# Put de lime in de coconut...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-de-lime-in-de-coconut/91868>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 6, 2001, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-de-lime-in-de-coconut/91868 "2001-11-06T21:42:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-de-lime-in-de-coconut/91868/1 "2001-11-06T21:42:48Z")

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… and drink it all up  
Put de lime in de coconut  
Called de doctor, woke 'im up…

I’ve had this song going through my head ever since I watched _Reservoir Dogs_ on Sunday.

Nothing for Cafe Society to discuss. Just something mundane and pointless I wanted to share.

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**Author:** ![Mystery\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@Mystery\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mystery_Dog)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-de-lime-in-de-coconut/91868/2 "2001-11-06T21:47:27Z")

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It’s a small world after all  
It’s a small world after all  
It’s a small world after all  
It’s a small, small world

There. That ought to get rid of whatever was previously going through your head.

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**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-de-lime-in-de-coconut/91868/3 "2001-11-06T21:48:39Z")

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Said “Doctor, is dere noting I can take?”  
“Doctor, is dere noting I can take?”  
“Doctor, is dere noting I can take?”  
“Doctor, to relieve dis belly-ache?”

You put de lime in de coconut and dring dem bof togedder.  
Put de lime in de coconut, den you feel bedder.

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**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-de-lime-in-de-coconut/91868/4 "2001-11-06T21:54:16Z")

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B Double E Double R-U-N Beer Run  
B Double E Double R-U-N Beeeer Ruuun  
All we need is a ten and a fiver  
A car and the keys and a sober driver  
B Double E Double R-U-N Beer Run

I’ve had this in my head all day and it’s driving me freakin’ nuts!

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**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-de-lime-in-de-coconut/91868/5 "2001-11-06T21:55:16Z")

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I feel your pain Johnny.  
Whenever my mind getsa song playing like a broken record, I always feel like there are  
clowns to the left of me  
jokers to my right  
and here I am  
stuck in the middle with you

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**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-de-lime-in-de-coconut/91868/6 "2001-11-06T22:08:48Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by scredle \*  
> \*\*stuck in the middle with you \*\*

Aaaaargh! Now I have the friggin’ _Simpsons_ parody of that scene with _Itchy and Scratchy_. At least Itchy lopped off Quentin Tarentino’s head with a straight razor at the end.

\<exits twisting down to the mail room humming _Miserlou_\>

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-de-lime-in-de-coconut/91868/7 "2001-11-06T22:21:35Z")

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What do you do with a drunken **sailor**?  
What do you do with a drunken **sailor**?  
What do you do with a drunken **sailor**?  
Early in the morning  
[sub]yes, I read a post by sailor previous to this thread, and that verse has been trapped in me noggin’ ever since[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Tycho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@Tycho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tycho)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-de-lime-in-de-coconut/91868/8 "2001-11-06T22:24:04Z")

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[http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/clipserve/B000002OK3001015/202-5763177-0107867](http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/clipserve/B000002OK3001015/202-5763177-0107867)

A small sample, for those who have no clue what the hell we’re on about.

[sub]I hope that works[/sub]

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**Author:** ![KP235](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de0a6/32.png) [@KP235](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KP235)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-de-lime-in-de-coconut/91868/9 "2001-11-06T23:48:43Z")

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Now let me get this strait…  
You put de lime in de coconut and drink em all up?

Thanks **JohnnyLA** , now you got this stuck in my head too!

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-de-lime-in-de-coconut/91868/10 "2001-11-07T04:27:57Z")

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So I go to belly dance class tonight and we start the warmup. Apparently my teacher is in an interesting mood, because when she starts the second song, I hear

_Put de lime in de coconut  
and drink it all up  
Put de lime in de coconut  
Called de doctor, woke 'im up…_

As for the third song?

_I don’t know why I came here tonight  
I got the feeling that something ain’t right…_

I just started laughing.

Wow, board and RL synchronicity. 😃

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**Author:** ![OxyMoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9a140/32.png) [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-de-lime-in-de-coconut/91868/11 "2001-11-07T05:33:19Z")

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**You’re such a silly woman!**

(even if you’re male…) 🙂

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-de-lime-in-de-coconut/91868/12 "2001-11-08T03:44:09Z")

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What confuses me is this: I have a 25-cd disk changer, and one afternoon I set it up to play random songs, then walked out of the room, leaving the door open. That song played, and it was over before I returned to the room. I don’t think I **have** a cd with that song on it, so it was sort of spooky… I suppose it could have been on a soundtrack, but I didn’t see it listed on any of them.

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-de-lime-in-de-coconut/91868/13 "2001-11-08T06:10:38Z")

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Am I the only one thinking of that little diddy Homer sang on his hammock? (to the same tune as that coconut thingy)

something along the lines of:  
Homer: You pour the beer in the glass and you throw the can away(throws away can, hits Fladers)  
Flanders: Homer!  
Homer: You throw the can away! (repeats)  
Flanders: I said Homer!

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**Author:** ![Heloise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e36b37/32.png) [@Heloise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heloise)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-de-lime-in-de-coconut/91868/14 "2001-11-08T06:20:57Z")

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I actually have the muppet version on one of my cds. I love that song.

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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-de-lime-in-de-coconut/91868/15 "2001-11-08T08:05:49Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Heloise \*  
> \*\*I actually have the muppet version on one of my cds. I love that song. \*\*

Right on, **Heloise**! I was coming in this thread specifically to see if anyone had mentioned the Muppet version.  
Whenever I sing this song, I sing it in a Kermit voice. 😃

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-de-lime-in-de-coconut/91868/16 "2001-11-08T17:09:18Z")

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**Heloise** is beautiful _and_ cool! 🙂

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**Author:** ![MrVisible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@MrVisible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrVisible)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-de-lime-in-de-coconut/91868/17 "2001-11-08T17:15:10Z")

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Now I have a bellyache.

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**Author:** ![CheapBastid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8baadc/32.png) [@CheapBastid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheapBastid)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-de-lime-in-de-coconut/91868/18 "2001-11-08T18:38:50Z")

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[best Brak voice]  
_Ba-ba-la-la-da!  
This is the song that never ends,  
It just goes on and on, my friends.  
Some people started singing it not knowin’ what it was,  
And they’ll just keep on singin’ it forever just because-  
This is the song that never ends, ba-la-la-la-da,  
It just goes on and on, my friends, ba-la-la-…_  
[/best Brak voice]
