# Put a ring on the worst earworm I've had in a while

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-ring-on-the-worst-earworm-ive-had-in-a-while/527760>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 5, 2010, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-ring-on-the-worst-earworm-ive-had-in-a-while/527760 "2010-02-05T03:49:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-ring-on-the-worst-earworm-ive-had-in-a-while/527760/1 "2010-02-05T03:49:07Z")

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courtesy of [Beyoncé](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyHVQT8aIBM).

All morning, every morning for three straight days. I’m not sure I even like the song. Gah! :mad:

She wins her Grammys through mind control, I’m certain of it now.

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**Author:** ![statsman1982](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@statsman1982](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/statsman1982)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-ring-on-the-worst-earworm-ive-had-in-a-while/527760/2 "2010-02-05T06:05:57Z")

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Ah, don’t pay it any atteeeention…

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-ring-on-the-worst-earworm-ive-had-in-a-while/527760/3 "2010-02-05T06:19:01Z")

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[And here’s a version that isn’t blocked in my country.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m1EFMoRFvY) Goddamn, I hate that shit. Worldwide fucking web, America. :mad:

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**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-ring-on-the-worst-earworm-ive-had-in-a-while/527760/4 "2010-02-05T06:22:20Z")

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For **Koxinga**

[http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/problem.gif](http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/problem.gif)

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**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-ring-on-the-worst-earworm-ive-had-in-a-while/527760/5 "2010-02-05T06:22:57Z")

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If you want an eye-worm to go with the ear-worm… \<hey, they might cancel each other out!\>  
(Unfortunately, I saw this video before I’d ever heard the song by itself, so I’m permanently afflicted with this mental image every time I hear it ☹ \>

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/LBC7pilGoPc/hqdefault.jpg "Beyonce & Justin Timberlake - Single ladie (Full version)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBC7pilGoPc)

Timberlake+Beyonce=AAAARGHHH!!!

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-ring-on-the-worst-earworm-ive-had-in-a-while/527760/6 "2010-02-05T06:24:16Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> [And here’s a version that isn’t blocked in my country.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m1EFMoRFvY) Goddamn, I hate that shit. Worldwide fucking web, America. :mad:

And that version is blocked where I am in Asia. Now that’s irony.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-ring-on-the-worst-earworm-ive-had-in-a-while/527760/7 "2010-02-05T06:50:42Z")

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> [@Koxinga](#):
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> courtesy of [Beyoncé](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyHVQT8aIBM).

I’ma let you finish, but don’t you think that’s one of the best videos of all time?

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-ring-on-the-worst-earworm-ive-had-in-a-while/527760/8 "2010-02-05T07:03:02Z")

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> [@jjimm](#):
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> I’ma let you finish, but don’t you think that’s one of the best videos of all time?

Well, no.

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**Author:** ![Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hazle_Weatherfield)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-ring-on-the-worst-earworm-ive-had-in-a-while/527760/9 "2010-02-05T07:11:53Z")

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I do. The editing, the lighting, the dancing…unbelievable, actually.

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-ring-on-the-worst-earworm-ive-had-in-a-while/527760/10 "2010-02-05T07:22:38Z")

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It’s OK, but it’s no a-ha.

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**Author:** ![Kozmik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8dc957/32.png) [@Kozmik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kozmik)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-ring-on-the-worst-earworm-ive-had-in-a-while/527760/11 "2010-02-05T07:41:44Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> [And here’s a version that isn’t blocked in my country.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m1EFMoRFvY) Goddamn, I hate that shit. Worldwide fucking web, America. :mad:

Viva VEVO! :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-ring-on-the-worst-earworm-ive-had-in-a-while/527760/12 "2010-02-05T08:02:50Z")

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Oddly enough, going straight through YT rather than following a link, lets you get to Vevo’s channel, which will actually play the exact same video (although with a different URL).

So, it’s even more insane than it looks.

On another note, I was kind of hoping the song in the OP would be Irreplaceable, not Single Ladies, so I could put the ring on it with [this mashup](http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_cf00XOTMyNDc2MA==.html). (The other song is Hey My Friend, by Tommy heavenly6, the mashup’s by dj lobsterdust. It really improves Irreplaceable, because Tommy \>\>\>\>\> Beyonce.) Not a YouTube link, since, while I know a copy of the song exists there…it’s blocked in Canada. Not deleted for unauthorized use…no, the message is ‘no longer available in your country’.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-ring-on-the-worst-earworm-ive-had-in-a-while/527760/13 "2010-02-05T08:16:27Z")

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> [@Hazle\_Weatherfield](#):
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> I do. The editing, the lighting, the dancing…unbelievable, actually.

Actually I agree too. Once you get over the slightly weird setup, it’s pretty amazing.

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**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-ring-on-the-worst-earworm-ive-had-in-a-while/527760/14 "2010-02-05T14:25:54Z")

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Yesterday all day I had “All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth” stuck in my head all day. God knows why. I had finally gotten rid of it when this thread came up and bam - back in.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-ring-on-the-worst-earworm-ive-had-in-a-while/527760/15 "2010-02-05T16:51:48Z")

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> [@Koxinga](#):
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> And that version is blocked where I am in Asia. Now that’s irony.

::Shakes fist at the video decision-makers in the world who are getting in the way of our surfing pleasure::

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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-ring-on-the-worst-earworm-ive-had-in-a-while/527760/16 "2010-02-05T18:29:28Z")

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Just listen to another song. That always works for me.

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**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-ring-on-the-worst-earworm-ive-had-in-a-while/527760/17 "2010-02-05T18:46:14Z")

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When I got engaged my Facebook status update was, “Rand liked it so he went and put a ring on it.”

I thought I was clever.

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**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-ring-on-the-worst-earworm-ive-had-in-a-while/527760/18 "2010-02-05T19:43:36Z")

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Just listen to / watch Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance”

```
                  . . . "rah rah ah ah ahhhhh

                           Roma ro ma ma

                            Gaga oh la la. . ."
```

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**Author:** ![mariposalabrown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ad7895/32.png) [@mariposalabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mariposalabrown)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-ring-on-the-worst-earworm-ive-had-in-a-while/527760/19 "2010-02-05T19:47:06Z")

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(RAH)² (AH)³ + [ROMA (1+MA)] + (GA)² + (OOH)(LA)²= Bad Romance

I used to like Phoenix, but that car commercial with their song in it has sent me over the edge. Fallin Fallin Falliiiinnnn… Shoot me please.

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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-a-ring-on-the-worst-earworm-ive-had-in-a-while/527760/20 "2010-02-05T20:04:34Z")

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I kinda like the song, so I don’t mind having it in my head for a while.  
And I’ll watch Beyonce dance any old day. 😉

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