# Quake in L. A. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 30, 2015, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quake-in-l-a/718898 "2015-04-30T14:57:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 2\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2015, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quake-in-l-a/718898/21 "2015-05-01T00:32:18Z")
> [@AncientHumanoid](#): > > Move it to Oklahoma, that’s where all the cool earthquakes are now. 3 times as many as California. They don’t wait around for mother nature to make the earth move, they do it themselves. ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2015, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quake-in-l-a/718898/22 "2015-05-01T00:41:32Z")
> [@G0sp3l](#): > > Just wait until he gets to college, some 'rithmetic requires taking off shoes.😃 Joan Rivers claimed to have known a guy who “was so dumb he couldn’t count to twenty-one unless he was naked.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quake-in-l-a/718898.md?page=1)