# Q&A using states only **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [February 4, 2011, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-a-using-states-only/570132 "2011-02-04T10:33:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-a-using-states-only/570132/21 "2011-02-04T19:10:06Z")
> [@Skammer](#): > > Little bottles of carbonated sugar water will still rot your teeth, and he drinks a lot of those Minnesotas. It’s better than drinking something else. Why just the other day, I heard some creepy old guy tell his waitress, “Miss, I sip pee.” ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-a-using-states-only/570132/22 "2011-02-04T19:44:54Z")
> [@Munch](#): > > It’s better than drinking something else. Why just the other day, I heard some creepy old guy tell his waitress, “Miss, I sip pee.” I would participate in this thread, but I’d rather be IN DIANA. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-a-using-states-only/570132/23 "2011-02-04T19:47:08Z")
When I was surprised to see my friend Omar, who I just call “O.,” I greeted him by saying, “Oh, hi, O.!” ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-a-using-states-only/570132/24 "2011-02-04T20:13:26Z")
And O said,“Hey I’d like to introduce you to Virginia.” ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-a-using-states-only/570132/25 "2011-02-04T20:19:40Z")
Hi Virginia! Tennessee your boobies? ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-a-using-states-only/570132/26 "2011-02-04T20:26:08Z")
> [@KinkiNipponTourist](#): > > Hi Virginia! Tennessee your boobies? Be careful what you say to her. She may have a knife Oregon. ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-a-using-states-only/570132/27 "2011-02-04T20:58:49Z")
> [@etv78](#): > > And O said,“Hey I’d like to introduce you to Virginia.” I’d a ho once that looked like Virginia. Wasn’t worth what I paid. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-a-using-states-only/570132/28 "2011-02-04T21:16:14Z")
> [@etv78](#): > > And O said,“Hey I’d like to introduce you to Virginia.” It’s so cliche, the way she introduces herself. “West. Virginia West.” ---
**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-a-using-states-only/570132/29 "2011-02-04T21:42:44Z")
I asked him who the world’s largest PC makers are. He mentioned Acer, Apple, and HP. Apparently he wasn’t Delaware. Barbie forgot to knock before entering and accidentaly saw Kansas. ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-a-using-states-only/570132/30 "2011-02-04T21:56:43Z")
Doing laundry all weekend, I feel like I have been WASHINGTONs. I was Amish once before and I never want to be aMICHIGAN. If it’s cold, I never leave the house without DAKOTAn. I told my ex-wife, “You stILLINOIS me.” The Magic Kingdom looks like such a MARYLAND. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-a-using-states-only/570132/31 "2011-02-04T22:09:25Z")
I neva’d a’ thought this thread would still be going this long. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-a-using-states-only/570132/32 "2011-02-04T22:16:08Z")
I was talking to my friend Paul, who I call “P.” We were drinking beer but he hadn’t quite finished his bottle. I asked, “Miss a sip, P.?” ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-a-using-states-only/570132/33 "2011-02-04T22:24:29Z")
False. What? It’s a state… in logic. ---
**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-a-using-states-only/570132/34 "2011-02-05T01:46:09Z")
> [@Jragon](#): > > False. > > What? It’s a state… in logic. I knew your kind would come up with an answer like that. ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-a-using-states-only/570132/35 "2011-02-05T21:18:12Z")
> [@Hampshire](#): > > Barbie forgot to knock before entering and accidentaly saw Kansas. But later they talked about Kan’s trip to Paris and the Arkansas. ---
**Author:** ![Ulf\_the\_Unwashed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Ulf\_the\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ulf_the_Unwashed)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2011, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-a-using-states-only/570132/36 "2011-02-06T01:24:01Z")
That’s strike two. If you swing and michigan, you’re out. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2011, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-a-using-states-only/570132/37 "2011-02-06T05:49:19Z")
I’ve got connections with a French leather worker… Want me to set you up with Montana? ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f08c70/32.png) [@Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Brother_Walker)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2011, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-a-using-states-only/570132/38 "2011-02-06T06:03:08Z")
I wanted to drive around Marathon in the keys, but it turns out that’s a one Rhode Island. ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2011, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-a-using-states-only/570132/39 "2011-02-06T17:35:56Z")
I bought a piglet from a little town . I have a New Hampshire ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2011, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-a-using-states-only/570132/40 "2011-02-06T17:38:22Z")
> [@MadTheSwine](#): > > I bought a piglet from a little town . > > I have a New Hampshire My girlfriend is horny,she has a west virginia. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-a-using-states-only/570132.md?page=1)