# Qagdop who? (MsRobyn's column on toothpaste) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\ **Created:** [September 30, 2015, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qagdop-who-msrobyns-column-on-toothpaste/733058 "2015-09-30T17:43:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2015, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qagdop-who-msrobyns-column-on-toothpaste/733058/1 "2015-09-30T17:43:06Z")
Somebody spelled our resident Mercotan’s name wrong! Twice, even. > [@](#): > > SDStaff MsRobyn replies with assistance from Qagdop the Mercotan [Is toothpaste an effective treatment for burns?](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/3250/is-toothpaste-an-effective-treatment-for-burns) Sept. 30, 2015. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2015, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qagdop-who-msrobyns-column-on-toothpaste/733058/2 "2015-09-30T19:21:04Z")
Blasphemy! ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2015, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qagdop-who-msrobyns-column-on-toothpaste/733058/3 "2015-09-30T19:43:17Z")
Damn autocorrect! ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2015, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qagdop-who-msrobyns-column-on-toothpaste/733058/4 "2015-09-30T20:21:51Z")
Now I feel like the Rodney Dangerfield of neutronium eaters. And where’s my SDSAB title! Or half a title? 😉 [sub]kudos to Ms. Robyn for getting that put together[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2015, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qagdop-who-msrobyns-column-on-toothpaste/733058/5 "2015-09-30T21:11:53Z")
Title? _Title?_ Well, aren’t we full of ourselves. Titles are reserved for…well, I’m not really sure who they’re reserved for, but they’re certainly not for the likes of us peons. All we get for our hard work in aiding the SDSAB is _maybe_ a [byline](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/3050/who-are-the-gypsies). Titles! \ ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2015, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qagdop-who-msrobyns-column-on-toothpaste/733058/6 "2015-09-30T22:55:21Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Title? _Title?_ Well, aren’t we full of ourselves. Titles are reserved for…well, I’m not really sure who they’re reserved for, but they’re certainly not for the likes of us peons. All we get for our hard work in aiding the SDSAB is _maybe_ a [byline](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/3050/who-are-the-gypsies). > > Titles! \ Leastways they spelled _your_ name right! I stick my zymolosely polydactile tongue out at you (for a second time. First time was when you asked to see it at that mexican restaurant). ---
**Author:** ![Canadjun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/76d3ee/32.png) [@Canadjun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Canadjun)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2015, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qagdop-who-msrobyns-column-on-toothpaste/733058/7 "2015-09-30T23:44:52Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > And where’s my SDSAB title! Or half a title? Is half a title a tit? ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2015, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qagdop-who-msrobyns-column-on-toothpaste/733058/8 "2015-09-30T23:49:01Z")
> [@Canadjun](#): > > Is half a title a tit? Works for me . . . Oh, Cynthia? * * * Fools! Did they think that the yieldlessness of absolute neutronium could stop QADGOP THE MERCOTAN? And that human wench Cynthia, cowering in helpless terror just beyond this thin and fragile wall…