# Put a face on a Doper you've never seen **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 22, 2006, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664 "2006-02-22T18:57:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/121 "2006-03-03T00:04:28Z")
Does this mean I have a sex tape possibly coming out soon? ---
**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/122 "2006-03-03T00:14:48Z")
I’m convinced that I’m invisible. Yeah, that’s it. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/123 "2006-03-03T00:23:50Z")
[QUOTE=jali [Eleanor Rigby] ([http://www.photoworld-online.com/pics8/eledon.jpg](http://www.photoworld-online.com/pics8/eledon.jpg)) [/QUOTE] Hey! That’s Ellie from Mayberry (the Andy Griffith Show)–her real name was Elinor, if memory serves. At least I’m not faceless, holding a jar, sitting by a door… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/124 "2006-03-03T00:25:11Z")
Christ on a cracker, I messed that up. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/125 "2006-03-03T00:33:22Z")
> [@YaWanna](#): > > I’m convinced that I’m invisible. Yeah, that’s it. Naw, you’re right [here](http://www.hellary.co.uk/gallery/displayimage.php?album=27&pos=11) . ---
**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/126 "2006-03-03T00:34:27Z")
> [@kidchameleon](#): > > Naw, you’re right [here](http://www.hellary.co.uk/gallery/displayimage.php?album=27&pos=11) . Oh, dear. Won’t my husband be surprised! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/127 "2006-03-03T02:22:37Z")
Whatever you’re thinking, I kinda look like [this gal.](http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0451452763/qid=1141352410/sr=2-3/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_3/104-9418179-7685534?s=books&v=glance&n=283155) …except for the wardrobe! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/128 "2006-03-03T02:38:16Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#): > > [Quartz](http://www.cameron-stewart.com/blog/thing.jpg) > Though I know he is a bloke, I like to think of [her](http://homepage.mac.com/macmemo/pic/covers/MAC/MA312E.jpg) whenever I see **NurseCarmen** ’s name. yeah, i think that’s why he has his screenname like that…with the “nurse” and all… i fell into that trap once… …once… um…uh…how bout them bears? yeah!..um…want more…beer? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/129 "2006-03-03T02:39:20Z")
> [@vivalostwages](#): > > Whatever you’re thinking, I kinda look like > > [this gal.](http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0451452763/qid=1141352410/sr=2-3/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_3/104-9418179-7685534?s=books&v=glance&n=283155) …except for the wardrobe! aw, what’s wrong with the shirt? you’ve got it half right…at least the half that’s already nonexistent. i kinda wanna see what everyone would think of me. should be good for a giggle. mayhaps i’m too new 'round these parts. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/130 "2006-03-03T03:13:38Z")
I’m probably closest to [this](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/74/Ff_kaylee.jpg/180px-Ff_kaylee.jpg) in real life. But I do like [this](http://www.dace.co.uk/painting/aphrodite/aphrodite_3.jpg) representation… 😉 (mildly NSFW) ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/131 "2006-03-03T13:27:15Z")
> [@YaWanna](#): > > Oh, dear. Won’t my husband be surprised! It was all about the eyebrow thing. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/132 "2006-03-03T14:03:42Z")
[Roger Thornhill](http://www.anenglishmanscastle.com/images/torygun.jpg) [Left Hand of Dorkness](http://www.signonsandiego.com/uniontrib/20050522/images/arts_spaceballs.jpg) [Scylla](http://films.blog.lemonde.fr/photos/uncategorized/colonelblimp.jpg) [Sampiro](http://www.thevampiresdentist.co.za/Charl.jpg) [Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor](http://spockswomanjz.20fr.com/images/spock_2.jpg) (I always think the username is Bosnian Tricorder for some reason) [biggirl](http://www.fashiondish.com/issues/images/jun0200images/Nia%20Long%20500.jpg) [Martin Hyde](http://www.worth1000.com/entries/13500/13501_w.jpg) [Earl Snake-hips Tucker](http://www.riverwalk.org/proglist/showpromo/shimmy8.jpg) (on left) ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/133 "2006-03-03T14:22:29Z")
> [@Knowed Out](#): > > Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor (I always think the username is Bosnian Tricorder for some reason) Aaand the Kid chokes. 'Remote Linking Forbidden". 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/134 "2006-03-03T16:39:31Z")
[LOUNE](http://www.kaizensushibar.com/TreehouseComments_files/loune.gif) looks like this, but is that Least Original User Name Ever? I don’t know, from his posts I think he’s a dude. ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/135 "2006-03-03T16:48:00Z")
[CajunMan](http://members.aol.com/drg4/xbiggambit.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/136 "2006-03-03T17:03:39Z")
> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#): > > i fell into that trap once… > …once… > > um…uh…how bout them bears? yeah!..um…want more…beer? Sure, I’ll take a cold one hon. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/137 "2006-03-03T18:12:14Z")
> [@jali](#): > > [CajunMan](http://members.aol.com/drg4/xbiggambit.jpg) No, more like [THIS](http://www.myuselessknowledge.com/joe/G-HBIO2.gif). ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/138 "2006-03-03T19:13:10Z")
> [@jali](#): > > [CajunMan](http://members.aol.com/drg4/xbiggambit.jpg) Cajun Man is Justin Wilson, I ga-ron-tee. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/139 "2006-03-03T19:16:32Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#): > > [LOUNE](http://www.kaizensushibar.com/TreehouseComments_files/loune.gif) looks like this, but is that Least Original User Name Ever? I don’t know, from his posts I think he’s a dude. christ almighty, if that were me…i’d never leave the house i’m definitely a dude. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664/140 "2006-03-03T19:19:06Z")
by the way, we should do the sister thread to this…the “this is the celebrity i most look like/have been told i look like” thread that may be fun too [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-face-on-a-doper-youve-never-seen/345664.md?page=8)