# Q&A with the King of Pop

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-a-with-the-king-of-pop/153470>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 7, 2003, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-a-with-the-king-of-pop/153470 "2003-02-07T15:15:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-a-with-the-king-of-pop/153470/21 "2003-02-07T23:53:17Z")

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Have you ever considered getting together with Anna Nicole Smith? You guys would make a good couple.

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**Author:** ![Intaglio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/71e660/32.png) [@Intaglio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intaglio)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-a-with-the-king-of-pop/153470/22 "2003-02-08T01:14:32Z")

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I Use To Listen to You, but your recent work I can not understand what you are Singing. You have altered yourself beyond recognition.

NO, I haven’t funded your Pedophile ways by being your Albums or CD’s. I have bought Janet’s CD’s though, I would rather fund a much normal person and there endeavors.

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**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-a-with-the-king-of-pop/153470/23 "2003-02-08T13:07:59Z")

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**Well, the King of Pop went home. You couldn’t very well expect me allow him to spend the night in my home.**

[sub]_On a completely unrelated topic: I’m embarrassed and disappointed with the omnipresence of SDMB Waverly in the pit. I’m going to hang up his jersey, at least for a short while, and perhaps allow him a small amount of down time in GQ._[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-a-with-the-king-of-pop/153470/24 "2003-02-09T01:57:58Z")

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Michael, isn’t it kind of an odd coincidence that every time you do one of your freaky things, you get free publicity for it?

And how in hell could you think that you were being given the “Artist of the Millennium” award? If you were getting an award that night, they would have **told** you. It was a cake for your damn birthday.

And did you notice the number on that cake? **44**. Which means it’s time for you to grow up already!

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