# Pygmy eating cannibals, Jeezus!

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pygmy-eating-cannibals-jeezus/147635
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [January 10, 2003, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pygmy-eating-cannibals-jeezus/147635 "2003-01-10T00:08:48Z")
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### Author: ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2003, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pygmy-eating-cannibals-jeezus/147635/21 "2003-01-10T21:02:32Z")

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This is one of the more offensive jokes I know, but it deals with cannibals. Don’t open the spoiler if you are sickened by gross/gender jokes.

Two cannibals are standing by a large pot that contains a woman. One cannibal says to the other,

“It’s going to have to be Manhattan-style. She’s on her period.”

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