# Put your penis ‘tween her boobies.. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 30, 2001, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-your-penis-tween-her-boobies/63868 "2001-04-30T16:17:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-your-penis-tween-her-boobies/63868/61 "2001-08-24T23:37:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bughunter \* > **lady bug does this for me a lot, and is certainly well equipped for it. I actually like it better than receiving oral sex. [sub]Umm… from her anyway.[/sub]** :rolleyes: Dude, that’s why you ask her to take her dentures out, or barring that work on her technique. Fairy Princess Kitty, I’ve been looking for someone to help me test some uh, custom leather goods. You game? ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-your-penis-tween-her-boobies/63868/62 "2001-08-24T23:40:51Z")
Hmmm… custom leather goods… sounds like fun, although I do prefer leopard print and _deep sigh_ I just sent my collar away to get a nice little engraved name tag on it. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-your-penis-tween-her-boobies/63868/63 "2001-08-24T23:50:44Z")
> [@](#): > > **Dude, that’s why you ask her to take her dentures out, or barring that work on her technique.** Well, she has all of her teeth, and the last time I told her her technique was not up to standard, I didn’t get any for many, many moons. And any time the subject of fellato came up, I was in trouble again. No thanks. I take care not to repeat such mistakes. And truthfully, I much prefer giving oral sex, anyway. If the girl wants to do something with her hands (or mouth or boobs) while I’m at it, that’s fine, but she should beware the risks. That weapon is loaded, and a round is in the chamber! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-your-penis-tween-her-boobies/63868/64 "2001-08-24T23:56:04Z")
Kitty, I guess that means I wouldn’t be conducting the tests myself anyway. My loss. ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-your-penis-tween-her-boobies/63868/65 "2001-08-25T00:18:28Z")
I wouldn’t say that we can’t have fun together… you just can’t harm the merchandise too much. This little kitten doesn’t have a very jealous owner. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-your-penis-tween-her-boobies/63868/66 "2001-08-25T00:23:59Z")
I would **never** harm the merchandise. Make it tingle. Give it a nice warm pink glow. Decorate with some candle wax and clothes pins maybe but never harm. ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-your-penis-tween-her-boobies/63868/67 "2001-08-25T00:37:10Z")
_a content little purr rumbles in her throat_ Glowing and tingling sound quite nice and I’m sure that a nice of decoration is in order. Of course we’d have to start on the proper canvas so I take it that showing up in handcuffs and a matching collar(yes, I have more than one) would be in order? Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-your-penis-tween-her-boobies/63868/68 "2001-08-25T00:40:38Z")
Anyone else talking about matching cuffs and collar would be talking about hair color 😃 Or at least according to one of John Waters lines when he was on _The Simpsons_. I do love a woman who is color coordinated. Yes, I would find that totally appropriate. ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-your-penis-tween-her-boobies/63868/69 "2001-08-25T00:53:50Z")
For your information, I do happen to be color coordinated, so there. _drops into a kneeling position at his feet_ It will be as you wish. Would you like me to fetch these custom leather goods, that you spoke of, for you? Kitty ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-your-penis-tween-her-boobies/63868/70 "2001-08-25T01:24:40Z")
Ohhhh gawd… :::crossing and uncrossing her legs frustratingly::: **foxboy** is out of town too…dammit… :::still crossing and uncrossing her legs…:::: ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-your-penis-tween-her-boobies/63868/71 "2001-08-25T02:03:56Z")
Get a room, guys! ---
**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-your-penis-tween-her-boobies/63868/72 "2001-08-25T02:32:07Z")
Most of the guys with whom I’ve gotten intimate have wanted to experience it with me…I’m on the well-endowed side, I guess that helps. I like the visual and seeing my partner being pleased, of course. The sensation itself is nice, but I don’t think I could orgasm from a TF. A TF with lots of nipple action is an entirely different story 😉 OK, I’ll shut up now. ---
**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-your-penis-tween-her-boobies/63868/73 "2001-08-25T02:36:28Z")
Dammit, I’m horny now. Any volunteers? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-your-penis-tween-her-boobies/63868/74 "2001-08-25T02:56:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cosmopolitan \* > \*\*Dammit, I’m horny now. Any volunteers? 😉 \*\* What discriminating taste you have. Shall the perspectives simply queue up, or are you going to be narrowing down the volunteers with an essay question? ---
**Author:** ![lee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lee/32/7455_2.png) [@lee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lee)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-your-penis-tween-her-boobies/63868/75 "2001-08-25T04:37:42Z")
The best position for this that i have found is me laying on my back with my head, long hair and all, hanging over the side of our tall kingsize bed. Hubby stands, straddling my head leanging forward and nestles his cock between my H cups. I place my trusty vibrator pressed against the hood of my clit and can usually manage at least one of my orgasms to coincide with his. I love to see his chubby, hairy butt flex with each thrust. ---
**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-your-penis-tween-her-boobies/63868/76 "2001-08-25T04:45:50Z")
I was thinking that it would be an oral exam, Waverly. (oh, you knew that was coming…no pun intended) ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-your-penis-tween-her-boobies/63868/77 "2001-08-25T05:45:46Z")
Now, now, **Guano** , if they want to act out their desires in front of horny voyeurs (incidentally, the best kind), please, let them do so. ::adjusts the focus:: Okay, continue. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-your-penis-tween-her-boobies/63868/78 "2001-08-25T07:06:28Z")
That is one sexual act that offers no allure at all, IMHO. I think it’s …well, ridiculous. But to each his own I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-your-penis-tween-her-boobies/63868/79 "2001-08-25T08:16:43Z")
Well I started to say I’d be glad to show one of the many ladies who haven’t tried this, what it’s like. Then I realized I’ve already had sex four different times today. And the fact that I’m still horny, I think I’m addicted to sex. hardygrrl—if your out there you should punish me, I’ve been a bad boy. ---
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-your-penis-tween-her-boobies/63868/80 "2001-08-25T16:22:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lee \* > **The best position for this that i have found is me laying on my back with my head, long hair and all, hanging over the side of our tall kingsize bed.** Oh. My. GOD! I just got done with Saturday morning nookie, and now I gotta go for a repeat. Thanks, **lee**! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-your-penis-tween-her-boobies/63868.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/put-your-penis-tween-her-boobies/63868.md?page=5)