# Pyramid Head vs Gordon Freeman

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pyramid-head-vs-gordon-freeman/409941>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 29, 2007, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pyramid-head-vs-gordon-freeman/409941 "2007-06-29T16:57:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2007, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pyramid-head-vs-gordon-freeman/409941/21 "2007-06-30T00:19:56Z")

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Master Chief vs. Lara? Future high tech weapons & armour vs chick in shorts with some pistols?

Not a real bracket.

Put Lara against Leon Kennedy. Athletic, bouncy pistol-whippin’ momma vs bad-ass Raccoon police hottie who’s taken on the zombie and ganados hordes and totally kicked everyone’s ass.

Mmm. I think I had a geekgasm right there in my panties.

Lara/Leon fanfic… Ooooh… :o 😛

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2007, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pyramid-head-vs-gordon-freeman/409941/22 "2007-06-30T05:00:07Z")

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Gordon Freeman is The Man Who Simply Refused To Die. At worst he might have to teleport out of an unwinnable situation.

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2007, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pyramid-head-vs-gordon-freeman/409941/23 "2007-06-30T05:29:42Z")

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[QUOTE=bouv]  
I prefer [this](http://www.joystiq.com/2007/04/18/battle-of-the-fps-titans-samus-vs-master-chief/) (warning: video) Samus vs Master Chief, wherein WE all win. 😉😃  
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Wow! That was pretty kick-ass, aside from the cheesey ending.

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