# Puzzle - what you're not. **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [August 1, 2008, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puzzle-what-youre-not/458484 "2008-08-01T13:19:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2008, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puzzle-what-youre-not/458484/21 "2008-08-03T02:31:50Z")
[QUOTE=Scarlett67] I am Spartacus! [/QUOTE] No, _I’m_ Spartacus! ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2008, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puzzle-what-youre-not/458484/22 "2008-08-03T02:53:55Z")
[QUOTE=Cisco] You’re on the right track. I think I nailed it in post #11. [/QUOTE] I have a hard time seeing how Sigmund Freud fits that solution. “Dammit, I’m a doctor, not a…er…different kind of doctor!” ---
**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2008, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puzzle-what-youre-not/458484/23 "2008-08-03T04:18:17Z")
I Am That I Am. Thus you shall say to the children of Israel, I AM has sent me to you. ---
**Author:** ![Indistinguishable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/90ced4/32.png) [@Indistinguishable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indistinguishable)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2008, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puzzle-what-youre-not/458484/24 "2008-08-03T04:26:13Z")
I am what I yam. I’m Popeye the sailor man! Clearly, this riddle plays on a certain stock genre of riddles. Shall we let them in on the conventions of that framework? And by “we”, I mean those who actually know. **Cisco**? **jali**?.. Sissy Spacek’s onscreen father? ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2008, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puzzle-what-youre-not/458484/25 "2008-08-03T05:02:52Z")
[Chief Wiggum] We need more information. [/CW] It’s creeping up on two days since the OP posted. I’m not posting here again until he gives the answer or a clue, and I suggest others take the same stance, or it’ll be another “14 gpf in a k” thing. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2008, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puzzle-what-youre-not/458484/26 "2008-08-03T11:48:55Z")
btw - wtf _is_ the answer to 14 **g f p** in a **k**? \ ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2008, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puzzle-what-youre-not/458484/27 "2008-08-03T18:38:17Z")
I am [spoiler]I said. To no one there. And on one heard at all. Not even the chair.[/spoiler] ---
**Author:** ![Grumman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/43a26b/32.png) [@Grumman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grumman)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2008, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puzzle-what-youre-not/458484/28 "2008-08-03T22:52:42Z")
I am not an animal! I am a human being! I… am… a man! ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2008, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puzzle-what-youre-not/458484/29 "2008-08-03T23:50:57Z")
I am not a number! I am a free man! ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2008, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puzzle-what-youre-not/458484/30 "2008-08-03T23:52:53Z")
I am I said. To no one there. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puzzle-what-youre-not/458484/31 "2008-08-04T01:27:32Z")
I am not a human being, I am an animal! ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puzzle-what-youre-not/458484/32 "2008-08-04T01:40:38Z")
I am not a crook! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puzzle-what-youre-not/458484/33 "2008-08-04T02:32:08Z")
You are… Mary Queen of Scots? [spoiler]I am! [sounds of crashing, pounding, general mayhem, etc.] [/spoiler] ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puzzle-what-youre-not/458484/34 "2008-08-04T02:58:49Z")
I am…Two Four Six Oh OneBeyond that, I have no idea. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puzzle-what-youre-not/458484/35 "2008-08-04T03:02:08Z")
I am… Legend ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puzzle-what-youre-not/458484/36 "2008-08-04T11:19:37Z")
I am Sam, Sam I am. ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puzzle-what-youre-not/458484/37 "2008-08-04T20:47:29Z")
[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers] It’s creeping up on two days since the OP posted. I’m not posting here again until he gives the answer or a clue, and I suggest others take the same stance, or it’ll be another “14 gpf in a k” thing. [/QUOTE] A clue, Bryan? Mtgman is about half way there. Follow his line of reasoning and see where it takes you. ---
**Author:** ![Indistinguishable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/90ced4/32.png) [@Indistinguishable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indistinguishable)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puzzle-what-youre-not/458484/38 "2008-08-04T21:10:09Z")
Oh, shit, I just got **Cisco** ’s solution. “I’m a doctor, not a(n)…” ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puzzle-what-youre-not/458484/39 "2008-08-04T21:36:32Z")
[QUOTE=RealityChuck] I am I said. To no one there. [/QUOTE] Actually, you are too late on that one. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puzzle-what-youre-not/458484/40 "2008-08-04T22:24:37Z")
Seeburger seems incredibly specific. Business Integration Software? That’s got to be relevant. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puzzle-what-youre-not/458484.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puzzle-what-youre-not/458484.md?page=3)