# Put a face on a Doper you've never seen **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 22, 2006, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664 "2006-02-22T18:57:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2006, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/81 "2006-02-26T03:18:18Z")
I… can’t… stop… laughing… ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2006, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/82 "2006-02-26T03:34:15Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > I… can’t… stop… laughing… Now I picture you as [this guy](http://www.americanrhetoric.com/images/williamshatner2.jpg). I hope you’rehappy. ---
**Author:** ![MrJackboots](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MrJackboots](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrJackboots)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2006, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/83 "2006-02-26T04:41:36Z")
Why does everyone see Sampiro as dark-haired? I always thought he was kinda dirty-blonde. For a long time, I thought An Arky [stepped out of a Penny Arcade strip.](http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/02/13) As I remember he posted a picture over in the “I swear I look better than this” picture thread, and I wound up wrong on just about every count, but that’s what I thought. Big Bad Voodoo Lou? Tiki man. I don’t even pretend to be right there. I just see his posts and think there’s a tiki man talking. DiosaBellissima reminds me of a girl I knew in high school. Smallish, quite pretty. Dark red hair. Never went anywhere without this cheerfully perverse smile on. That’s all I have right now. I’m sure something will come up later. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2006, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/84 "2006-02-26T05:49:42Z")
I have to admit that sometimes I picture **Askia** as Huey Freeman. And I’ve seen **Askia** ’s picture, although not recently. ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2006, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/85 "2006-02-26T22:15:53Z")
> [@ArrMatey!](#): > > Two mentions of me and no pic yet? I’m vaguely disapointed. > > Or is this one just too easy? Oh, I don’t know. I rather picture you as looking a bit like Errol Flyn! Unfortunately, I dont have a link, either. CJ ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2006, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/86 "2006-02-27T02:21:54Z")
> [@Ensign Edison](#): > > lissener, for some reason, is [this guy](http://indietime.com/okradiohead/files/nige.gif), Nigel Godrich. I’d do me. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2006, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/87 "2006-02-27T02:50:55Z")
Ooh! **Ensign** --I am very flattered. I think she looks intelligent, no? And so attractive, too… 🙂 I don’t know how to link photos, so I’ll just free associate here a bit. (sorry) **Sampiro** -cross between the protagonist in _Sophie’s Choice_ and Nick in _Great Gatsby._ He usually wears a white suit and a Panama hat whilst in town. Then again, sometimes I think of David Sedaris… **Quad** --can’t really describe. No-one famous, per se–a little bit the guy who used to show up on _Rhoda_ as a minor character. He may have dated Brenda a bit. Young, intelligent, Jewish, easy going guy (David something?) **AMF** Selina or an Aztec Indian goddess after a night of playing with humans. 😉 **Mr Bus Guy** is a little bit portly, gray beard and wire rims, dry sense of humor and piercing gaze(over the glasses, of course!) **Polycarp** is Father O’Malley in the best Bing tradition. (Father with a shot of Richard Pryor!) **Aanamika** is Jasminder from _Bend it Like Beckham_ , when she isn’t resembling any number of the female Indian docs I know (and like–they are all younger than me, now \). **Siege** is Dame Judy Dench portraying an Anglican sister with a touch of _Sister Act_. Upthread, someone was spot on re Cecil’s pic as well as **kidchameleon** --I always think Boy George, too. ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2006, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/88 "2006-02-27T23:52:53Z")
> [@Antigen](#): > > I think **pinkfreud** must look like [this](http://www.meideinbrasilnl.blogger.com.br/PinkFreud.jpg). Nice cleavage. Seriously. Bald girls with beards need love, too. Sniff. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2006, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/89 "2006-02-28T01:10:45Z")
For some reason, I picture **Qadgop the Mercotan** as [John Lurie](http://www.ejn.it/mus/lurie.htm) in a 1930s doctor’s garb, head-reflector and all. And he smells of sulfur. **Elmwood** looks like [this](http://www.things-and-other-stuff.com/images/a-prices%20realized/Movies/watkins/0422%20james%20stewart.jpg), by way of Elwood P. Speaking of giant bunnies, I also see **Frank** as Frank the undead man-bunny. …and **twickster** is Bugs Bunny, by virtue of the trickster animal archetype combined with a speech impediment. God, I’ve got rabbits on the brain. Maybe I should see someone about that. “My name is Larry Mudd, Millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.” ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2006, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/90 "2006-02-28T01:21:10Z")
**Sampiro** has no one to blame but himself for [how I picture him.](http://www.aspipes.org/images/famous/ives.jpg) [sub](Incidentally, the website I got that pic from? [Famous pipe smokers.](http://www.aspipes.org/faq/famous.html) That amuses me far more than is proper for a man in his thirties.)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2006, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/91 "2006-02-28T02:12:22Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > **Siege** is Dame Judy Dench portraying an Anglican sister with a touch of _Sister Act_ No, with her gentleman callers, she’s a shoo-in for Blanche DuBois from _Streetcar Named Desire_. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2006, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/92 "2006-02-28T04:35:42Z")
I have [an entirely different vision](http://www.bondagerotica.com/youngfrank13.jpeg) of Qadgop. He’s the fellow on the right. Fellow on the left looks like Brain Glutton to me. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2006, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/93 "2006-02-28T15:08:30Z")
No, this is [World Eater](http://store.us.games-workshop.com/storefront/store.us?do=List_Models&code=303077&orignav=300901&ParentID=5224&GameNav=10). ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2006, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/94 "2006-02-28T15:18:12Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#): > > …and **twickster** is Bugs Bunny, by virtue of the trickster animal archetype combined with a speech impediment. More him in drag, as he was wont to appear from time to time. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2006, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/95 "2006-02-28T15:21:08Z")
[Since nobody offered to describe ME](http://www.davidburtonart.net/images/manofbronze.jpg)…well, it is every bit as accurate an image of me as most people post on the on-line dating profiles of themselves. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2006, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/96 "2006-02-28T15:48:18Z")
Sorry **Bosda** , because of the unpronounceable last name, I always pictured you as more along the lines of [this](http://www.dreamers.com/hiperesp/Artics/klingoncaribe/st3-klingons.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2006, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/97 "2006-02-28T15:48:55Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > [Since nobody offered to describe ME](http://www.davidburtonart.net/images/manofbronze.jpg)…well, it is every bit as accurate an image of me as most people post on the on-line dating profiles of themselves. 😛 Oh contraire, mon frere. I offered this way back on the first page… [QUOTE] When I see Bosda Di’ Chi of Tricor’s name I picture [Fred Armisen](http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/021031/163211__fred_l.jpg) on SNL [QUOTE] ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2006, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/98 "2006-02-28T16:09:11Z")
[QUOTE=WOOKINPANUB] Oh contraire, mon frere. I offered this way back on the first page… [QUOTE] When I see Bosda Di’ Chi of Tricor’s name I picture [Fred Armisen](http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/021031/163211__fred_l.jpg) on SNL > [@](#): > I don’t use greasy kid stuff on my hair, & I lost the mustache years ago. My hairline does not recede, nor does my brow. And his clothing is clearly the result of a misunderstanding. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2006, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/99 "2006-02-28T16:10:14Z")
> [@NurseCarmen](#): > > Sorry **Bosda** , because of the unpronounceable last name, I always pictured you as more along the lines of [this](http://www.dreamers.com/hiperesp/Artics/klingoncaribe/st3-klingons.jpg). OK, my brow doesn’t jutt forward, either… ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2006, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/100 "2006-02-28T21:23:11Z")
If anyone visualizes me as the hovering apparition of a small, thickboned, cranially challenged hominid, it’s nobody’s fault but my own. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664.md?page=6)