# Pwincess Pwecious es muy Irritante **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 26, 2002, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pwincess-pwecious-es-muy-irritante/138932 "2002-11-26T18:57:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pwincess-pwecious-es-muy-irritante/138932/1 "2002-11-26T18:57:21Z")
You all remember my coworker, The Pwincess. Well, she has been talking in Spanish _allll goddam day_ on the phone to goodness knows who—and I am amazed to announce she is _bilingually annoying!_ I can’t understand a word she wisps in her baby voice, till she gets to a phrase like “Babies r Us” or “stroller” or “Sears photos” (I assume she is talking about her new offspring, The Infanta Pwecious). I have no doubt that she is going to night school and studying to be annoying in three or more languages. Maybe we can teach her Iraqi and she can go overseas to annoy the crap out of Saddam Hussein: “No! No! Please make her stop talking in that cutsey-ootsey baby voice! I’ll give up my weapons of mass destruction—just _shut her up!_” ---
**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pwincess-pwecious-es-muy-irritante/138932/2 "2002-11-26T19:00:54Z")
Ok…is there a time when she doesn’t use the baby voice? Is that her normal voice tone? Eve, what you suggest is evil… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pwincess-pwecious-es-muy-irritante/138932/3 "2002-11-26T19:07:42Z")
_ **Again?** _ Eve, move. Leave New York. Haven’t you suffered enough? ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pwincess-pwecious-es-muy-irritante/138932/4 "2002-11-26T19:10:44Z")
. . . Just overheard her say she is “meeting with the pwiest.” Maybe she is finally arranging to have Betty Boop exorcised from her? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pwincess-pwecious-es-muy-irritante/138932/5 "2002-11-26T19:13:51Z")
I’m sending you Maxwell’s silver hammer. ---
**Author:** ![EchoKitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@EchoKitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EchoKitty)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pwincess-pwecious-es-muy-irritante/138932/6 "2002-11-26T19:27:01Z")
I love the Pwincess Pwecious stories. Kinda look forward to them, actually. Does the Pwincess want a widdle swap acwoss her pwecious face? Can the Pwincess eat a big poo-poo and die? Come on, Pwincess…do cutsie talk in Spanish, “Por Favor!” ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pwincess-pwecious-es-muy-irritante/138932/7 "2002-11-26T19:37:06Z")
Just see if you can sort of accidentally crack her on the funny bone with your cast. It takes the steam out of the Pwincess act if you can make them swear like a stevedore. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pwincess-pwecious-es-muy-irritante/138932/8 "2002-11-26T19:55:53Z")
CWAP! ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pwincess-pwecious-es-muy-irritante/138932/9 "2002-11-26T20:10:18Z")
A que hora estudiamos-bestutudiamos en la bibwioteca-wibwioteca con Tomasy-Bomasy y Cawmeny-poo, mamacita miha-biha-wiha mas muy wuy pweciosa? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pwincess-pwecious-es-muy-irritante/138932/10 "2002-11-26T23:19:33Z")
Are you sure she doesn’t just have a lisp or something, **Eve**? I cannot imagine talking that way all the time without annoying MYSELF!!! ---
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pwincess-pwecious-es-muy-irritante/138932/11 "2002-11-26T23:32:10Z")
I believe you meant to say “wisp,” **Guin**. ---
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pwincess-pwecious-es-muy-irritante/138932/12 "2002-11-26T23:34:22Z")
Dammit, **Eve** stole my joke for her OP. That’s it. She’s on The Wist. ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pwincess-pwecious-es-muy-irritante/138932/13 "2002-11-26T23:55:11Z")
**Eve** , ask her to say, “We will release Roderick.” ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pwincess-pwecious-es-muy-irritante/138932/14 "2002-11-26T23:57:44Z")
Or love, true love! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pwincess-pwecious-es-muy-irritante/138932/15 "2002-11-27T00:17:48Z")
Ha! Funny stuff. Reminds me of a girl in knew in highschool who spent, like, four or five weeks in Paris one summer. When she returned to school the next year she had faux accent and was always substituting French words for English and sometime pretended she’d forgotten how to properly parse a sentence. Well, I’m clearly going to have to catch up on the “Pwincess” chronicles. My evenings set! ---
**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pwincess-pwecious-es-muy-irritante/138932/16 "2002-11-27T00:20:24Z")
…or perhaps “Pwincess Cwonicles” would be more appropriate. ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Gretchen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Miss\_Gretchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Gretchen)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pwincess-pwecious-es-muy-irritante/138932/17 "2002-11-27T05:52:24Z")
Ahhh, I sympathize. This summer, I too had the coworker who would weev widdle messages on her boyfriend’s voicemail. Pornogwaphic widdle messages, that is. ::Shudder:: ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pwincess-pwecious-es-muy-irritante/138932/18 "2002-11-27T06:04:39Z")
On the bright side, maybe she’s planning to emigwate? ---
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pwincess-pwecious-es-muy-irritante/138932/19 "2002-11-27T12:22:47Z")
Oh **Eve** , I think someone wore her Cranky Blouse, now didn’t she? And maybe her Sarcastic Socks? ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pwincess-pwecious-es-muy-irritante/138932/20 "2002-11-27T14:11:21Z")
. . . No, but I did have a heaping bowl oif Bitch Flakes for breakfast. It’s not so much the Pwincess’ wisp; I could just imagine she’s Mawlene Dietwich or Fay Fwancis. It’s her babylike sing-songy delivery that’s the coup de grace. Somewhere along the line—I blame her father or an early boyfriend—she got what she wanted by going all sweet and adowable. Now, she severely needs to be bitch-slapped the length and breadth of the hallway. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pwincess-pwecious-es-muy-irritante/138932.md?page=2)