# Pyrrho12's Parade of Board Lunatics **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 21, 2001, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pyrrho12s-parade-of-board-lunatics/73331 "2001-07-21T16:50:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pyrrho12s-parade-of-board-lunatics/73331/21 "2001-07-21T23:01:20Z")
As long as we’re talking kooks (and I’m not sure that this is OK), let me nominate PookiesLittleMuffin or BobosLittleTigress or whatever the hell she was called. Made Freak look like a model of rationality by comparison. [Boo Boo’s Tigress](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=30250) as it turns out. (read that one first, then [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=30311) and [then this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=30180). IIRC she came back and pretended to have a sick kid or somesuch. Fenris ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pyrrho12s-parade-of-board-lunatics/73331/22 "2001-07-22T00:13:04Z")
Heh heh . . . Man, y’all are only looking at the past year or so. There are two whose names are not to be spoken. I get chills. ---
**Author:** ![Starbury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Starbury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starbury)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pyrrho12s-parade-of-board-lunatics/73331/23 "2001-07-22T00:41:38Z")
Well, if we’re allowed to include AOl/Usenet posters, I’ll have to nominate **Johnsbury**. As for SDMB…does threatening lawsuits for losing your posting privileges count as insanity? (Also, I disagree with what **Monty** said about **Vanilla** ) ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pyrrho12s-parade-of-board-lunatics/73331/24 "2001-07-22T00:43:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andros \* > \*\* > > Heh heh . . . > > Man, y’all are only looking at the past year or so. > > There are two whose names are not to be spoken. I get chills. \*\* Maybe I’m being the dumb new guy here, but is this about ph\*\*dr_s and s_vr\*n? ---
**Author:** ![yabob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yabob/32/2821_2.png) [@yabob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yabob)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pyrrho12s-parade-of-board-lunatics/73331/25 "2001-07-22T01:09:38Z")
How about \*\*peace[\b]? ---
**Author:** ![schief2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cab0a1/32.png) [@schief2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/schief2)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pyrrho12s-parade-of-board-lunatics/73331/26 "2001-07-22T01:22:31Z")
I’m not exactly an old fart around here, but I can still remember the day when the username **peace** used to drive exasperation into the hearts of stout men. He wasn’t subject-obsessed on the level of, say, **JDT** or **Scoo-whatever** , but IMHO he still had a lot of the qualities that separate the truly exceptional loonies from the more garden-variety ones: 1. His elliptical writing style, attributed to the fact that English wasn’t his native language; 2. His prolonged and torturous dances around such concepts as logic, providing cites, debating skills, etc., when called on them by other posters; and the most entertaining one for me was 1. His preoccupation with dispensing medical advice, repeatedly and often, despite apparently having neither medical qualifications nor any sort of medical knowledge whatsoever. Not surprisingly, his “advice” was usually pure bunkum. All in all, I thought **peace** was a pretty damn entertaining guy; I was almost sad when he had his [meltdown](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=53081) and finally got banned. I would suggest that interested parties check out these pit threads and follow the linkety-links within… [Peace, you are a worthless piece of shit, and a liar to boot.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=49062) [Know ignorance, Know peace](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=52513) On preview: blast, I see **yabob** just had the same thought. Oh well, I have links and you don’t, so nyah nyah nyah! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pyrrho12s-parade-of-board-lunatics/73331/27 "2001-07-22T02:48:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Myrr21 \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Just watch out for that **Coldfire** guy. He’s out of his freakin’ gourd! > > Wait. He has a gourd? I don’t have a gourd. This is a secret moderator thing, isn’t it? \*\* He told me not to tell-he said it was a secret between posters and mods and that bad things would happen to me and no one would believe me. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pyrrho12s-parade-of-board-lunatics/73331/28 "2001-07-22T05:19:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Starbury \* > > (Also, I disagree with what **Monty** said about **Vanilla** ) Then you missed the crass bullshit she pulled on Snark. ---
**Author:** ![Gaspode](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gaspode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaspode)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pyrrho12s-parade-of-board-lunatics/73331/29 "2001-07-22T06:07:31Z")
I would like to second (or third) the nomination for **peace**. I got sort of personally attached to him since he registered about the same time I did and he’s the only looney I ever had consistent run-ins with. Kind of like my arch-nemesis really. I almost miss him. He reincarnated later as **Bluish** but he just didn’t seem as much fun. I think he’s actually still registered. Of course I’ve been watchin SoOoO\_UgLy’s antics with some interest. The kid’s got potential. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pyrrho12s-parade-of-board-lunatics/73331/30 "2001-07-22T07:11:15Z")
Not a single mention of **Bj0rn** - or however you spell it? Sheesh. ---
**Author:** ![Pyrrho12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b2d939/32.png) [@Pyrrho12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pyrrho12)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pyrrho12s-parade-of-board-lunatics/73331/31 "2001-07-22T14:50:25Z")
**FreakFreely** and **FORMERAGENT** definitely belong on my list. **FF** had a really good slow revelation of personal reality going on in that thread, while **FA** just seems to have appeared out of the blue with looney guns blazing. And I have no idea what was going on with **Boo Boo’s Tigress** et al… definitely seriously messed up, though. Argh! When compiling my original list I forgot **AutumnWindChick** and **Peace**! Thanks for reminding me of her, **edwino** - BTW I remember your looney of the month thread, and I second your nomination for **AWC**. She definitely deserves some points for the fact that although she can’t handle textual arguments well, she has performed ground breaking experiments in the field of multimedia debate. Not particularly successful experiments, mind you, but at least she’s trying something new. Regarding **SPOOFE** and his looniness… **Weirddave** , are you suggesting that there’s anything wrong with pursuing a regular daily regimen of rectodental hygiene? My proctoralologist is gonna be miffed… ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pyrrho12s-parade-of-board-lunatics/73331/32 "2001-07-22T16:14:00Z")
Let’s not forget **MX-6** \*, who showed his true looney colors in [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=24050) thread. ---
**Author:** ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pyrrho12s-parade-of-board-lunatics/73331/33 "2001-07-22T17:56:15Z")
Coincidentally, I see that **Jeremy’s Evil Twin** has started yet another “Fuck Microsoft” thread. Oh well, at least he’s fixated on software these days rather than school shootings. ---
**Author:** ![Speleophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/898d66/32.png) [@Speleophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speleophile)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pyrrho12s-parade-of-board-lunatics/73331/34 "2001-07-22T19:02:26Z")
Jeremy’s Evil Twin’s school shooting rants had the saving grace of making me think. He had Scylla actually had an interesting discusson in that thread, in between the shouting. ---
**Author:** ![Some\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Guy)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pyrrho12s-parade-of-board-lunatics/73331/35 "2001-07-22T19:36:49Z")
One of my personal favorites (that hasn’t been brought up yet) has got to be **Sweet Sue**. For those of you who know what I mean, feel free to commence groaning now. For those who don’t, try looking [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=874477#post874477) or [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=831044#post831044) for examples. Now imagine that she uses that same ASCII graphic in every single one of her posts. Hint: she uses that same stupid ASCII graphic in every single one of her posts. There is, of course, a [pit thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=40598) Oh, and I’m pretty sure that **FORMERAGENT** / **The Finder** was actually Ph\*\*\*\*\*s in a fairly thin disguise. ---
**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pyrrho12s-parade-of-board-lunatics/73331/36 "2001-07-22T20:03:03Z")
I notice in those threads linked that there seems to be a large number of banned posters. I know that the actual threads where the banning took place is often elswhere but certain subjects do seem to bring them out of their hidey holes. ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pyrrho12s-parade-of-board-lunatics/73331/37 "2001-07-22T20:21:25Z")
> [@](#): > > Oh, and I’m pretty sure that FORMERAGENT/The Finder was actually Ph\*\*\*\*\*s in a fairly thin disguise. Well, either way, he still deserves the nomination for both personalities. Oh, and for those wondering, the original He Who Shall Not Be Named was, from what I’ve heard, perky\_dan. Yes, I named him. If he’s still capable of being summoned by name after all this time (at least two years), he truly has no life. As for Phaedrus, I think he moved on as well. Hmmm… I guess I’m breaking my own advice on not perseverating on such things. ---
**Author:** ![MandaJo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@MandaJo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MandaJo)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pyrrho12s-parade-of-board-lunatics/73331/38 "2001-07-22T21:25:19Z")
Actually, I put JDT and Pheadrus in thier own catagory–they shared certain charecteristics which these other loonies lacked: 1. Well spoken. They both expressed themselves pretty well. They knew when to use the caps key and when not to. THey punctuated. 2. They had thought about thier positions and were, overall, consistient. They were using freaky moon-logic, mind you, but they used it consistiently. 3. They were willing to debate. Way more willing than the rest of us. As I remember, the original Flat Earth thread was actually fought in shifts–one team of trained evelution defenders would argue themselves to exhaustion and we would slowly phase in another group(with David B, in his seminal performance, sticking out most of the thread). Both Pheadrus and JDT actually read every arguement presented to them, and responded to them. Unfortunantly, they used thier crazy-moon logic to form those responses. 4. They were sincere. There is no doubt in my mind that they both believed in thier positions 100%. That quality of overweening arrogance, the **certainty** that they were right, simply can’t be faked. Now, Phadrus HAD to know he was bluring the truth with some tuff–like hte “I am a acientist, I am a lawyer, I am a sole ruler of a small south american country” stuff, but I suspect in his mind htat was all perfectly justified as it was in the service of the greater truth. 5. They were both stealth loons. Because they could write, and reason, and respond, the fact that they were stark raving mad slowly occured to you are you were watching the process. It resulted in a sort of sick facination. Anyway, I think the combination of these traits made these two posters utterly unique. They remained facinatiing long aftr others became boring, because you just couldn’t help yourself–they SEEMED teachable–they were intelligent, well-spoken, capable of logic–so you just had to keep constructing arguements that should have been convinceing. It’s also worth noting that Phaedrus was never banned, and in fact never did anything that gave us half and excuse to ban him. I od think that AWC might grow into a full-fledged kook of the same type, with another 20 years to get her arguements into unassalible order, using moon-logic. ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pyrrho12s-parade-of-board-lunatics/73331/39 "2001-07-22T21:39:15Z")
Wasn’t there some point where Phaedrus admitted that he was just arguing about something for the fun of it, even though it was wrong. I think it was in the evolution thread (one of them at least) in reference to his pro-flat earth position. Having read a bit of the stuff, my conclusion is that Phaedrus simply liked arguing with us for the fun of it, and JDT was simply completely obsessed with circumcision. Oh, and I guess I should mention Tom Dark. Long argument in Comments on Cecil’s Columns about Velivokskian mechanics, among a couple other things. JonF played the role tomndebb had to JohnJohn or David B had to phaedrus. Oh, and JohnJohn (aka Cyberian54, aka Sandycane) was nuts as well. ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pyrrho12s-parade-of-board-lunatics/73331/40 "2001-07-22T21:56:32Z")
Oh, and AvenueB Dude was another. He was opposed to the concept of suspects havig rights. Also, he thought it was wrong for lawyers to give advice on the board about what to do if arrested. And Orion\*\*\*\*\*\*\*Orion, who was convinced that there was a rational, non-religious reason to persecute homosexuals, even if he never mentioned what it was. But, since Eastern European nations persecuted gays, and were atheistic, it must not be a religious thing. And of course, there was OgreFade/The Urge/Thoughts, who was about as thin-skinned as you can get without taking offense to the mere existence of the rest of the world. OK, now I’m really perseverating. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pyrrho12s-parade-of-board-lunatics/73331.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pyrrho12s-parade-of-board-lunatics/73331.md?page=3)