# put the nastiest image into your head **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 3, 2001, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-the-nastiest-image-into-your-head/91360 "2001-11-03T23:01:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Balduran](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cc9497/32.png) [@Balduran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balduran)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-the-nastiest-image-into-your-head/91360/1 "2001-11-03T23:01:51Z")
Yer Gramma jerking off with a cucumber. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-the-nastiest-image-into-your-head/91360/2 "2001-11-03T23:51:05Z")
Rush Limbaugh getting head from a thong wearing Strom Thurmond. ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-the-nastiest-image-into-your-head/91360/3 "2001-11-04T00:04:59Z")
Every time you post something on the SDMB, every other poster laughs hysterically at how immature/obvious/ungrammatical/tactless/stupid it is… ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-the-nastiest-image-into-your-head/91360/4 "2001-11-04T05:28:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\*Rush Limbaugh getting head from a thong wearing Strom Thurmond. \*\* :eek::eek::eek::eek: Why did I open this thread? I knew what was going to be in it. I have no one to blame but myself. ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-the-nastiest-image-into-your-head/91360/5 "2001-11-04T07:35:07Z")
[semi-hijack] i bet **Eutychus55** is gonna join in soon with a really self-deprecating post about himself… [/semi-hijack] hmmm… nastiest image, eh? how about a nice big slug salad, with squished cockroaches and mangled mouse brains and ant sprinkles all over the caterpillar-guts dressing? that nasty enough? (you can tell i’m obsessed with bugs. i swear, they’re the easiest way to gross people out. that’s why i like 'em :D) ---
**Author:** ![moronmountain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@moronmountain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moronmountain)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-the-nastiest-image-into-your-head/91360/6 "2001-11-04T07:43:20Z")
Bugs are not _that_ disgusting… Mentioning to someone that their parents did the “horizontal mambo” or “the backseat boogie” or the “child cha-cha” in order to give birth to them, often grosses people out. Or just imagine Janet Reno publishing an illustrated Kama Sutra picture-book featuring such stars as Rob Reiner and Jabba the Hut. But hey, “whatever a man and a woman and another woman with a penis and a midget do to a donkey is their own business.” [sub]I will forever respect who ever can tell me where I got that quote from. I know who said it, I’m just testing you other 'Dopers.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-the-nastiest-image-into-your-head/91360/7 "2001-11-04T07:56:44Z")
\*\* But hey, “whatever a man and a woman and another woman with a penis and a midget do to a donkey is their own business.”\*\* Dave Attell * * * ~She’s not crazy, just a little misunderstood… -Better Than Ezra ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-the-nastiest-image-into-your-head/91360/8 "2001-11-04T08:11:08Z")
I’m trying to come up with a sentence with “Ronald Reagan” and “anal beads” in it, but it just isn’t happening for me. Oh well. ---
**Author:** ![naughtysiggie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c4cdca/32.png) [@naughtysiggie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naughtysiggie)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-the-nastiest-image-into-your-head/91360/9 "2001-11-04T08:52:46Z")
I am reading a book right now called Darkside…It’s supposed to be horror, but it’s most just grossness. It’s a book of short stories. One imparticular grosses me out considerably much. It is entitled “The Stick Woman” by Edward Lee. The story is about a woman that marries a man and he turns out not to be what she suspects. He ends up hiding her in the basement for years and years. Each night he makes her come down and I will not go into detail, but it involves fecal matter. Anyway, the story proceeds and if you wanna hear what happens at the end, get the book. It is gross. That is probably the grossiest thing I could have in my head. ---
**Author:** ![Balduran](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cc9497/32.png) [@Balduran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balduran)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-the-nastiest-image-into-your-head/91360/10 "2001-11-04T16:16:26Z")
**Bugs are not that disgusting…** Sounds like someone hasn’t been a host to an infestation! One apartment I lived had all sorts of guests. One day we decided to do something about the roaches. The first few I saw were quite amusing actually (I even made a little paper saddle for one). Cans of Raid and a special “Roach Stick”. The stick became a gooey mess in short order and after about an hour of this I had to run from the place. The ones that are in places you don’t expect are the worst, ants in your raisins, weevils in your cereal … Then there was the morning that I found maggots expanding radially from the garbage like some sort of wrigling electromagnetics experiment. You should be able to guess who our next visitors were after the maggots. Good thing we had a crossbreeze in that place. ---
**Author:** ![Glenoled](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c0e974/32.png) [@Glenoled](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glenoled)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-the-nastiest-image-into-your-head/91360/11 "2001-11-04T16:58:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TheLoadedDog \* > \*\*I’m trying to come up with a sentence with “Ronald Reagan” and “anal beads” in it, but it just isn’t happening for me. Oh well. \*\* **SHUDDER** I think it DID happen… you just had to suggest an association of those two things… \<\\> Glenoled ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-the-nastiest-image-into-your-head/91360/12 "2001-11-04T17:05:16Z")
Six words: House of Commons orgy. Plus Senate. ---
**Author:** ![Balduran](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cc9497/32.png) [@Balduran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balduran)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-the-nastiest-image-into-your-head/91360/13 "2001-11-04T17:12:00Z")
Hey Stock, where’s your party whip? ---
**Author:** ![Khampelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Khampelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khampelf)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-the-nastiest-image-into-your-head/91360/14 "2001-11-04T23:40:27Z")
What about a Macrame plant hanger made of Sister Theresa’s Pubic hair? That would be a disturbing thing. Or finding a rabies tag, in your Lo Mein? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-the-nastiest-image-into-your-head/91360/15 "2001-11-04T23:46:42Z")
**~_~sTeFi BeAr 4EvR~_~** Member Registered: November 2001 Posts: 16 ~_~_~lyke, i notised some peepl hear r gay and stuf, and lyke, thats grosss and rong. i dont haet gay peepl but lyke, its reelie gross and lyke u can go 2 hell and lyke stuff. so lyke, u should not b gay cuz its icky and bad\*~_~_~_~_~\*~ * * * JoEy N’ LaNcE 4 EVR!!! Now tell me that if you saw that kind of post, you wouldn’t be tossing your cookies all over the keyboard. Well, either that or goat sec. ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-the-nastiest-image-into-your-head/91360/16 "2001-11-04T23:56:44Z")
BLOOOOOAAAAARRGGHH! OK, OK, **Guin** is the winner. I thought I was doing good with Reagan’s sphincter, but somebody just had to go one better (or worse). Can we close this thread now? I’m scared. I want to go home, and I need my mum. :eek: :eek: :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-the-nastiest-image-into-your-head/91360/17 "2001-11-05T00:10:26Z")
_takes a bow, accepts roses thrown to her_ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-the-nastiest-image-into-your-head/91360/18 "2001-11-05T00:59:48Z")
Well, since I get this image every time I see the thread title, you’re just going to have to suffer with me. A dead squirrel in the grass next to where you are mowing… moves. Well, perhaps “heaves” is a better word. The carcass heaves again and the skin folds over to reveal that the body beneath the skin has been completely replaced with squirming white maggots. And yes, this happened to me. I was not more than three feet away from the squirrel when it happened. And the image pops up in my mind sporadically, just to nauseate me. BTW, thanks a lot. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-the-nastiest-image-into-your-head/91360/19 "2001-11-05T02:09:05Z")
That goatse site. [No I’m not linking to it.] ---
**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-the-nastiest-image-into-your-head/91360/20 "2001-11-05T02:12:41Z")
Jax Ashby :::shudder::: [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-the-nastiest-image-into-your-head/91360.md?page=2)