# Qed.... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 22, 2008, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qed/442378 "2008-03-22T21:57:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qed/442378/121 "2008-03-26T23:49:11Z")
[QUOTE=fluiddruid] **CarnalK** , you know better than to bring over that bullshit to our board. This is an official warning - do not do this again. [/QUOTE] Obviously it pissed someone(s) off enough to bring you here. This mis-moniker has been used before, you know. And recently. I don’t think CarnalK was being any more malicious than any of the others who’ve used it. fluiddruid: you seem to have a hair trigger over here Pitside. What’s your reasoning, or better yet who’s got ahold of your box? I feel bad because while you seem to be a nice person you’re pretty random with your warnings. Sometimes I imagine who’s on the other end of _your_ red phone . . . ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qed/442378/122 "2008-03-27T00:03:44Z")
[QUOTE=El Cid Viscoso] This mis-moniker has been used before, you know. And recently. . [/QUOTE] and is a quite obvious one. Though I’m not fond of the name mangling as an insult format personally (I think, generally, that it’s a childish cheap shot, slightly below the ‘neener neener’ type of thing), just the fact that it’s used elsewhere shouldn’t IMHO be a reason folks can’t use it here. Especially difficult to defend since you allowed the recently banned alphabet soup to change his own monikor to start off w/ “TLDR”, a staple at the same elsewhere. (though in this particular case, I’m not so quick to assume that **CarnalK** was innocent). ---
**Author:** ![brownie55](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f14d63/32.png) [@brownie55](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brownie55)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qed/442378/123 "2008-03-27T00:09:02Z")
[QUOTE=wring] and is a quite obvious one. Though I’m not fond of the name mangling as an insult format personally (I think, generally, that it’s a childish cheap shot, slightly below the ‘neener neener’ type of thing), just the fact that it’s used elsewhere shouldn’t IMHO be a reason folks can’t use it here. Especially difficult to defend since you allowed the recently banned alphabet soup to change his own monikor to start off w/ “TLDR”, a staple at the same elsewhere. (though in this particular case, I’m not so quick to assume that **CarnalK** was innocent). [/QUOTE] So now we have to be conversant with the insults of “the other place?” Because I have never been there and don’t want to go, but might throw up a G.E.D. just because it seems so perfect. Any other buzz words you want to make sure we don’t use? A list would really be nice. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qed/442378/124 "2008-03-27T00:14:53Z")
[QUOTE=wring] and is a quite obvious one. Though I’m not fond of the name mangling as an insult format personally (I think, generally, that it’s a childish cheap shot, slightly below the ‘neener neener’ type of thing), just the fact that it’s used elsewhere shouldn’t IMHO be a reason folks can’t use it here. Especially difficult to defend since you allowed the recently banned alphabet soup to change his own monikor to start off w/ “TLDR”, a staple at the same elsewhere. (though in this particular case, I’m not so quick to assume that **CarnalK** was innocent). [/QUOTE] Yeah, it’s a mixed bag. Somebody called me El Skid once and it just ended up making the other guy unhappy. So I say fuck it. QED can take care of hisself. Mostly **wring** I’m concerned we’re infiltrated by a bunch of net nannies. Pussies, if you will. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qed/442378/125 "2008-03-27T00:27:24Z")
[QUOTE=brownie55] So now we have to be conversant with the insults of “the other place?” Because I have never been there and don’t want to go, but might throw up a G.E.D. just because it seems so perfect. Any other buzz words you want to make sure we don’t use? A list would really be nice. [/QUOTE] Don’t ever use “wot” in place of what. Don’t ever use the words “stage” “manager” “hostile” or “fetus” in the same sentence. “Record Store” is code for “mulleted retail hell.” . . . and many more!@! ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qed/442378/126 "2008-03-27T01:12:11Z")
[QUOTE=El Cid Viscoso] Don’t ever use “wot” in place of what. Don’t ever use the words “stage” “manager” “hostile” or “fetus” in the same sentence. “Record Store” is code for “mulleted retail hell.” . . . and many more!@! [/QUOTE] wot’s up with wot? I don’t know that one or the “Record Store” one. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qed/442378/127 "2008-03-27T01:28:02Z")
> [@](#): > > Who Posted? > Total Posts: 126 > User Name Posts > Hostile Dialect 14 > Una Persson 12 > What Exit? 11 > Q.E.D. 10 > elucidator 7 > wring 7 > Tuckerfan 6 > El Cid Viscoso 6 > MsRobyn 4 > Garfield226 4 > fisha 4 > Salem 4 > Surbey 3 > Sierra Indigo 3 > Sampiro 3 > featherlou 2 > Chefguy 2 > Hamadryad 2 > Rysdad 2 > FoieGrasIsEvil 2 > St. Urho 2 > **imthjckaz**** 2** > zuma 1 > thursday next 1 > CarnalK 1 > Aesiron 1 > twickster 1 > Inner Stickler 1 > hajario 1 > Miller 1 > brownie55 1 > Noone Special 1 > Cisco 1 > Bricker 1 > fluiddruid 1 > Rick 1 Highlighted OP. This thread died like 2 weeks ago. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qed/442378/128 "2008-03-27T01:59:56Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] Who posted? [/QUOTE] Who didn’t? Fuck off you butting-in nanny nanny douchebag. ---
**Author:** ![brownie55](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f14d63/32.png) [@brownie55](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brownie55)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qed/442378/129 "2008-03-27T03:03:56Z")
[QUOTE=El Cid Viscoso] Don’t ever use “wot” in place of what. Don’t ever use the words “stage” “manager” “hostile” or “fetus” in the same sentence. “Record Store” is code for “mulleted retail hell.” . . . and many more!@! [/QUOTE] Wow, Thanks for the list. So **Sarafeena** calls \*\*Hostile Dialect \*\* both \*\*Hostile Fetus \*\* and **HF** in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=461159) and nobody bats an eyelash (except for HD). Yet one little G.E.D. rates an official warning for **CarnalK.** Yep, I can see where folks might be concerned that the rules are not applied equitably. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qed/442378/130 "2008-03-27T03:12:11Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] Highlighted OP. This thread died like 2 weeks ago. [/QUOTE] quite the achievement since it was started two days ago. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qed/442378/131 "2008-03-27T03:20:10Z")
[QUOTE=wring] quite the achievement since it was started two days ago. [/QUOTE] If I might hazard a guess, I think he is referring to [the other recent **Q.E.D.** pitting](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=459066). That one was close about two weeks ago. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qed/442378/132 "2008-03-27T03:22:48Z")
I know. Doesn’t make his post less dickish, though. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qed/442378/133 "2008-03-27T03:24:48Z")
[QUOTE=wring] I know. Doesn’t make his post less dickish, though. [/QUOTE] I don’t know about dickish, but it did seem pointless. Now can anyone explain the “Wot” & the “Record Store” is code for “mulleted retail hell” phrases? ---
**Author:** ![Fiveroptic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiveroptic/32/8257_2.png) [@Fiveroptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveroptic)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qed/442378/134 "2008-03-27T03:41:06Z")
[QUOTE=brownie55] Wow, Thanks for the list. So **Sarafeena** calls \*\*Hostile Dialect \*\* both \*\*Hostile Fetus \*\* and **HF** in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=461159) and nobody bats an eyelash (except for HD). Yet one little G.E.D. rates an official warning for **CarnalK.** Yep, I can see where folks might be concerned that the rules are not applied equitably. [/QUOTE] **Sarafeena** posted that her name-mangling was due first to **HD** ’s change from **fetus** to **Hostile Dialect** and a momentary brain lapse, and the second was a typo. She also apologized to **HD** for both manglings. It’s my belief that she was sincere and meant no harm. ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qed/442378/135 "2008-03-27T08:23:20Z")
Let’s first of all get something straight: Both “Hostile Fetus” and “G.E.D.” are way awesomer names for their respective recipients than their current “true” monikers. Also: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=459756&page=1](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=459756&page=1) \*\* fluiddruid\*\*, you really are the fucking lamest when you try to moderate the BBQ Pit. What the fuck is “bring over that shit” supposed to mean? Changing that one letter in his name is classic petty mockery and you are a complete twit to not realize it’s internet spanning obviousness. ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qed/442378/136 "2008-03-27T15:52:34Z")
[QUOTE=El Cid Viscoso] fluiddruid: you seem to have a hair trigger over here Pitside. What’s your reasoning, … ? [/QUOTE] Don’t hold your breath. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qed/442378/137 "2008-03-27T19:40:38Z")
> [@brownie55](#): > > Wow, Thanks for the list. So Sarafeena calls Hostile Dialect both Hostile Fetus and HF in this thread and nobody bats an eyelash (except for HD). Yet one little G.E.D. rates an official warning for CarnalK. Well, to be fair, a couple of people jumped into that thread and pointed out the error each time it was made; several people IMed and PMed both **Sarahfeena** and I about it; **Sarahfeena** ’s history is nothing like **CarnalK** ’s; and I officially forgave **Sarahfeena** and eventually accepted her official story that it was an error, not an intentional insult. Not to mention that I know for a fact that at least one poster, and probably more, refrained from commenting about it because I had already publicly forgiven her. IOW, totally different ballgame. ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qed/442378/138 "2008-03-28T06:52:56Z")
[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect] Well, to be fair, a couple of people jumped into that thread and pointed out the error each time it was made; several people IMed and PMed both **Sarahfeena** and I about it; **Sarahfeena** ’s history is nothing like **CarnalK** ’s; and I officially forgave **Sarahfeena** and eventually accepted her official story that it was an error, not an intentional insult. Not to mention that I know for a fact that at least one poster, and probably more, refrained from commenting about it because I had already publicly forgiven her. IOW, totally different ballgame. [/QUOTE] But I’m sure you’ll admit that you are an annoying fucking punk, so"hostile fetus" really does describe your internet persona quite well. No? ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qed/442378/139 "2008-03-28T11:48:21Z")
**CarnalK** - what do you like about this board? Anything at all? ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qed/442378/140 "2008-03-28T17:04:25Z")
[QUOTE=CarnalK] But I’m sure you’ll admit that you are an annoying fucking punk, so"hostile fetus" really does describe your internet persona quite well. No? [/QUOTE] Still the master of subtle and nuanced trolling, I see. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qed/442378.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qed/442378.md?page=8)