# Put on pants.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-on-pants/807385>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 24, 2018, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-on-pants/807385 "2018-01-24T16:07:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-on-pants/807385/21 "2018-01-25T05:49:39Z")

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One can often have more fun with pants off than with them on.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-on-pants/807385/22 "2018-01-25T06:10:55Z")

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Pants are subjective.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-on-pants/807385/23 "2018-01-25T13:51:35Z")

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_Pants_

_Catches breath, sighs . . ._

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-on-pants/807385/24 "2018-01-25T21:51:31Z")

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Briefs before pants, unless you are a lawyer. Or a superhero. But for different reasons.

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