# Quadruple Amputee Shoots and Murders While Driving -How? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 23, 2026, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quadruple-amputee-shoots-and-murders-while-driving-how/1028723 "2026-03-23T23:59:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Reply](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reply/32/15952_2.png) [@Reply](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reply)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quadruple-amputee-shoots-and-murders-while-driving-how/1028723/21 "2026-03-26T13:31:32Z")
> [@Lucas\_Jackson](#): > > Crips? Heh!! ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quadruple-amputee-shoots-and-murders-while-driving-how/1028723/22 "2026-03-26T13:56:29Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > > [@Si\_Amigo](#): > > > > I also wonder what the guy could have said or done to piss this guy off to the point of killing him > > One of those sick Bob jokes from a few decades ago. Probably made some offhand comment. Sorry, but in my defense I think the video of him shooting a gun answered the OP pretty well. ---
**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quadruple-amputee-shoots-and-murders-while-driving-how/1028723/23 "2026-03-26T14:07:07Z")
I’ve occasionally wondered what, if the spirit consciously survives, a person is feeling after being murdered. Shock … anger … regret … brooding vengeance? I never considered “embarrassment”, but after being offed by little more than a torso with a gun, that could actually be it. 🙃 ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quadruple-amputee-shoots-and-murders-while-driving-how/1028723/24 "2026-03-26T14:22:46Z")
So you’re saying one hand (gun) beats two pair (of limbs). ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quadruple-amputee-shoots-and-murders-while-driving-how/1028723/25 "2026-03-26T14:38:55Z")
> [@Jasmine](#): > > I’ve occasionally wondered what, if the spirit consciously survives, a person is feeling after being murdered. “Ouch!” ---
**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quadruple-amputee-shoots-and-murders-while-driving-how/1028723/26 "2026-03-26T21:09:04Z")
Embarrassment and amazement would be my final thoughts. ---
**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quadruple-amputee-shoots-and-murders-while-driving-how/1028723/27 "2026-03-26T22:36:28Z")
I’d hate to be this guy’s lawyer. It’s sounds like he doesn’t have a leg to stand on. ---
**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quadruple-amputee-shoots-and-murders-while-driving-how/1028723/28 "2026-03-26T22:41:53Z")
What amazes me about this story: _professional_ cornhole player?? I had no idea you could make money at that. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quadruple-amputee-shoots-and-murders-while-driving-how/1028723/29 "2026-03-26T23:57:04Z")
Well, maybe not much money. After all, this dude does seem to be lacking the usual visible means of support. ---
**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2026, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quadruple-amputee-shoots-and-murders-while-driving-how/1028723/30 "2026-03-27T00:44:42Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > Well, maybe not much money. After all, this dude does seem to be lacking the usual visible means of support Yeah, but then you have to factor in all the money he saves from not having to buy shoes. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2026, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quadruple-amputee-shoots-and-murders-while-driving-how/1028723/31 "2026-03-27T00:44:54Z")
If he gets a sympathetic jury, any chance he can walk? ---
**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2026, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quadruple-amputee-shoots-and-murders-while-driving-how/1028723/32 "2026-03-27T00:45:32Z")
> [@TokyoBayer](#): > > any chance he can walk? I lol’d ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2026, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quadruple-amputee-shoots-and-murders-while-driving-how/1028723/33 "2026-03-27T01:30:25Z")
Me too. We Dopers are, collectively, very bad people. When it comes to the spirit of charitability, well … we don’t have a leg to stand on. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2026, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quadruple-amputee-shoots-and-murders-while-driving-how/1028723/34 "2026-03-27T01:46:42Z")
I love this thread.🦵 ---
**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2026, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quadruple-amputee-shoots-and-murders-while-driving-how/1028723/35 "2026-03-27T02:02:03Z")
Now that the factual question has been addressed and this thread has legs 🙂 , I’m asking that the mods move it to a more appropriate forum. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2026, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quadruple-amputee-shoots-and-murders-while-driving-how/1028723/36 "2026-03-27T02:13:34Z")
You mean they should walk it over to, say, the Pit? And throw it in there. Sorta like into a quarry, but worse. Where it’ll bob for awhile in the cesspool of our disdain. Until it sinks. And then it’s f\*\*\*ed? ---
**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2026, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quadruple-amputee-shoots-and-murders-while-driving-how/1028723/37 "2026-03-27T02:31:33Z")
I’m thinking more like MPSIMS, where it can be mildly cornholed to our distain. It’s a subtle distinction. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2026, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quadruple-amputee-shoots-and-murders-while-driving-how/1028723/38 "2026-03-27T10:44:45Z")
> [@ricepad](#): > > What amazes me about this story: _professional_ cornhole playe We were flipping channels one day & ESPN-47 had a tournament on. Like you our first thought was we didn’t know there was a _televised_ circuit & pros. Our next thought, after watching for a few minutes was the best are _good_! Throw after throw after throw dead center right into the hole ---
**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2026, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quadruple-amputee-shoots-and-murders-while-driving-how/1028723/39 "2026-03-27T11:31:24Z")
> [@Si\_Amigo](#): > > I’m thinking more like MPSIMS, where it can be mildly cornholed to our distain. It’s a subtle distinction. Sure, got at it. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2026, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quadruple-amputee-shoots-and-murders-while-driving-how/1028723/40 "2026-03-27T11:58:58Z")
I guess now that we’ve moved, it’s time to rename the category. MPSIMS, I dub thee Multi-Plegic Shooter Is Major Scary. 🤪 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quadruple-amputee-shoots-and-murders-while-driving-how/1028723.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quadruple-amputee-shoots-and-murders-while-driving-how/1028723.md?page=3)