Aishwarya Rai, with a great smile. **Least Original User Name Ever** looks like Ewan McGregor, for no reason whatsoever. [/QUOTE] I think you’re moderately close on me. Ewan and I share one characteristic: we’ve both got a horn growing out of our forheads. Oh, it’s not a horn? Then it must be some birthmark or something… ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/157 "2007-03-28T13:20:15Z")
[QUOTE=ScareyFaerie] I’ve constructed so many perfect images of radio presenters based on voice alone, I don’t think I ever want to see what they’re really like! [/QUOTE] I used to be a switchboard operator at a furniture store. Every evening, one of the saleswomen’s husband would call for her. He sounded like Ricardo Montelban; all dashing and European. Well, one day he came in to visit her and lo and behold, he looked like Wally Cox. I’ve given up. I don’t even want to see what my radio personalities look like anymore. I’m always disappointed. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/158 "2007-03-28T13:20:15Z")
[QUOTE=gigi] Seconded! (in re Beaucarnea) [/QUOTE] Thirded! ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/159 "2007-03-28T13:25:28Z")
[QUOTE=Sampiro] [Shodan](http://img.timeinc.net/ew/img/daily/617/bens_l.jpg) (no idea why) [/QUOTE] Hmmm… Actually, my wife says Jim Carrey with a mustache. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/160 "2007-03-28T13:32:20Z")
That’s amazing, **Life On Wry**! You managed to be just as wrong about my description as you are about your own. You are not at all short and dark complected, but tall and willowy. You got the brown hair right, but I’m not sure whether it is straight, wavy, or curly. You wear glasses, consistent with your somewhat - um - prim, bookish mien. Not in a bad way - think Joyce Carol Oates, Mary Steenbergen, Bailey Sanders, or Mrs. Kotter. And you vary between dressing up in tailored pants with fitted sweaters or jackets, and flowing sun/peasant dresses. When I was younger, I believe my wife saw a picture or two of William Hurt that she thought resembled me - tho I believe she was being extremely generous. But my full head of hair is pretty dark brown and turning grey. I wear contacts more often than glasses, and have so far resisted the increasing need for reading specs/bifocals. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678.md?page=9)