# Put a face on a Doper you've never seen -- Round 2 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 27, 2007, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678 "2007-03-27T14:23:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Beaucarnea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c0e974/32.png) [@Beaucarnea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beaucarnea)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/161 "2007-03-28T13:37:47Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Thirded! [/QUOTE] Wait- are you and **gigi** are motioning that I’m a fat guy, or the other thing?!? ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/162 "2007-03-28T13:44:44Z")
I’m not a fat guy, in case anybody ever thought I was. 😛 I picture Tuckerfan as Jeff Bridges, based solely on the movie of course. It makes thinking of old cool cars just that much more pleasant. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/163 "2007-03-28T13:44:55Z")
[QUOTE=Beaucarnea] **Dung Beetle** is petite and fair skinned with funky glasses and cool hair. (you know, like that cute chick who is always in the library) [/QUOTE] I am so pleased with this I’m going to go buy me some funky glasses. 🆒 And **tdn** knows if I’m ever free, I’m calling him first. ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/164 "2007-03-28T13:45:09Z")
Of course I meant Bailey **Quarters**. No idea who Bailey Sanders might be or what she looks like. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/165 "2007-03-28T13:55:32Z")
Well, thanks for the allusion to Jeremiah Johnson, but I’m afraid not. Just a fat, graying ol’ fart here. [Me, with my keeeeeee-yooooooote brand new great niece.]( [![](https://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a317/bearswga/Kelly05.jpg) ](https://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a317/bearswga/Kelly05.jpg) ) ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/166 "2007-03-28T13:55:48Z")
[QUOTE=Beaucarnea] Wait- are you and **gigi** are motioning that I’m a fat guy, or the other thing?!? [/QUOTE] The other thing, naturally. ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/167 "2007-03-28T14:01:11Z")
I am very, very bad at this. I have a tendancy not to imagine anyone since I met my first merry band of Dopers in New York 'lo those many years ago. **Biggirl** and I got along famously when I first came onto the boards. When I met her and some eight or nine other people for dinner (like, six years ago) I was surprised that she was black and \*everybody \* was either much older or younger than I had expected. Or the opposite sex. I realized our community here transcends rediculous cultural and racial expectations and I’d only be confusing myself if I kept at it. 'Swhy I like tho photo threads. Keeps me from hurting my wittle bwain. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/168 "2007-03-28T14:04:30Z")
Well, daaaaaay-ummm! Let’s try this again. [Me and my keeeeee-yoooooote new little great niece.](http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a317/bearswga/Kelly05.jpg) I’m the fat guy. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Beaucarnea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c0e974/32.png) [@Beaucarnea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beaucarnea)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/169 "2007-03-28T14:26:36Z")
[QUOTE=gigi] The other thing, naturally. [/QUOTE] Whew. I thought maybe you guys had seen me eating. Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/170 "2007-03-28T14:29:35Z")
[QUOTE=swampbear] Well, daaaaaay-ummm! Let’s try this again. [Me and my keeeeee-yoooooote new little great niece.](http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a317/bearswga/Kelly05.jpg) I’m the fat guy. 😃 [/QUOTE] Cute niece! I figured you exactly how you look, except with longer hair. You actually look a bit like an old crush of mine! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/171 "2007-03-28T19:33:42Z")
[QUOTE=Kalhoun] Cute niece! I figured you exactly how you look, except with longer hair. You actually look a bit like an old crush of mine! [/QUOTE] Well _blush_. Yeah, she’s a little cutie ain’t she. Back in the day, I did have long, wavy, curly hair that I’d tie back in a pony tail. The tail would curl up and looked kinda like a poodle’s butt. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/172 "2007-03-28T19:58:33Z")
[QUOTE=swampbear] Well _blush_. Yeah, she’s a little cutie ain’t she. Back in the day, I did have long, wavy, curly hair that I’d tie back in a pony tail. The tail would curl up and looked kinda like a poodle’s butt. 😃 [/QUOTE] Ahhh, yes. Back in the **SwampPoodle** days. I can picture it… ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/173 "2007-03-28T20:27:39Z")
[QUOTE=ScareyFaerie] I’ve constructed so many perfect images of radio presenters based on voice alone, I don’t think I ever want to see what they’re really like! [/QUOTE] They all, every last one of them, look exactly like [Gilbert Gottfried.](http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2005-07/18658449.jpg) Which is why so many of them are so angry. ---
**Author:** ![enigm4tic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ba0ec/32.png) [@enigm4tic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enigm4tic)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/174 "2007-03-28T20:31:06Z")
[QUOTE=Miller] They all, every last one of them, look exactly like [Gilbert Gottfried.](http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2005-07/18658449.jpg) Which is why so many of them are so angry. [/QUOTE] nah, all you gotta remember when thinking of radio personalities is, well, they probably have a face for radio. Either that, or they’re way bigger than you’d think. It’s always one or the other. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/175 "2007-03-28T20:43:30Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] Of course you know, this means war: [Sampiro](http://www.freedesktopwallpapers.ru/animals/images/chimpanzee.jpg) I’m a drama queen damnit, not emo 😛 As for what I look like, people say often that [I look like this dude.](http://images.movie-gazette.com/albums/20050504/office-space-02.jpg) [/QUOTE] {_Sampiro calmly sips his tea from a rice china cup festooned with handpainted portraits of Greek physicians neutering Rottweiler pups while watching with amused disinterest as shells pass overhead and explode harmlessly far beyond him in the yards of neighbors he doesn’t like._} I’m afraid your links don’t work. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/176 "2007-03-28T20:43:46Z")
[QUOTE=Miller] They all, every last one of them, look exactly like [Gilbert Gottfried.](http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2005-07/18658449.jpg) Which is why so many of them are so angry. [/QUOTE] He’s the reason the term “bitch-slap” was invented. ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/177 "2007-03-28T21:14:58Z")
Curiosity is getting the better of me… Has anybody imagined what I look like? ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/178 "2007-03-28T21:27:00Z")
I’ve never wondered. You’ve always looked like this: [Welcome TrekEarth users! - FlyerTalk Forums](http://www.trekearth.com/gallery/Africa/Tanzania/photo121517.htm) ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/179 "2007-03-28T21:50:16Z")
[QUOTE=Kalhoun] I’ve never wondered. You’ve always looked like this: [Welcome TrekEarth users! - FlyerTalk Forums](http://www.trekearth.com/gallery/Africa/Tanzania/photo121517.htm) [/QUOTE] :smack: I never read your name as Gary Gnu. I read it all as one word and pictured some twisty ganglion-type thing. D’oh! ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678/180 "2007-03-28T21:54:02Z")
[This](http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a378/VunderBob/deviantARTFlippyFairybyEG-565.jpg) is how I imagine **ScareyFaerie**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen-round-2/397678.md?page=10)