# qpw3141, you are an idiot **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2010, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qpw3141-you-are-an-idiot/553452 "2010-09-11T23:24:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qpw3141-you-are-an-idiot/553452/141 "2010-09-14T18:07:45Z")
I notice that you haven’t refuted my theory that men can only orgasm through PIV sex and all of our other orifices, and the palms of our hands, are covered in stinging barbs. ---
**Author:** ![elninost0rm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ed655f/32.png) [@elninost0rm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elninost0rm)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qpw3141-you-are-an-idiot/553452/142 "2010-09-14T18:54:09Z")
There is no God. Can we move on? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qpw3141-you-are-an-idiot/553452/143 "2010-09-14T19:03:03Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > I notice that you haven’t refuted my theory that men can only orgasm through PIV sex and all of our other orifices, and the palms of our hands, are covered in stinging barbs. That explains SO much about my love life. And to think I never noticed until SFG pointed it out. ---
**Author:** ![Meyer6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@Meyer6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meyer6)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qpw3141-you-are-an-idiot/553452/144 "2010-09-14T19:08:07Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > I notice that you haven’t refuted my theory that men can only orgasm through PIV sex and all of our other orifices, and the palms of our hands, are covered in stinging barbs. What if you’re a masochist and the stinging sensation \*gives \*you an orgasm? Hmm? What then, smart guy! ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qpw3141-you-are-an-idiot/553452/145 "2010-09-14T19:20:39Z")
> [@Meyer6](#): > > What if you’re a masochist and the stinging sensation \*gives \*you an orgasm? Hmm? What then, smart guy! Impossible. That would lead men to have less sex with women, which means fewer babies, which means it can never happen in nature. Q.E.D. Also, not a dude. ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qpw3141-you-are-an-idiot/553452/146 "2010-09-14T19:21:25Z")
Mmmm, stinging sensations. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qpw3141-you-are-an-idiot/553452/147 "2010-09-14T19:24:38Z")
LALALA YOU DON’T EXIST l CAN’T HEAR YOU ---
**Author:** ![Meyer6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@Meyer6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meyer6)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qpw3141-you-are-an-idiot/553452/148 "2010-09-14T19:46:05Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > > [@Meyer6](#): > > > > What if you’re a masochist and the stinging sensation \*gives \*you an orgasm? Hmm? What then, smart guy! > > Impossible. That would lead men to have less sex with women, which means fewer babies, which means it can never happen in nature. Q.E.D. > > Also, not a dude. Right, I forgot how simple and linear evolutionary biology is! Silly me. Actually, I knew that, so I’m not sure why I wrote ‘smart guy’. Can we settle on ‘smartypants’ instead? ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qpw3141-you-are-an-idiot/553452/149 "2010-09-14T19:58:12Z")
> [@Meyer6](#): > > Actually, I knew that, so I’m not sure why I wrote ‘smart guy’. Can we settle on ‘smartypants’ instead? How _dare_ you imply she’s wearing any pants! ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qpw3141-you-are-an-idiot/553452/150 "2010-09-14T20:11:35Z")
> [@Bosstone](#): > > > [@Meyer6](#): > > > > Actually, I knew that, so I’m not sure why I wrote ‘smart guy’. Can we settle on ‘smartypants’ instead? > > How _dare_ you imply she’s wearing any pants! Wouldn’t they get caught on the barbs? I feel like someone needs to make a comment about venomous ovipositors next, for some reason. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qpw3141-you-are-an-idiot/553452/151 "2010-09-14T21:21:00Z")
> [@Meyer6](#): > > Actually, I knew that, so I’m not sure why I wrote ‘smart guy’. Can we settle on ‘smartypants’ instead? I’d go with “smartass,” personally. > [@Bosstone](#): > > How _dare_ you imply she’s wearing any pants! I actually am wearing pants. Right now. Scandalous! > [@Zeriel](#): > > Wouldn’t they get caught on the barbs? No, no, no, the barbs are \*inside \*the orifices. What are you, some kind of virgin who’s never seen asshole barbs before? Ugh. ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qpw3141-you-are-an-idiot/553452/152 "2010-09-15T02:40:57Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > No, no, no, the barbs are \*inside \*the orifices. What are you, some kind of virgin who’s never seen asshole barbs before? Ugh. Yours are on the INSIDE? _Freeeeeak…_ ---
**Author:** ![BayouHazard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BayouHazard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BayouHazard)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qpw3141-you-are-an-idiot/553452/153 "2010-09-15T03:39:57Z")
Pardon me if this is redundant, I didn’t read the whole thread. Also, 'scuse me while I whip this out: Hunter-gatherers don’t place a high priority on reproduction, because a woman _has_ to nurse for four years, due to the diet H/G people obtain. Hunter-gatherers basically work to stay in positive caloric balance. If a woman is nursing, and she has another child, she may have to abandon the newborn, because nursing two would cause her to starve to death in many cases. H/G populations usually remain in balance, reproducing enough for replacement value only. This may be because the few left are confined to the parts of the world that the agriculturists either didn’t want or haven’t taken over yet, but we can probably assume H/G peoples did not reproduce successfully very much beyond replacement value when they were universal. The above from my cultural anthroplogy class. This from me: What I expect is that homosexuality became taboo at the same time as agriculture came about. Because agriculture requires lots of free laborers-er, children-to work the fields. We are known to have started being agriculturists about 10k years ago. I actually suspect that it started earlier than that, but we either haven’t found the evidence yet, or the evidence wasn’t preserved. So, homosexuals would have contributed to overall group survival in H/G societies by either hunting or gathering, but not adding to the pool of children needing to be fed. So, they still would have helped contribute to overall group survival-and remember, we ARE a pack (societal) species. Their genes would still go on _in the genes of the other members_ because this IS a family group we’re talking about here. So, the genetic predisposition to gayness would not be selected against. It’s only when we all adopted agriculture that gay people’s lack of fecundity became a problem. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qpw3141-you-are-an-idiot/553452/154 "2010-09-15T15:44:37Z")
I notice he hasn’t been back yet, but I don’t see that he’s banned or suspended. Hrm… ---
**Author:** ![Meyer6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@Meyer6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meyer6)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qpw3141-you-are-an-idiot/553452/155 "2010-09-15T16:00:32Z")
Well, he got his hand smacked in the GD thread. Maybe he’s off crying to his mommy about how mean we are to him. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qpw3141-you-are-an-idiot/553452/156 "2010-09-15T16:11:16Z")
In fact, he got his hand smacked three times in GD, in three different threads: > [@What If? Britain doesn't go Bankcrupt at end of WWII](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-britain-doesnt-go-bankcrupt-at-end-of-wwii/550346/60): > > **BrightNShiny** and **qpw3141** , both of you are getting close to violating the rules of this forum and any more impolite remarks about stupidity, obstinacy or dishonesty will lead to warnings. It’s time for this hijack about fractions to end: both of you have made your positions understood even if they were not clear at first, so there is no point in nitpicking the wording of an old post. If you have a personal problem, start a thread in The BBQ Pit. > [@Burning books in the US...'Burn Quran Day'](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burning-books-in-the-us-burn-quran-day/550891/418): > > **qpw3141** , repeatedly calling another poster a “fanatic” is not permitted in Great Debates. > > Do not do this again. > [@Is a revulsion reaction to homosexual sex biological, cultural (or some combination of both)?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-revulsion-reaction-to-homosexual-sex-biological-cultural-or-some-combination-of-both/553271/125): > > Please dial back your rhetoric, **qpw3141**. ---
**Author:** ![Meyer6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@Meyer6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meyer6)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qpw3141-you-are-an-idiot/553452/157 "2010-09-15T17:50:20Z")
Man, I didn’t realize he was a jackass all the time - I assumed this was a personal hot-button issue for him. It’s unfortunate because it’s clear that discussions with him could potentially be interesting, but he has to argue like an asshole all the time. Oh well. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/qpw3141-you-are-an-idiot/553452.md?page=7)