# Put a face on a Doper you've never seen **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 22, 2006, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664 "2006-02-22T18:57:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/21 "2006-02-23T15:35:49Z")
**Sampiro** = Genie from Aladdin. ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/22 "2006-02-23T16:48:20Z")
I pictured Diogenes the Cynic like the chameleon in the upper right hand corner of [this page](http://www.ucomics.com/pricklycity/). 'cause that’s the lizard’s name. ---
**Author:** ![Ensign\_Edison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@Ensign\_Edison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ensign_Edison)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/23 "2006-02-23T16:58:36Z")
> [@kidchameleon](#): > > I pictured Diogenes the Cynic like the chameleon in the upper right hand corner of [this page](http://www.ucomics.com/pricklycity/). 'cause that’s the lizard’s name. Whereas you are Boy George. ---
**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/24 "2006-02-23T17:12:29Z")
**Anaamika**? Aishwarya Rai. Known it since I first saw the picture. [http://images.easyart.com/i/prints/rw/lg/2/3/Celebrity-Image-Aishwarya-Rai-231101.jpg](http://images.easyart.com/i/prints/rw/lg/2/3/Celebrity-Image-Aishwarya-Rai-231101.jpg) And, for whatever reason, I’ve always seen **John Mace** as Anthony Hopkins. ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/25 "2006-02-23T17:25:46Z")
> [@Ensign Edison](#): > > Whereas you are Boy George. Now or back in the day? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/26 "2006-02-23T18:18:50Z")
> [@Feydeau](#): > > Lynn Bodoni as Edie McClurg I always get a mental image of Stevie Nicks for Lynn. ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/27 "2006-02-23T18:20:22Z")
Ha! I just put Edie McClurg into a google search to see who that was and the first thing that sprang to mind: Tuba Diva! ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/28 "2006-02-23T18:27:48Z")
I’ve always pictured **Guinastasia** as Rita Hayworth in Gilda. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/29 "2006-02-23T18:52:57Z")
> [@ArrMatey!](#): > > **Anaamika**? Aishwarya Rai. Known it since I first saw the picture. Nah, she looks like some pornstar whose name I can’t recall. 😉 And you _know_ that Inigo Montoya looks just like [this](http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0093779/Ss/0093779/6120_16_2.jpg?path=gallery&path_key=0093779). ( the one in the center, of course) And **Regallag the Axe** is pictured [here](http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/screenshots/screenshot.aspx?ImageIndex=533&Set=0). ---
**Author:** ![Ensign\_Edison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@Ensign\_Edison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ensign_Edison)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/30 "2006-02-23T19:13:35Z")
> [@kidchameleon](#): > > Now or back in the day? 🙂 Oh, back in the day. You know, “Karma Chameleon”. _Lovin’ you is easy when your colors are like my dreams…_ Now that’s a pop song! Evil Captor is Snidely Whiplash, of course. lissener, for some reason, is [this guy](http://indietime.com/okradiohead/files/nige.gif), Nigel Godrich. Sampiro is Mike Hanlon, Derry librarian. Mike is a little straight black dude. I’m pretty sure Sampiro is a big gay white dude. Yet there he is, sitting at his desk in my mind. **Martin Hyde** is [William B. Davis](http://film.purger.com/faq/xf/cancer.jpg), baby. [And here’s Patty O’Furniture](http://www.hitroy.com/pictures/memorialday/patio%20furniture.jpg). I’m not sure who it is I picture as Zoe, but she smells nice. I’ll probably think of more. Good thread. ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/31 "2006-02-23T19:25:15Z")
> [@Ensign Edison](#): > > [And here’s Patty O’Furniture](http://www.hitroy.com/pictures/memorialday/patio%20furniture.jpg). Uncanny! ---
**Author:** ![Ensign\_Edison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@Ensign\_Edison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ensign_Edison)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/32 "2006-02-23T19:39:25Z")
Okay, here’s everyone in this thread I haven’t done yet: [Zeldar](http://members.lycos.nl/bfsoulwalker/Marvin-01.jpg) is Marvin the Martian. [anyrose](http://www.angelfire.com/mi3/greeneggsandham/pictures/redcoat.jpg) is Helena Bonham Carter. [The Mad Hermit](http://www.lynximages.com/images/hermit.gif) [WOOKINPANUB](http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/TV/9909/24/snl.25/murphy.jpg) on SNL… ShibbOleth - tentacles, baby Honey - no image, but a song - “Just Like Honey”, Jesus & Mary Chain. ArrMatey - Gee… AskNott - JFK [Feydeau](http://www.comedie-francaise.fr/biographies/ima_bios/feydeau.jpg) Antigen - [a modern Antigone](http://www.ruf.rice.edu/~players/Antigone/Images/Creon%20and%20Antigone%201.jpg) pinkfreud - that picture is my pinkfreud! eleanorigby - my dear Eleanor Igby [is Julianne Moore](http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/4343/Events/4343/JulianneMo_Kambo_7498101_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Moore,%20Julianne%20(I)) [Birdmonster](http://monstertweetyjeep.tripod.com/LogoMT.gif) [Misnomer](http://www.jakehowlett.com/gallery/photos/gnome.jpg) faithfool supplied her own, so now that’s mine Ghanima & Bippy the Beardless - beats me, please form band All apologies if I missed someone. ---
**Author:** ![Ensign\_Edison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@Ensign\_Edison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ensign_Edison)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/33 "2006-02-23T19:40:32Z")
[Sorry, Marley23!](http://khaoulita.afrikblog.com/images/dennis_morris_bob_marley_spliff.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Birdmonster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/71e660/32.png) [@Birdmonster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Birdmonster)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/34 "2006-02-23T19:53:17Z")
[Ensign Edison](http://www.dianakimpton.co.uk/i/edison.jpg); by far the coolest Edison-related picture I found. Frankenstein-tweety cracked me up. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/35 "2006-02-23T21:06:09Z")
This is almost [me](http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/images/bbc/programmes_tv_idents_and_screenshots/factual/200inventions_clarkson.jpg) Though I have met Ghanima so it’s cheating, this is what I would imagine her to [look like.](http://dune.jdr.free.fr/Images/images/accueil.gif) And the various bears on this board are pictured [here.](http://www.poster-man.co.uk/cartoons/images/0636-HairBearBunch_jpg.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/36 "2006-02-23T21:21:58Z")
[Cecil Adams](http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/large/HolyGrail049.jpg) [Ed Zotti](http://www.crankycritic.com/qa/pf_articles/images/sullivan01.jpg) [Qadgop the Mercotan](http://folk.ntnu.no/arneskod/tolkien.jpg) [Sunspace](http://au.i1.yimg.com/movies.aunz.yimg.com/2005/photos/main/38943.jpg) [Amazon Floozy Goddess](http://www.marilyn-monroe-posters.com/images/marilynskirt.jpg) [Eve](http://www.leninimports.com/marlene_dietrich_gallery_4.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/37 "2006-02-23T21:25:31Z")
[Exapno Mapcase](http://chrisisloopy.tripod.com/harpo/gookie.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/38 "2006-02-23T21:25:52Z")
> [@Ensign Edison](#): > > Okay, here’s everyone in this thread I haven’t done yet: Ooh, does that mean if I make an appearance, you’ll add me? (I was going to say “do me,” and then realized what my husband would think if he saw it. :smack: ) Some good ones so far - some of them the same as I’ve thought. Of course, **Polycarp** is [this guy.](http://www.saintmarymagdalen.com/eileen/e_icon41.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/39 "2006-02-23T21:29:04Z")
Ooo, I’ll play, too, at home though. This sounds like a fun game! ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/40 "2006-02-23T21:44:34Z")
> [@YaWanna](#): > > Of course, **Polycarp** is [this guy.](http://www.saintmarymagdalen.com/eileen/e_icon41.htm) And I always saw **Polycarp** as [this](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magikarp). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664.md?page=3)