# Put a face on a Doper you've never seen **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 22, 2006, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664 "2006-02-22T18:57:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/41 "2006-02-23T21:44:44Z")
**Left Hand of Dorkness** is [Greg Proops](http://www.corporateartists.com/images/gregproops.jpg). I have no idea why. **FinnAgain** is [Colin Greenwood](http://usuario.tiscali.es/mlluch/colin.jpg). **roger thornhill** is definitely [Michael Caine](http://www.movieforum.com/people/actors/michaelcaine/images/getcarter.jpg). **Sampiro** is [Sean Astin](http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/sean-astin/sean-astin02.jpg). And before anyone says anything, I most decidedly do not look like [this](http://www.injenn.net/~tania/roland2.jpg) (though my dad does bear an eerie resemblance…) ---
**Author:** ![Ensign\_Edison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@Ensign\_Edison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ensign_Edison)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/42 "2006-02-23T21:48:39Z")
> [@Roland Orzabal](#): > > **FinnAgain** is [Colin Greenwood](http://usuario.tiscali.es/mlluch/colin.jpg). > > And before anyone says anything, I most decidedly do not look like [this](http://www.injenn.net/~tania/roland2.jpg) (though my dad does bear an eerie resemblance…) Aw, I always thought Roland was cute. And you take back that dirty lie about my Cozzie Greenwood! You take it back right now! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![mrklutz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ebca7d/32.png) [@mrklutz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrklutz)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/43 "2006-02-23T22:00:22Z")
Heck, here’s an entire photoshoot of [Kythereia](http://www.phil.uni-erlangen.de/~p1altar/photo_html/plastik/weiblich/stehend/bekleidet/aphrodite/kallipygos.html) . > [@](#): > > _Kythereia._ Not [called this] because she reached Kythera, as Hesiod says; rather, she has love hidden (keuthomenon) within herself, which she sends to all; for through her charmed girdle she has the power. - _Suidas_ ---
**Author:** ![Buckler\_of\_Swashing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Buckler\_of\_Swashing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buckler_of_Swashing)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/44 "2006-02-23T22:43:20Z")
> [@Roland Orzabal](#): > > **Sampiro** is [Sean Astin]([http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/sean-a](http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/sean-a) > astin/sean-astin02.jpg). Seconded! ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/45 "2006-02-23T22:57:07Z")
Ok, here’s what I got. \*\*Sampiro \*\*is, and has always been, Rhett Butler. \*\*Kythereia \*\*is Venus rising. I’ve always had a very specific image of **Tentacle Monster**. When I finally saw his picture, while he had no tentacles, he looked like someone who \*could \*sprout tentacles at any time. **Regellag the Axe** looks like a young Conan. I’ve barely interacted with\*\* David Simmons\*\* but he looks like Baron Munchausen. **Mr Bus Guy** - when I saw his picture I was flabbergasted. I had an image of him as an Italian mob guy. Dapper suit, cigar, the works. Don’t ask why. Instead, he looks like a perfectly ordinary joe. \*\*Inigo \*\*- I don’t have that clear of an image, not Mandy Patinkin, but he always has a mustache in my mind. \*\*FairyChatMom \*\*looks like June Cleaver - but as she plays in Airplane. “Cut me som’ slac’ jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.” \*\*Swampy \*\*is the Cheshire Cat because I always imagine him smiling. More to come as I think of them! And **ArrMatey**! - thanks! I’m not sure what to make of **Shib** ’s supposition. :eek: Perhaps if he states \*which \*porn star, please. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/46 "2006-02-23T23:29:08Z")
> [@mrklutz](#): > > Heck, here’s an entire photoshoot of [Kythereia](http://www.phil.uni-erlangen.de/~p1altar/photo_html/plastik/weiblich/stehend/bekleidet/aphrodite/kallipygos.html) . > [@Anaamika](#): > > Kythereia is Venus rising. :o 😉 Ana I always pictured as [Parminder Nagra](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/77/Parminder_nagra44.jpg/180px-Parminder_nagra44.jpg), and mrklutz is stuck in my mind as [this guy](http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/avedavies/2005/04/02/adam-brody-sized.jpg) . ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/47 "2006-02-23T23:36:24Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#): > > and mustn’t forget > [David Simmons](http://www.bromfieldhall.co.uk/richard%20todd.jpg) Oh, I take mine back. This is perfect. Beyond perfect. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/48 "2006-02-23T23:49:49Z")
I’m back from vacation. Moved from IMHO to MPSIMS. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/49 "2006-02-24T00:05:54Z")
> [@YaWanna](#): > > Of course, **Polycarp** is [this guy.](http://www.saintmarymagdalen.com/eileen/e_icon41.htm) I’m sure he must have had problems with his followers trying to use his gown as a crossword puzzle. Just for the move, here’s [Frank](http://www.electricchair.com/images/products/HALLOWEENM002-sm.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/50 "2006-02-24T00:07:22Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > I’m back from vacation. > > Moved from IMHO to MPSIMS. This would be [Frank](http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=NC42052#LargeImage), of course. “Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?” Stranger ---
**Author:** ![mrklutz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ebca7d/32.png) [@mrklutz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrklutz)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/51 "2006-02-24T00:41:16Z")
No no no no. This is [Frank](http://mash.nill.cz/pos/pos_burns.JPG) ---
**Author:** ![Plynck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Plynck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plynck)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/52 "2006-02-24T00:59:08Z")
[The real Frank.](http://www.kidsturncentral.com/clipart/cooldog.gif) Too frank? ---
**Author:** ![mrklutz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ebca7d/32.png) [@mrklutz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrklutz)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/53 "2006-02-24T01:09:25Z")
And is that [Amazon Floozy Goddess](http://membres.lycos.fr/fmuscles/Cory%20Everson/pic-CoryEverson-cory43.jpg) I spy? ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/54 "2006-02-24T01:17:00Z")
> [@Plynck](#): > > [The real Frank.](http://www.kidsturncentral.com/clipart/cooldog.gif) > > Too frank? And here I always thought he was [this guy, on the right](http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/7845/drforresterandfrank2th.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/55 "2006-02-24T02:29:59Z")
Every one of those pictures is an absolutely accurate portrayal of me at different points during my day. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/56 "2006-02-24T02:44:58Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > Every one of those pictures is an absolutely accurate portrayal of me at different points during my day. [Is this breakfast, lunch, or dinner?](http://www.theneitherworld.com/us/castleforrester/mst3k/ptqa.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/57 "2006-02-24T03:24:21Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > [Qadgop the Mercotan](http://folk.ntnu.no/arneskod/tolkien.jpg) Thanks for that! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![cactus\_waltz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@cactus\_waltz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cactus_waltz)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/58 "2006-02-24T15:30:55Z")
[This](http://members.fortunecity.com/harang/ptsuit5.jpg) would have to be **Tentacle Monster**. But who am I? ---
**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/59 "2006-02-24T15:32:56Z")
Two mentions of me and no pic yet? I’m vaguely disapointed. Or is this one just too easy? ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/60 "2006-02-24T15:33:33Z")
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