# Put a face on a Doper you've never seen **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 22, 2006, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664 "2006-02-22T18:57:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2006, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/101 "2006-02-28T23:01:29Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > More him in drag, as he was wont to appear from time to time. _En naturellement._ (Heya, [hot stuff](http://www.driko.org/blogicons/bugsdrag27.jpg).) ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2006, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/102 "2006-02-28T23:10:33Z")
**Askia** looks like a young Morgan Freeman. **Qadgop** is a cross between Sean Connery - as in _Finding Forrester_ - and Sir Humphrey Appleby (why can’t I remember the actor’s name?). And **Spectre** , sorry, but you’re the Monolith. 😃 **Siege** is the girl from _Top Gun_, Kelly McGinnis. **Anastaseon** reminds me of a younger Diana Dors. ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/103 "2006-03-01T00:02:33Z")
Oh look, it’s [Bricker](http://www.imdb.com/gallery/mptv/1310/Mptv/1310/0288_0111.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Peck,%20Gregory) . ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/104 "2006-03-01T00:12:23Z")
[Quartz](http://www.cameron-stewart.com/blog/thing.jpg) Though I know he is a bloke, I like to think of [her](http://homepage.mac.com/macmemo/pic/covers/MAC/MA312E.jpg) whenever I see **NurseCarmen** ’s name. ---
**Author:** ![sjc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@sjc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sjc)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/105 "2006-03-01T00:33:41Z")
> [@ArrMatey!](#): > > **Anaamika**? Aishwarya Rai. Known it since I first saw the picture. > > [http://images.easyart.com/i/prints/rw/lg/2/3/Celebrity-Image-Aishwarya-Rai-231101.jpg](http://images.easyart.com/i/prints/rw/lg/2/3/Celebrity-Image-Aishwarya-Rai-231101.jpg) That’s what I thought before I saw an actual picture of **Anaamika** , in fact it turns out she is much prettier. ---
**Author:** ![sjc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@sjc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sjc)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/106 "2006-03-01T00:43:13Z")
I doubt anyone has much of an image of me on the boards since my username is pretty boring and I don’t post that much, but many people thought I looked like [Noah Taylor](http://www.nndb.com/people/025/000048878/noah-taylor.gif) when the movie flirting came out. I think I did too, up to a point. Since then I think we’ve both grown apart appearance-wise. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/107 "2006-03-01T12:52:10Z")
Here are pictures of **Cal Meacham** from **This Island Earth** : [http://www.geocities.com/rex\_reason/islandgallery.html](http://www.geocities.com/rex_reason/islandgallery.html) But I’m obviously projecting; I don’t look anything like that. (P.S. – Cal is the one _without_ the exposed brain.) ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/108 "2006-03-01T13:00:51Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#): > > _En naturellement._ (Heya, [hot stuff](http://www.driko.org/blogicons/bugsdrag27.jpg).) Bingo. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/109 "2006-03-01T14:25:12Z")
> [@Spectre of Pithecanthropus](#): > > If anyone visualizes me as the hovering apparition of a small, thickboned, cranially challenged hominid, it’s nobody’s fault but my own. 😃 Not only that, but I always picture you appearing before a Far Side-style scientist as he prepares to examine your bones. ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/110 "2006-03-01T16:43:22Z")
> [@The Weird One](#): > > Not only that, but I always picture you appearing before a Far Side-style scientist as he prepares to examine your bones. Speaking of the Far Side I like to picture my avatar as an early scientist who first described the “Dert” molecule. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/111 "2006-03-01T19:58:52Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > Here are pictures of **Cal Meacham** from **This Island Earth** : > > [http://www.geocities.com/rex\_reason/islandgallery.html](http://www.geocities.com/rex_reason/islandgallery.html) > > But I’m obviously projecting; I don’t look anything like that. > > (P.S. – Cal is the one _without_ the exposed brain.) Incidentally, the fellow there in the picture with you? That’s **BrainGlutton**. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/112 "2006-03-01T20:56:34Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > (P.S. – Cal is the one _without_ the exposed brain.) Cite? ---
**Author:** ![UntouchedTakeaway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d78d45/32.png) [@UntouchedTakeaway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UntouchedTakeaway)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/113 "2006-03-01T23:28:13Z")
> [@Zeldar](#): > > Title says it. If you’ve seen a Doper in real life or on one of the photo threads, don’t go any further. > > This has to be a sight-unseen exercise. > > Using well-known celebrities (in the loosest sense = liable to have been seen by more than half the Dopers) with (hopefully) a link to a picture that’s close to what you see, put a face on your favorite Doper(s). > > If you can’t find a picture, or if the “celebrity” you’re seeing isn’t that well known, then paint a word picture of what that Doper looks like. Hair color, if any. Eye color. Distinguishing features. Face shape. > > In short, pretend you’re giving a description to one of those guys with the Identi-Kit so they can locate this person. Here’s me: > **[Homepage](https://www.veuveclicquot.com/en-int)** > > Please do not forward this content to persons under the legal drinking/buying age nor in countries with restrictions on alcoholic beverages. 😃 VCNJ~ ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/114 "2006-03-01T23:44:09Z")
> [@kidchameleon](#): > > Oh look, it’s [Bricker](http://www.imdb.com/gallery/mptv/1310/Mptv/1310/0288_0111.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Peck,%20Gregory) . No, Bricker looks like Rick Deckard from Do Robots Dream of Electric Sheep? Or Bladerunner. > [@sjc](#): > > That’s what I thought before I saw an actual picture of Anaamika, in fact it turns out she is much prettier. If you are saying Aishwarya is prettier than me than I agree with you. If you are somehow saying I am…well you need to get your glasses checked, but I appreciate the compliment nevertheless. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/115 "2006-03-01T23:58:14Z")
> [@Quartz](#): > > **Anastaseon** reminds me of a younger Diana Dors. :eek: I _wish_! ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/116 "2006-03-02T21:17:12Z")
[bricker](http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10204000/10204528.jpg) [Left Hand of Dorkness](http://www.dr.dk/jazz/anbefalinger/billeder/jamie_cullum/catching_tales_flad.jpg) [anastaseon](http://www.fantasykat.com/shows/Images/anastasia/Anastasia1.jpg) [Sampiro](http://www.askmen.com/men/entertainment_150/pictures_150/john_travolta/john_travolta_150.jpg) [Anaamika (please forgive my spelling if this is wrong)](http://www.leningradartist.com/7port28b.jpg) [Evil Captor](http://www.alejandrocolucci.com/images/diciembre/caligula.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/117 "2006-03-02T21:23:13Z")
> [@jali](#): > > [anastaseon](http://www.fantasykat.com/shows/Images/anastasia/Anastasia1.jpg) Why, yes, I _am_ forbidden. (There’s a “Forbidden” message when I click the link). ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/118 "2006-03-02T21:27:41Z")
[Askia](http://www.gothamist.com/images/2004_12_shaft-thumb.jpg) [Nurse Carmen - I know you’re a guy, but this is what I always see](http://www.caindiefest.com/images/People/rita_moreno_medium.gif) [Eleanor Rigby](http://www.photoworld-online.com/pics8/eledon.jpg) [kid chameleon](http://members.aol.com/hempmastertoff/kidrockcover5.gif) ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/119 "2006-03-02T21:29:23Z")
> [@Anastasaeon](#): > > Why, yes, I _am_ forbidden. > > (There’s a “Forbidden” message when I click the link). Don’t know why - It’s a movie poster of the animated film “Anastasia”. That’s how i see you. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/120 "2006-03-02T21:40:29Z")
> [@jali](#): > > Don’t know why - It’s a movie poster of the animated film “Anastasia”. That’s how i see you. Ahhhh, well that I do know. I do kind of look like that. With that look on my face. All the time. With a more lopsided mouth. And bigger, googlier eyes. And floppier hair. And more drool. [Like this](http://img427.imageshack.us/img427/4852/me1dk.jpg). 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664.md?page=7)