# Q: Are we not men? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 24, 2005, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-are-we-not-men/291762 "2005-02-24T20:38:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-are-we-not-men/291762/1 "2005-02-24T20:38:54Z")
A: We are Devo! ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-are-we-not-men/291762/2 "2005-02-24T20:56:19Z")
Q: Are we not men? ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-are-we-not-men/291762/3 "2005-02-24T20:57:43Z")
A: D-e-v-o! ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-are-we-not-men/291762/4 "2005-02-24T21:07:40Z")
Q. Who are you? ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-are-we-not-men/291762/5 "2005-02-24T21:09:59Z")
A. Who-who, who-who. ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-are-we-not-men/291762/6 "2005-02-24T21:11:29Z")
Q: How many roads must a man walk down? ---
**Author:** ![Saltire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saltire/32/553_2.png) [@Saltire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saltire)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-are-we-not-men/291762/7 "2005-02-24T21:33:45Z")
A: 42. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-are-we-not-men/291762/8 "2005-02-24T22:18:23Z")
Q. Why do fools fall in love? ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-are-we-not-men/291762/9 "2005-02-24T22:22:50Z")
Oh, now you’ve got me jerking back and forth. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-are-we-not-men/291762/10 "2005-02-24T22:24:21Z")
> [@Biffy the Elephant Shrew](#): > > Q. Why do fools fall in love? Can’t fight that feeling any more. ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-are-we-not-men/291762/11 "2005-02-24T22:32:54Z")
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah YEAHYEAHYEAH! ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-are-we-not-men/291762/12 "2005-02-24T22:38:55Z")
I’ve got an uncontollable urge! ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-are-we-not-men/291762/13 "2005-02-24T22:41:04Z")
> [@pravnik](#): > > I’ve got an uncontollable urge! He’s got an uncontrollable urge! ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-are-we-not-men/291762/14 "2005-02-24T22:41:50Z")
> [@Hamlet](#): > > Q: How many roads must a man walk down? :eek: ~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ ~~~~~~~~ A. Generally aroun ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-are-we-not-men/291762/15 "2005-02-24T22:44:49Z")
> [@pravnik](#): > > He’s got an uncontrollable urge! Stop being sloppy or you’ll shrivel up. ---
**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-are-we-not-men/291762/16 "2005-02-24T22:52:40Z")
Q: How am I supposed to live without you? ---
**Author:** ![nitroglycerine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@nitroglycerine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nitroglycerine)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-are-we-not-men/291762/17 "2005-02-24T23:21:39Z")
> [@](#): > > Rock and roll tends to raise more questions than it answers, E.G. When Will I Be Loved, Why Do Fools Fall In Love, Who Will Stop The Rain, Have You Ever Seen The Rain, Where Have All The Flowers Gone, Have You Ever Seen Your Mother Baby Standing In The Shadows, Why Is It Always This Way, Why Can’t I Touch It, What Do I Get, What Ever Happened To, Who’s Got The Action, Where’s Captain Kirk, Whats This Shit Called Love, Who’s Driving Your Plane, What’s Your Problem, Who’s Got The 10 1/2, Why Must I Be A Teenager In Love, Where’s Groovytown, How Do You Do What You Do To Me…\and above all, WHO STOLE THE KEESHKA??? -Rev. Norb/Boris The Sprinkler ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-are-we-not-men/291762/18 "2005-02-24T23:24:43Z")
Does your bubble gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight? ---
**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-are-we-not-men/291762/19 "2005-02-24T23:26:28Z")
If anyone thinks this thread has any reason for existing, please email me and I will reconsider my decision to close it. Until that time, I consider that a thread of non-sequitors is not reasonable. At least not in this forum. ---
**Author:** ![vibrotronica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@vibrotronica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vibrotronica)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/q-are-we-not-men/291762/20 "2005-02-24T23:26:43Z")
Lord, I am so tired. How long can this go on?