# Putty World

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/putty-world/172451>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 1, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/putty-world/172451 "2003-05-01T19:08:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![FabioClone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5f8ce5/32.png) [@FabioClone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FabioClone)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/putty-world/172451/1 "2003-05-01T19:08:20Z")

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I think I first saw the ad on the Straight Dope Homepage, but no matter how many times I try to refresh, it never comes back. I caught a brief glimpse of a banner ad for “Crazy Aaron’s PuttyWorld.” It was so odd and brief that I’d wondered if I’d imagined it. Suspecting I was crazy and wanting to know for sure, I called upon the full power of Google.  
Believe it or not, there is an honest-to-god [puttyworld.com](http://puttyworld.com). It’s a website that has nothing but putty. It completely astounds me that there can be a buisness based around putty. I knew that putty was versitile, but I had no idea.  
What’s more, the website has pictures of people doing bizarre things with putty.

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[This guy](http://lib1.store.vip.sc5.yahoo.com/lib/puttyworld/12210028.jpg) looks like he has his wang wrapped around his waist.

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[This nice lady](http://lib1.store.vip.sc5.yahoo.com/lib/puttyworld/12210020.jpg) looks like she’s about to bring a big freaking lump of putty down onto the head of some unsuspecting victim.  
[And these people](http://lib1.store.vip.sc5.yahoo.com/lib/puttyworld/12210016.jpg) look like they are about to start some sort of cultish ritual.

Jesus, that’s a lot of putty.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/putty-world/172451/2 "2003-05-01T19:46:09Z")

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Well. That’s just _silly_.

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**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/putty-world/172451/3 "2003-05-01T19:46:15Z")

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Thank you so very much, I just blew $68 on two pounds of glow in the dark silly putty. (They have a bulk order page, heh… [http://www.puttyworld.com/bulthinput.html](http://www.puttyworld.com/bulthinput.html)

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**Author:** ![FabioClone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5f8ce5/32.png) [@FabioClone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FabioClone)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/putty-world/172451/4 "2003-05-01T20:12:30Z")

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If you don’t mind me asking, what are you planning to do with all that putty? I think I would be frightened to have two pounds of quivering, oddly intelligent putty in my home. What if it develops awareness and devours you in your sleep? The last thing you’ll see will be the eerie glow before it consumes you.

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/putty-world/172451/5 "2003-05-04T04:38:12Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by FabioClone \*  
> \*\*If you don’t mind me asking, what are you planning to do with all that putty? \*\*

Have a putty-putty party, of course!

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**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/putty-world/172451/6 "2003-05-04T10:16:58Z")

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[Puttyworld.com](http://Puttyworld.com) has brought back some splendid childhood memories 😉 Well, I’m off to the checkout, nice work \*\* FabioClone! \*\*

Woohoo

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**Author:** ![FabioClone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5f8ce5/32.png) [@FabioClone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FabioClone)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/putty-world/172451/7 "2003-05-04T14:32:46Z")

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Huh. Well I guess there _is_ a demand for massive amounts of putty. Once again, my conception of the world is proven to be totally and utterly wrong. Enjoy your putty responsibly.

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**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/putty-world/172451/8 "2003-05-04T15:31:36Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by FabioClone \*  
> **Believe it or not, there is an honest-to-god [puttyworld.com](http://puttyworld.com).**

There’s also a [Grout Museum](http://www.groutmuseumdistrict.org/).

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> **Unearth the treasures of the past and gaze into the future at the Grout Museum District. You’ll be surrounded by history and astounded by what is yet to come as you explore the world through interactive displays and hands-on exhibits.**

It’s not as peculiar, unfortunately.
